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Bad news - Winter is drawing on

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Quote by devondelight
my aunty used to call farts fluffs redface

Fluffing is a proper Devon noun for the art of Farting!
Quote by steve_j
my aunty used to call farts fluffs redface

Fluffing is a proper Devon noun for the art of Farting!
marvellous! just what i had in mind when i chose my username! rolleyes
I was always fascinated by the fluffers, or ladies "on hand" to give either male porn stars or those in line for a video gang bang a helping hand before they perform... and here I have been reduced a mere bottom burp.
confused
probably more realistic anyway.
Quote by Robert1961

What about sex .. can I lay infront of it while having sex biggrin

so do you only have sex with the light on
Oh definitely lolol ... got to see the goods before I buy me lol
Quote by fluffer
my aunty used to call farts fluffs redface

Fluffing is a proper Devon noun for the art of Farting!
marvellous! just what i had in mind when i chose my username! rolleyes
I was always fascinated by the fluffers, or ladies "on hand" to give either male porn stars or those in line for a video gang bang a helping hand before they perform... and here I have been reduced a mere bottom burp.
confused
probably more realistic anyway.
The mods will be merging this thread with the female flatulence thread in a minute lol with Fluffer as the star turn rofl
DD
anywone got one of them light things
is just got very dark here and its raining
cats and dogs.
they have even stopped playing cricket up the road
Quote by Robert1961
anywone got one of them light things
is just got very dark here and its raining
cats and dogs.
they have even stopped playing cricket up the road

I'm about three miles from you and the storm's only just got here. Bloody nice noise though... I love the sound of violent rain against my window. biggrin
Quote by Robert1961
anywone got one of them light things
is just got very dark here and its raining
cats and dogs.
they have even stopped playing cricket up the road

are they happy, or just the miserable fecker variety we have to suffer in here?
I love Autumn and Winter time the most out of the seasons of the year.
Nothing nicer than crisp fresh mornings and dark evenings, falling leaves in Autumn and snow in winter. Curled up in front of the fire or in bed with your electric blanket on and your partner snuggled next to you.
I never have liked the summer when its humid and uncomfortable....so roll on winter.
smile
Quote by Ice Pie
I love winter, can't wait for it. I find hot humid weather extremely unpleasant and there's no escape from it. In winter if you're cold you turn on the heater or exercise or shag or wrap up in woolies... in summer, once you're sitting naked in front of the open freezer, that's it mate, you aint getting any cooler.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I have the best image ever, of you sat by yer freezer in your deckchair, knotted hanky and nowt else, supping a beer, one of them long grabby sticks next to you so you can either whack your keyboard now and again or grab things, and being really pissed off cos you can't move anywhere for fear of getting too hot :lol2:
Summer lover here, less clothes, tanned skin which makes me look healthier, hot saltry evenings, clubbing and pubbing outside rather than inside......great! rolleyes
Roll on Summer 2006! lol
Quote by deancannock
its amazing....just today been to Tesco's and they just put christmas section boxes up on the shelves....not even half way throu September yet !!!
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Yeah i saw them as well how mad is that
any millionaire want to take me to carribean for winter please pm me i hate winter
Quote by devondelight
I love late autumn/early winter all the halloween parties and christmas but after that its a long cold and dark time and I suffer from SAD .. so its not nice at all. Once we get to March and the light is getting better I feel better too.
DD

have you not got one of those light boxes? they are supposed to help with that.
Errrr no ... you will have to educate me I have no idea what you are talking about .. light boxes confused:
DD
Is it self-diagnosed SAD then? Surely your doctor would have advised you about light boxes; they are mentioned on the first page of SAD websites. I'm inclined to think that SAD is no more than someone being particularly miserable in winter.
I love winter. All that lovely snow, long dark nights, curtains shutting out the world and cosy in front of the fire. Lovely. At least you can get warm when you're cold. Raspberries to bloody summer!
Quote by freckledbird
I love winter. All that lovely snow, long dark nights, curtains shutting out the world and cosy in front of the fire. Lovely. At least you can get warm when you're cold. Raspberries to bloody summer!

Spoken like a true freckle!! (Believe me I know!)
I think its winter already! I was walking to work today it takes about 30 mins,it was nice and dry when i left then about 5 mins later it was spitting lightly,then 15mins later it absolutely chucked it down i was a drowned rat! mad
Quote by sexyfella
I think its winter already! I was walking to work today it takes about 30 mins,it was nice and dry when i left then about 5 mins later it was spitting lightly,then 15mins later it absolutely chucked it down i was a drowned rat! mad

arrrr threre there :therethere: ................. come and snuggle under Debbiewebs boobies! :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
I think its winter already! I was walking to work today it takes about 30 mins,it was nice and dry when i left then about 5 mins later it was spitting lightly,then 15mins later it absolutely chucked it down i was a drowned rat! mad

arrrr threre there :therethere: ................. come and snuggle under Debbiewebs boobies! :twisted:
thats an offer i cant refuse :rascal:
room for another one?
probably room for a rugby team sillyhwoar:
Quote by sexyfella
I think its winter already! I was walking to work today it takes about 30 mins,it was nice and dry when i left then about 5 mins later it was spitting lightly,then 15mins later it absolutely chucked it down i was a drowned rat! mad

arrrr threre there :therethere: ................. come and snuggle under Debbiewebs boobies! :twisted:
thats an offer i cant refuse :rascal:
And your not are you :twisted: :twisted: see you soon babes! kiss hump
As for Meaty you will just have to get in line flipa
Debs
Got over here NOW
I have just found another great big spider making its way into the house
It MUST be yours
Come and get it NOW lol
Quote by Sarah
Debs
Got over here NOW
I have just found another great big spider making its way into the house
It MUST be yours
Come and get it NOW lol

I sent it there babes to spy on you! wink