There is always a lot of stuff written about penis size, hardness etc, but seldom do we discuss the appearance, quality or fragrance of a woman's cunt! No one ever seems to refer to a girl's clitoris, yet for me that is very interesting: I like a big clitoris, and for the hood to retract to expose it. And who ever asks if the girl has a responsive g-spot? Or how often and how hard she orgasms. I also like a girl to decorate her cunt with the hair nature gave her. In reality of course we all respect each girl as she is, how she presents herself for servicing, and as we find her. As a man I am lucky with no erection/size probs, but what is not helpful or pleasuarable is to feel under pressure to perform, and I try not to pressuer the girls, even if their attributes can be disappointing, just sometimes. What do others think?
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Quote by AndyW5
There is always a lot of stuff written about penis size, hardness etc, but seldom do we discuss the appearance, quality or fragrance of a woman's cunt!
You haven't been meeting with PJ3581 have you Andy ???
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Quote by de_sade
Hi Andy,
A little advice which you can choose to listen to or ignore...
All the women I know are deeply offended by the "see you next Tuesday" word, so I would suggest you change it if you don't want to lessen your chances on here.
Its up to you :!:
No, no, Velvet. Andy knows best. As he says in his Ad. A cunt is a cunt, and he should know.
De_sade
I've only just read his ad :shock: I'm speechless, but what would I know, I'm just the
owner of one!!!
P.S. Andy, I have also just read what you are looking for, Do you think all this is going to appeal to a gay female couple ?????????
Sex God
Quote by from his ad
Many girls enjoy watching a man pull himself off, and if you like that I will gladly oblige. It is great when I know a girl's eyes are on my spunk hole waiting for it to "deliver"!
The only delivery I am expecting today is from a well known parcel carrier, and is something for my fish pond.
Otherwise, (for once) I am speechless! :shock: (stop laughing at the back)
Quote by Sarah
Many girls enjoy watching a man pull himself off, and if you like that I will gladly oblige. It is great when I know a girl's eyes are on my spunk hole waiting for it to "deliver"!
The only delivery I am expecting today is from a well known parcel carrier, and is something for my fish pond.
Otherwise, (for once) I am speechless! :shock: (stop laughing at the back)
.....and it's not fish
Quote by Sarah
Many girls enjoy watching a man pull himself off, and if you like that I will gladly oblige. It is great when I know a girl's eyes are on my spunk hole waiting for it to "deliver"!
The only delivery I am expecting today is from a well known parcel carrier, and is something for my fish pond.
Otherwise, (for once) I am speechless! :shock: (stop laughing at the back)
Sarah, shall we mark this "return to sender" and let him see how much it stings!!
Sex God
To be perfectly honest, it is the use of a certian word that bothers me, other wise I wish him well.
Sex God
Yes but when you've learnt a whole load of new words it's nice to be able to use them. 
Andy, your conversational style is unnecessarily pornographic. If you want to have a conversation and an exchange of views then don't do it in 'wanking material' style.
Andy, your conversational style is unnecessarily pornographic. If you want to have a conversation and an exchange of views then don't do it in 'wanking material' style.
I am surprised at some responses to my original post! In my experience most women not only have no objection to the word CUNT, but actually use it in regards to their own cunt, and think it is the best and most evocative word for it! The pussy word sounds totally anaemic and American to my ear, and singularly inappropriate for all the shaven "pussies" around these days. Not that I object to the shaven thing at all, I can understand it. and also enjoy the utter naked exposure it engenders. One very sexy woman from whom I have had great satisfaction does insist on "pussy", but it still doesn't sound adequate to me. Many of the other more personal comments are uncalled for, but of course one exposes oneself to this by participating here! BTW I type with two fingers, on different hands!
Quote by AndyW5
I am surprised at some responses to my original post! In my experience most women not only have no objection to the word CUNT, but actually use it in regards to their own cunt, and think it is the best and most evocative word for it! The pussy word sounds totally anaemic and American to my ear, and singularly inappropriate for all the shaven "pussies" around these days. Not that I object to the shaven thing at all, I can understand it. and also enjoy the utter naked exposure it engenders. One very sexy woman from whom I have had great satisfaction does insist on "pussy", but it still doesn't sound adequate to me. Many of the other more personal comments are uncalled for, but of course one exposes oneself to this by participating here! BTW I type with two fingers, on different hands!
You choose to ignore my advice then, fair enough. Welcome and the best of luck.
Quote by Velvet Lips
I've only just read his ad :shock: I'm speechless, but what would I know, I'm just the
owner of one!!!
P.S. Andy, I have also just read what you are looking for, Do you think all this is going to appeal to a gay female couple ?????????
don't you know anything velvet??? of course a gay female couple are going to enjoy his particular talents.. that is what all gay women have been waiting for.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Even I, as a "bloke", really don't like the "C" word. It's just not used.
That is of course unless it is in reference to under achieving, poorly endowed, mortgage advisors and office stationery salesmen who drive BMW 316 saloons recklessly on the M25 when some of us innocents are just trying to go about our daily business without causing grief to anyone.....
Sorry - rant over
Seriously though, for me, it's always been a no no.
Gambit
That is of course unless it is in reference to under achieving, poorly endowed, mortgage advisors and office stationery salesmen who drive BMW 316 saloons recklessly on the M25 when some of us innocents are just trying to go about our daily business without causing grief to anyone.....
Sorry - rant over
Seriously though, for me, it's always been a no no.
Gambit
OMG!
And i meen big OMG
If we had a meet and a guy started calling mine a cu*t it would put me of, I find the word cunt offensive and very unsexy, a complete turn of.
AndyW5 you see on your advert title that your a "real gent" but "real gents" don't use bad language in front of ladies
Shaz x
And i meen big OMG
If we had a meet and a guy started calling mine a cu*t it would put me of, I find the word cunt offensive and very unsexy, a complete turn of.
AndyW5 you see on your advert title that your a "real gent" but "real gents" don't use bad language in front of ladies
Shaz x
:xQuote by PoloLady
I have never been so pleased to have a small clit and be shaven:lol: :lol:
BTW - does anyone want a sniff
oh go on then i'll have a sniff of ya cunt seeing as your offering :lol:
It's scratch 'n' sniff :lol:
What is it we would actually have to scratch of before we could sniff? :shock:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have never been so pleased to have a small clit and be shaven
BTW - does anyone want a sniff
oh go on then i'll have a sniff of ya cunt seeing as your offering :lol:
It's scratch 'n' sniff :lol:
What is it we would actually have to scratch of before we could sniff? :shock:
Shaz x
well not her big hairy clit thats for sure :lol: