Best flirting techniques

9 May 2006

Well you looked rather fine on saturday, no sign of any excess flesh or things that needed ironing, the new haircut suited you just fine, had a lovely chat with you and rounded it off with a real life Jagslap :bounce:
so as the others said, be yourself cos it's really a rather nice package all round kiss

now what was that about inner thighs that were in need of nibbling? :rascal:

9 May 2006

Be touchy too :evil2:.............always works wink

Mariax

10 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well you looked rather fine on saturday, no sign of any excess flesh or things that needed ironing, the new haircut suited you just fine, had a lovely chat with you and rounded it off with a real life Jagslap :bounce:
so as the others said, be yourself cos it's really a rather nice package all round
now what was that about inner thighs that were in need of nibbling? :rascal:

Meaty - I wasn't anywhere on Saturday! Not at any Munch, social or meet. If someone told you they were me then they lied! Actually you're the second person who thinks I was somewhere with other SH people! :shock:

10 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
who still requires rescuing I imagine Maam?
Permission to come aboard ?

That's mighty fine - thanks Pete!
biggrin

:D

10 May 2006

The real "Fred Flintstone" can be found here >>>>>> but Barney now works for Sir Alfred Mc

I am in the white one at the back

10 May 2006

Try tilting your head down and looking at the target with your eyes it always worked for Di.

10 May 2006

oops.

10 May 2006

Quote by Jags
..... I sound like a female Billy Connolly though! :lol: Would my inante wit and oozing sense of the ridiculous be sufficient???

Well it worked well enough for Billy.... he managed to land Pamela Stevenson.
Or maybe it was because he dyed his beard purple and swore a lot dunno

10 May 2006

Flirting has never really been my strong point, so I've invented the "Sheddy technic" Â© Sheddy 2006 confused

:? :?
Find and corner suitable target and engage them in conversation untill you/I bore them in to submission smile

:) :)

10 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
Flirting has never really been my strong point, so I've invented the "Sheddy technic" Â© Sheddy 2006 :? :?
Find and corner suitable target and engage them in conversation untill you/I bore them in to submission :) :)

so thats what u've been trying to do to me mr sheddy!
well the games up now! wink

11 May 2006

Quote by Jags
Well you looked rather fine on saturday, no sign of any excess flesh or things that needed ironing, the new haircut suited you just fine, had a lovely chat with you and rounded it off with a real life Jagslap :bounce:
so as the others said, be yourself cos it's really a rather nice package all round
now what was that about inner thighs that were in need of nibbling? :rascal:

Meaty - I wasn't anywhere on Saturday! Not at any Munch, social or meet. If someone told you they were me then they lied! Actually you're the second person who thinks I was somewhere with other SH people! :shock:
Could it be that you have been mixed up with Jas ?????????????????

11 May 2006

i know it may sound daft but,
something i came accros by accident was pulling my tongue out,
like i said it sounds daft.
i found that pulling your tongue out has 1 of 3 responces
1, they look at you as if you are very strainge. end of!!! :dry:
2, they smile at you and look confused, rolleyes

but still not a bad responce and gives you a way in and you can then talk to them.
3, they pull their tongue out back at you, :rascal: i usually then act like i have taken offence and approach then on the (pretend) attack. eg "what was all that about? i was only being nice." while wearing a big grin on me mush.
acording to the "experts" if you make someone stop and think, then you have a good chance of making an impresion on that person, good or bad that is then up to you.
like pepole have said before you have a good personality so that then should carry you far.
phill.

12 May 2006

Jag's I think the best way is the old fashioned eye contact. biggrin

I was in the pub sunday and a girl pinched my bum and kept giving me the eye, that got my attention! wink

12 May 2006

Jags, The collective feel from the posts is that you have got what it takes - but its a Wizard of Oz thing - you just need the confidence to realise it - the SH badge of horniness.
The words will come easy - ist the looks - we all know ' that look' between 2 people that says I am just testing / flirting or Im interested.... the words just test the sitaution out - just go with your feelings.
The weird bit is how many people want that little extra in life but dont let it show. Ben x

Quote by Jags
Mmmmm, a dark corner with Jags? Oh, yes please assionkiss:
Plenty of good, deep snogging, then allowing one's lips to trace a line down the side of the neck and along the collar bone, before descending - ever so slowly - towards the cleavage, with a mixture of butterfly kisses and a tantalising tongue.......................

I think I love you!! Butterfly kisses are fantastic.. how about nibbles on the inner thigh??
You are certainly the best at deep snogging. Those lips of yours on mine are simply divine, especially with a hint of Merlot around the edges.
My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
:passionkiss: :passionkiss:

12 May 2006

Jags, The collective feel from the posts is that you have got what it takes - but its a Wizard of Oz thing - you just need the confidence to realise it - the SH badge of horniness.
The words will come easy - ist the looks - we all know ' that look' between 2 people that says I am just testing / flirting or Im interested.... the words just test the sitaution out - just go with your feelings.
The weird bit is how many people want that little extra in life but dont let it show. Ben x

Quote by Jags
Mmmmm, a dark corner with Jags? Oh, yes please assionkiss:
Plenty of good, deep snogging, then allowing one's lips to trace a line down the side of the neck and along the collar bone, before descending - ever so slowly - towards the cleavage, with a mixture of butterfly kisses and a tantalising tongue.......................

I think I love you!! Butterfly kisses are fantastic.. how about nibbles on the inner thigh??
You are certainly the best at deep snogging. Those lips of yours on mine are simply divine, especially with a hint of Merlot around the edges.
My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
:passionkiss: :passionkiss:

12 May 2006

Quote by Cheetah
Jags, The collective feel from the posts is that you have got what it takes - but its a Wizard of Oz thing - you just need the confidence to realise it - the SH badge of words will come easy - ist the looks - we all know ' that look' between 2 people that says I am just testing / flirting or Im interested.... the words just test the sitaution out - just go with your feelings.
The weird bit is how many people want that little extra in life but dont let it show. Ben x
Mmmmm, a dark corner with Jags? Oh, yes please assionkiss:
Plenty of good, deep snogging, then allowing one's lips to trace a line down the side of the neck and along the collar bone, before descending - ever so slowly - towards the cleavage, with a mixture of butterfly kisses and a tantalising tongue.......................

I think I love you!! Butterfly kisses are fantastic.. how about nibbles on the inner thigh??
You are certainly the best at deep snogging. Those lips of yours on mine are simply divine, especially with a hint of Merlot around the edges.
My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
:passionkiss: :passionkiss:
confused

: The mention of SH Badge brought this to mind:-
What happened to the SH badge.
Have they been forgotten and become a collectors item.
Maybe sell mine on Fleabay then and make a mint :lol2: as limited edition
phredd :love: