Best flirting techniques

Sex God

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OK.. I need some refresher training, tips and techniques for the good old game of flirting. My long hair has gone, so I can't hide behind it and be coquetish, I've got gray hairs, so need to stop being too immature; I've got wrinkles which I'm told are really laughter lines, so blushing prettily is out and my birthday suit needs major ironing so hip swinging walk bys are not that wonderful any more.
Any help fellow SH'ers?? Jags needs saving from being jaded.
:smile2: :smile2: :embarrased2:

Unknown User

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OK OK....I'm out of practise too so I Googled it, but would work on me! Mind you.... I'm easy wink

H__x

Sex God

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Of course that only works if he looks in your direction in the first place, it's the jumping up and down and flailing your arms to get their attention that tends to put em off.
H.x

lovejoy68

Orgasminator

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all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works wink

failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping smile

i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)

Unknown User

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Quote by Jags
OK.. I need some refresher training, tips and techniques for the good old game of flirting. My long hair has gone, so I can't hide behind it and be coquetish, I've got gray hairs, so need to stop being too immature; I've got wrinkles which I'm told are really laughter lines, so blushing prettily is out and my birthday suit needs major ironing so hip swinging walk bys are not that wonderful any more.
Any help fellow SH'ers?? Jags needs saving from being jaded.
:smile2: :smile2: :embarrased2:

Simple answer there Jags
You have a great personality, just talk to them and that should do more than flirting ever could smile

Shaz x

Unknown User

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Quote by lovejoy68
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)

Having met the lovely Jags........ just be yourself girl!!!!!!!!!
No makeover needed.
Mind you if I get up that way again soon - how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
OK.. I need some refresher training, tips and techniques for the good old game of flirting. My long hair has gone, so I can't hide behind it and be coquetish, I've got gray hairs, so need to stop being too immature; I've got wrinkles which I'm told are really laughter lines, so blushing prettily is out and my birthday suit needs major ironing so hip swinging walk bys are not that wonderful any more.
Any help fellow SH'ers?? Jags needs saving from being jaded.
:smile2: :smile2: :embarrased2:

Simple answer there Jags
You have a great personality, just talk to them and that should do more than flirting ever could smile

Shaz x
Mmmmmmmmmm - I sound like a female Billy Connolly though! lol

:lol: Would my inante wit and oozing sense of the ridiculous be sufficient??? Where's Will when I need him???
kiss

the_Laird

Sex God

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Quote by Alexandra
...how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

Jags
Would that be like a day at the Barras, some fine malt and a dozen love bites??
wink

lovejoy68

Orgasminator

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Quote by Alexandra
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)

Having met the lovely Jags........ just be yourself girl!!!!!!!!!
No makeover needed.
Mind you if I get up that way again soon - how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!
no no please dont take me the wrong way i wasnt suggesting jags needs a make over it just makes you feel a lot better in yourself & when you feel good on the inside everything just sort of happens without trying :)

Unknown User

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Quote by the_Laird
...how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

Jags
Would that be like a day at the Barras, some fine malt and a dozen love bites??
wink

Ahhh but it depends on what type of shop.
I didnt mean girly type shopping rolleyes

Unknown User

0 likes 9 May 2006

Quote by Jags
OK.. I need some refresher training, tips and techniques for the good old game of flirting. My long hair has gone, so I can't hide behind it and be coquetish, I've got gray hairs, so need to stop being too immature; I've got wrinkles which I'm told are really laughter lines, so blushing prettily is out and my birthday suit needs major ironing so hip swinging walk bys are not that wonderful any more.
Any help fellow SH'ers?? Jags needs saving from being jaded.
:smile2: :smile2: :embarrased2:

Simple answer there Jags
You have a great personality, just talk to them and that should do more than flirting ever could smile

Shaz x
Mmmmmmmmmm - I sound like a female Billy Connolly though! lol

:lol: Would my inante wit and oozing sense of the ridiculous be sufficient??? Where's Will when I need him???
kiss

I like Billy Connolly biggrin

and there is nothing wrong with a little wit hehehe
Anyway, if you can put a smile on someones face and make them gigle then your 1/2 way there already :D
Shaz x

Unknown User

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The time I met you for real I thought what a fantastic voice - you hold a story brilliantly, have a fantastic sense of humour and make other people feel good about themselves - so flirting techniques eh .................................hmmm.......................well mine are over coffee, eyeball contact, straight business talking redface

ops: :oops: saving grace is that I just smile loads and talk bollox lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by Alexandra
Having met the lovely Jags........ just be yourself girl!!!!!!!!!
No makeover needed.
Mind you if I get up that way again soon - how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

OK.. picture the scene... the lovely Alexandra, up north for work decides that a drinky poo or two with Billy Connollyette would be the ideal entertainment for the evening. Now, imagine the aforesaid person, gray hair, excess flesh and rasping voice only enhanced by facial laser surgery that day (that means having a face like a flashing red light with heat to match) in the local hostelry drinking ourselves giggly!
So, when Mr-could-be-good-for-some-initmate-sharing-of-body-fluids ambles past what should I do next?
Gimme more, girl. Gimme me more!
biggrin

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by the_Laird
...how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

Jags
Would that be like a day at the Barras, some fine malt and a dozen love bites??
wink

Ah the lovely Laird of Glenbogle of that Ilk... I remember the day/evening somewhat hazily. The Malt was wonderful, being woken at silly o'clock by some fool in a kilt creeping into my room was not so wonderful, neither was the rude awakening from the flucking Nokia message tone at even sillier o'clock and said maniac in a kilt leaving again!!
Memories.. only thing to keep me warm on a hot summer's evening!!
Snogs to you and Lady McBogle.
Now I need tips!

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by cu3b4ll
OK OK....I'm out of practise too so I Googled it, but this one would work on me! Mind you.... I'm easy

Oh! that looks interesting - but only FIVE seconds?? I'd expect to last longer than that!
lol

:lol:

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by corriefem
The time I met you for real I thought what a fantastic voice - you hold a story brilliantly, have a fantastic sense of humour and make other people feel good about themselves - so flirting techniques eh .................................hmmm.......................well mine are over coffee, eyeball contact, straight business talking ops: :oops: saving grace is that I just smile loads and talk bollox :lol: :lol: :lol:

Was that AFTER I screamed when you walked into the bathroom whilst I was having a shower?? :shock: :shock: :shock: That door has caused me endless nights and more than a few minutes making sure it's locked properly since!! Just imagine the Flinstonettes doing the same.
Ok.. someone flirt with me. :lol: wink

:wink:

the_Laird

Sex God

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Quote by Jags
...how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

Jags
Would that be like a day at the Barras, some fine malt and a dozen love bites??
wink

Ah the lovely Laird of Glenbogle of that Ilk... I remember the day/evening somewhat hazily. The Malt was wonderful, being woken at silly o'clock by some fool in a kilt creeping into my room was not so wonderful, neither was the rude awakening from the flucking Nokia message tone at even sillier o'clock and said maniac in a kilt leaving again!!

innocent

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by the_Laird
...how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!

Jags
Would that be like a day at the Barras, some fine malt and a dozen love bites??
wink

Ah the lovely Laird of Glenbogle of that Ilk... I remember the day/evening somewhat hazily. The Malt was wonderful, being woken at silly o'clock by some fool in a kilt creeping into my room was not so wonderful, neither was the rude awakening from the flucking Nokia message tone at even sillier o'clock and said maniac in a kilt leaving again!!

You may well whistle innocently!
:twisted:
Now... how about some flirting? Or at least some flirting techniques.
I KNOW some people are chatting on msn so get logged out and help a damsel in dis-dress!
:wink:

willxx69

Sex God

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Flirting with La Jags? Oooh, my WHAT a pleasure passionkiss

:happy:
The first turn on for me is always intelligence - and you have more than anyone's fair share of that worship

Next - is a sense of humour - and you have that too lol

:lol:
Personally, I actually quite like a woman who is in control, and just the right level of bossy. Some people are terrified of 'strong women'. Me? I have always adored them :twisted: I well remember being 'invited' for a stroll though bedrock in a tone of voice (and with a very sexy voice and accent!!) that no-one in their right minds would have DARED to resist.
What comes next.....................................?
Well, of course, a damn good snog! silly

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
.............and, oh my - isn't THAT worth waiting for!!! :happy: :happy:
So, my darling Jags. You want to be reminded how to flirt? Let Will 'come up and see you sometime." :twisted:
Will :passionkiss:

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by willxx69
Flirting with La Jags? Oooh, my WHAT a pleasure :happy:
The first turn on for me is always intelligence - and you have more than anyone's fair share of that
Next - is a sense of humour - and you have that too :lol:
Personally, I actually quite like a woman who is in control, and just the right level of bossy. Some people are terrified of 'strong women'. Me? I have always adored them :twisted: I well remember being 'invited' for a stroll though bedrock in a tone of voice (and with a very sexy voice and accent!!) that no-one in their right minds would have DARED to resist.
What comes next.....................................?
Well, of course, a damn good snog! assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
.............and, oh my - isn't THAT worth waiting for!!! :happy: :happy:
So, my darling Jags. You want to be reminded how to flirt? Let Will 'come up and see you sometime." :twisted:
Will :passionkiss:

Now THAT is just what I've been waiting for. The ever lovely, ever sexy and ever snoggable Will to drag me off to a dark corner and press the flesh!
What do you mean 'quite like'???
:inlove: :inlove:
:passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: for my favourite Will.
:lol:

Darkfire

Sex God

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Quote by lovejoy68
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)

>>> adds rich bloke to my list of needs :lol:

willxx69

Sex God

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Mmmmm, a dark corner with Jags? Oh, yes please passionkiss

assionkiss:
Plenty of good, deep snogging, then allowing one's lips to trace a line down the side of the neck and along the collar bone, before descending - ever so slowly - towards the cleavage, with a mixture of butterfly kisses and a tantalising tongue.......................

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by willxx69
Mmmmm, a dark corner with Jags? Oh, yes please assionkiss:
Plenty of good, deep snogging, then allowing one's lips to trace a line down the side of the neck and along the collar bone, before descending - ever so slowly - towards the cleavage, with a mixture of butterfly kisses and a tantalising tongue.......................

I think I love you!! Butterfly kisses are fantastic.. how about nibbles on the inner thigh??
You are certainly the best at deep snogging. Those lips of yours on mine are simply divine, especially with a hint of Merlot around the edges.
My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
:passionkiss: :passionkiss:

willxx69

Sex God

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Quote by Jags
[how about nibbles on the inner thigh??

:shock: :shock: :shock: Just when the scars were beginning to heal too.........
Will suddenly realises that if he times his mercy trip to the North East right, he might get there when Jags and Alexandra are going 'shopping' and end up in a threesome!!! :twisted:
Anyway, back to the (very pleasant) job in hand...........
I seem to remember that I never got the chance to explore that enticing and inviting cleavage. Sod the remote control (though it DOES provide a convenient excuse!! :twisted smile

this is purely about pleasure - YOURS
Will

Pete_sw

Sex God

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Quote by Jags
My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
assionkiss:

:shock: I wondered where the ell phred had got to rolleyes

<<<< stands to attention and salutes ........ "permission to volunteer as corporal Phredds rescue party maam" :twisted:

westerross

Sex God

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Quote by Jags
OK OK....I'm out of practise too so I Googled it, but this one would work on me! Mind you.... I'm easy

Oh! that looks interesting - but only FIVE seconds?? I'd expect to last longer than that!
lol

:lol:
Anything more than 5 seconds and he thinks he's left a bit of his dinner on his chin! :lol:
I reckon you can do it in less than 5 seconds with a meaningful, intense flash of the eyes.

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by Pete_sw

My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
assionkiss:

:shock: I wondered where the ell phred had got to rolleyes

<<<< stands to attention and salutes ........ "permission to volunteer as corporal Phredds rescue party maam" :twisted:
Wrong Fred! Try doing a search for Fred Flintstone - a cornerstone of this site and Chief remote control searcher!
wink

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by westerross
OK OK....I'm out of practise too so I Googled it, but this one would work on me! Mind you.... I'm easy

Oh! that looks interesting - but only FIVE seconds?? I'd expect to last longer than that!
lol

:lol:
Anything more than 5 seconds and he thinks he's left a bit of his dinner on his chin! :lol:
I reckon you can do it in less than 5 seconds with a meaningful, intense flash of the eyes.
I need more than 5 seconds to transmit needs, wants and desires.
:wink:

Jags

Sex God

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Quote by willxx69

Will - the scars have healed! :eeek: :eeek: Time to reopen the wounds of lust!
The road here is up nearest motorway going north and turn right before Scotland. Hell, get yourself here boy!
:inlove:

Pete_sw

Sex God

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Quote by Jags

My cleavage is still holding the GFZ remote control. Sarge never retrieved it. Fred got lost in the depths and KitKat gave up the fight!
assionkiss:

:shock: I wondered where the ell phred had got to rolleyes

<<<< stands to attention and salutes ........ "permission to volunteer as corporal Phredds rescue party maam" :twisted:
Wrong Fred! Try doing a search for Fred Flintstone - a cornerstone of this site and Chief remote control searcher!
wink

who still requires rescuing I imagine Maam?
Permission to come aboard ?