Quote by Kiss_Me
Sex song? I can only think of love songs today....... what is wrong with me?:shock: :D
same as me :cry: kiss
Quote by corriefem
Massive Attack - cant think of actual title of single but on their greatest hits!!!! Makes me go weak at the knees lol
Erotic - Madonna - does it for me
Chill out cds - yep
Faithless - every record and always lol
Quote by delsutton
I've just had Velvet Underground's Venus in Furs pop up on my MP3 player. Surely it's got to be one of the best sex-related songs of all time... unless you know different?
Quote by niceandgentle
Massive Attack - cant think of actual title of single but on their greatest hits!!!! Makes me go weak at the knees lol
Erotic - Madonna - does it for me
Chill out cds - yep
Faithless - every record and always lol
Quote by foxyandbeasty
Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently
This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely
You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........
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