BFZ, ladies?

16 Jan 2004

If you need that explaining Jags!
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
I ain't gonna be the one to burst your bubble hun!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Jan 2004

Right - that is the lock changed!
Now the girlies can't get back in....
What was the old expression about possession.....
Mark!
OY Mark!
How come they got given a bigger room than us? confused

16 Jan 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
If you need that explaining Jags!
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
I ain't gonna be the one to burst your bubble hun!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

IS that like pop my cherry???? Tug TV??? Graham Norton involved here???

16 Jan 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Jan 2004

WooHoo - the doors are open
Will - Champagne and Strawberries!!!!
Steve - Candles, cushions and soft music!!!
Leave the others to the TV.
I'm going to stay over here and be pampered!
ooooooo Will those hands are cold!

16 Jan 2004

Hiya Alex,
Blue Eyes sent me in to collect the porn and take it next door, do you know where it is? - you know us boys, we can never find anything! rolleyes

lhk

17 Jan 2004

Now then..
I have just counted the cards and there are only 51; close, but no cigar girls. Also, orange is not the normal colour of a snooker ball. As for 'Penthouse'-a magazine of Maisonette Development is not what we expected. But worse...your tape measure is obviously wrecked: it certainly is out of kilter with the' MegaMacho Man Sized Developer Cum Wicked Tool cum Wall Knocker Downer cum Suspension Bridge Support'.
And-last but by no means least-it appears that the remote control was at some point removed from the peanut bowl and-God forbid-may have fallen into female hands. Remember, 'The Adult Channel' is Culture: just ask John Major if you don't believe me. (A wife s for ever: Edwina is for laughs).

17 Jan 2004

Will someone let me out of this bloody corner !!!! mad

:x :x :x :x :x

17 Jan 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Will someone let me out of this bloody corner !!!! :x :x :x :x :x

Not just yet sarge, not just yet. I think you set off the corner so nicely!
lol

:lol:

17 Jan 2004

Oh, Jags - he's been there all night.
Come on Sarge, come to Sappho... there, there
lays Sarge's head on scanty bosom and gives hug
We won't put the Sarge in the nasty corner again...

17 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
lays Sarge's head on scanty bosom and gives hug

Thinks: mmmmmmm...... this was worth every minute in that corner!! (Hope Will doesn't see me!) wink

:D :D

17 Jan 2004

Who let you out????

17 Jan 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Who let you out????

Pushes his head further into Sappho's bosom and just prays that Wilma will forget he's there!!!!! confused

:? :?

17 Jan 2004

Pushes his head further into Sappho's bosom and just prays that Wilma will forget he's there!!!!!

:shock:Sarge! I dropped everything and rushed over here from the SHWI to administer some emergency aid, (Sappho said you had been left in the corner all night). But, I see you are in very good hands - thanks Sappho dearest kiss

Oh well, back to the hoovering in the GFZ *sigh* Those boys are soooooo mucky rolleyes

Kit
xxx
Removes her freshly starched Nurses uniform, stockings and stethoscope, makes her way back to the GFZ in just her red thong, muttering - must be quicker to respond.

17 Jan 2004

Thanks Kit, for rushing over. I think he's okay, but he's going to have to let go sometime. Would you like to take over and ministrate? I'll bring him in to the GFZ.

17 Jan 2004

Would you like to take over and ministrate? I'll bring him in to the GFZ.

Thanks Sappho, I'll take over from here. Let's keep him here in the BFZ for a while, I need something to abuse. (Kat tried to map read himself to the shops this morning - he's been gone since am rolleyes

) and I'm getting bored now :cry:
Now Sarge, just relax and take a deep breath, this won't hurt :twisted:
Kit
xxx