BFZ, ladies?

21 Nov 2003

Bored, bored, BORED! It's Friday night, on my small but perfectly formed todd and the prospect of an evening of inanity on the Beeb does not appeal. Therefore, when all else fails - the forum!
:idea: Perhaps a Boy Free Zone for a change? Just for girly gossips, etc. The guys have theirs but doubtless they'll pop their heads around the door for a sneaky peek at Cosmo for the 'How well hung is your man?' quiz.
Incidentally to all the honorary lady members of the GFZ - RESPECT! I'm sure some of the gentlemen of the forum are in touch with their feminine sides to warrant a similar honour! evil

Love to all on this Friday night,
Sappho xxx

21 Nov 2003

Here I am!!!

21 Nov 2003

Right, 'fraid I've got to go now.
Here's a case of white wine (6 dry, 6 medium, sorry no sweet - if any of you REALLY want to drink Blue Nun or Black Tower you can leave RIGHT NOW), there's another 6 bottles of red clink, and there's plenty of bottled beer plus gin, vodka, tonic, bacardi and coke all in the fridge - sorry but I always chill my spirits . That should keep you all going for a while.
I must say, it smells much better in here than it does next door smile

. Try to keep the noise down tonight 'cos we're all a bit knackered. You can make as much racket as you like tomorrow 'cos we're all going to be yelling at the TV set anyway!!
Oh, and can you pick those thongs up please? Oooh, whose is the leopard print one? Nice :twisted: .
'Bye for now - if you need anything else just call.

21 Nov 2003

Ooo fab, a boy free zone! LOL!!
lol

'fraid I can't stay long because I've got to get into the GFZ and make sure that I get a seat with a decent view of the telly and that Will is still naked serving me beers!
*looks around*
*considers the fact that it smells much nicer and there's a lot more alcohol around*
I'll be back in a mo, just going to nick their telly!!!

21 Nov 2003

Will is still naked serving me beers!

Anytime, Blue Eyes!! God, I sound like Humphrey Bogart now.

21 Nov 2003

*strolls in with telly under one arm and naked Will under another*
Right peeps, that's us sorted for the weekend...
lol

21 Nov 2003

They've nicked our booze. They've run off with our telly. They've cleared the pile of unwashed socks from the corner of the room.
We're not going to stand for it, I tell you!
No, that's not the TV in my pocket. I'm just exceptionally pleased to see you all.
sneaking back to the GFZ. Do you think they'll notice the TV is gone?. They'll all be too busy eating choccies and watching Meg Ryan movies ... err ... on the TV ... umm ... running away now.

21 Nov 2003

Sterling work DJohn, I shall put you up for this weeks GFZ commendation!
Will, I shall put you up for castration! lol

Sappho (I love that user name, how come we end up named after a chocolate bar) I shall put you up for the cleaning in the GFZ on Monday
Blue Eyes - I am waiting for your photos so you are forgiven all indiscretions.
lhk
Kat

21 Nov 2003

Are you named after a chocolate bar because you love to be eaten?

21 Nov 2003

Who cares about the telly.
Theres a naked Will to pass around. Assuming Blueeyes doesn't mind sharing.
;-)

21 Nov 2003

No, help yourself Tikka, he's here to be a slave to all of us!!!!
lol

21 Nov 2003

damn good

21 Nov 2003

Naked Will???? Where, he isn't next door and he's not in here :shock: Do you realise he's escaped!!!!!!
I've just had an evil thought. Seeing as the GFZ and the BFZ are next door to each other, does anyone know how thick the walls are? If they're quite thin, I might just chip out a small round hole in the ajoining wall, and hey presto.... :twisted: :shock: A GLORY HOLE APPEARS :twisted:
Can someone bring me some tools :shock: - now where's Biker when you need him, he's always got a tool or two spare...

21 Nov 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Naked Will???? Where, he isn't next door and he's not in here :shock: Do you realise he's escaped!!!!!!

But I've got his clothes...and it's kinda cold out there... :twisted:

Quote by bluexxx
I've just had an evil thought. Seeing as the GFZ and the BFZ are next door to each other, does anyone know how thick the walls are? If they're quite thin, I might just chip out a small round hole in the ajoining wall, and hey presto.... :twisted: :shock: A GLORY HOLE APPEARS :twisted:

Loving your work, Bluexxx
I've actually got some spare tools here that Mr BlueEyes is supposed to use but never does, he won't miss them!!!!

21 Nov 2003

Kat,

Sappho (I love that user name, how come we end up named after a chocolate bar) I shall put you up for the cleaning in the GFZ on Monday

I'll be in with the pot pourri and cinnamon scented candles just as soon as Blue's finished with the hoover - that plaster dust gets everywhere! How is the glory hole coming? Don't make it any bigger or we'll be in to communal living.
Now if all the girls have got a drink I'll get out the choccies - Bendicks any one? Or Kitkat?
Didn't Will stock the fridge nicely? He's worth his weight in gold, that boy.

21 Nov 2003

Thanks to Mr BlueEyes and his tool, my Glory Hole is now ready to use....Now who's first :twisted:

21 Nov 2003

Errrm. I'm back. It's cold out there!

21 Nov 2003

And I'm on my own too.. and it's freezing in the north of England...
:cry:

21 Nov 2003

That's what they invented central heating for, Jags. And nice warm beds. And nice warm bodies...

21 Nov 2003

Quote by DJohn
That's what they invented central heating for, Jags. And nice warm beds. And nice warm bodies...

Don't do central heating.. only do warm beds!! Nuff said????
Still got the windows open - lol
x xx

21 Nov 2003

If you've still got the windows open, you're going to need more than just a warm bed!

21 Nov 2003

Quote by DJohn
If you've still got the windows open, you're going to need more than just a warm bed!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - think that's the general idea!!!
8) 8) 8)

21 Nov 2003

hee, hee, hee, hee
I am now trapped in here with all the women, all the booze AND the telly.
boink

:boink: :boink: :boink:
Life doesn't get better than this!!!
Please don't feel under any obligation to let me out on Monday - or ever
biggrin

21 Nov 2003

Tikka and I have designs on you Will.
Oh and by the way, I've just posted my Christmas Wish List. You're on it. You may wish to book a holiday abroad...?
:love:

21 Nov 2003

Sappho,
I doubt Will has a problem being on your wish list.

22 Nov 2003

Sappho,
I doubt Will has a problem being on your wish list.

Too bloody right he doesn't!!! lol

:lol:
Now, when's the next sleigh to Shropshire due? That's the trouble with living in the country. You can wait for months for a sleigh, and then two or three come along at once (I wish confused

)!
Now then girls how are you doing in here? It's awfully quiet. Let me clear these empties away. You need some more wine *clink*, the fridge is running low so I'll just top that up *clink* *clink*.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!??? :shock: Well whatever it is it clearly needs new batteries so let me get those for you too. rolleyes

Right then, I think that's you sorted again for a while. Enjoy!!
Oooooh, whose are the thigh-length kid leather boots with four inch heels?? Nice :twisted: :twisted:
If you need anything else ladies just let me know. Don't forget, I am here to serve. evil

Oh for goodness sake bluexxx, do put that down!!!! :evil:

22 Nov 2003

Will, I really need chocolates...and grapes...and more alcohol..
Also, my back is sore, can you rub it please?

23 Nov 2003

Also, my back is sore, can you rub it please?

It will be my pleasure. Actually, I am told I do a very good massage - musician's fingers and all that. Obviously, not in any position to judge for myself so will need to rely on your feed back.
Oh, and BlueEyes I do hope you realise that it was your 'naked Will serving me beer' post that gave me the idea for the CFNM party, so it's entirely your fault!
Now, what else can I get you ladies? Do you mind if I open a window? You're not much better than us lot next door!! smile

WHAT'S THIS???? *pauses and thinks* You know, I am not even sure which way up it goes!! Think I'll leave you to it.
BFN, Will x x x x

16 Jan 2004

*Fred wanders into BFZ*
Hey! this is nice - my god - nobody has been in for 6 weeks and there is no dust - they must clean it every day! confused

*opens fridge*
Hmmmmm - Wine - but lots off it - That will do until Steve fetches some beer! 8)
WOW! they have a telly - video, satellite and DVD!
*sets clock on video* lol

All we need to do is remove some cushions and throw from sofa and armchairs and they will look less chintzy.. 8)
*scoops up armful of knitting and throws it in magazine rack - takes smelly things out of sockets and drops in bin (ooops missed!) - screws up doillies and stuffs em down back of chair* :lol:
Right - starting to look better......
Steve fetch some beer and yell to the lads - found a new home for us!
Sits on hard chair and farts! :P
Hmmmmmm that's better - starting to smell like a GFZ now!
*Throws ashtrays and bowl of fresh fruit in bin* (missed again!) rolleyes

Now need to give these flowers to someone - the pollen makes me sneeze!
Steve - wot was the number of that curry house and have you found their secret stash of porn yet? wink

What is that bloody great pile of batteries for? :shock:
*Lays down on sofa flicking through channels on Satellite seeing if the girls have paid for tug TV and the sports channels*
Damn! mad

Grab the card out the sat box in the GFZ Kat please!

16 Jan 2004

TUG TV??
WTF is tug tv???
Good to see you got the place ready Fred - you DO have some uses!!!
Mwah!
x xx