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Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
I think I might have the answer to this one (read it in the Sunday Sport so it has to be true)....
When God makes men (s)he has a pre-defined pattern block for the skin. It only comes in one-size-fits-all so if they're big in stature there's only enough skin left for a tiny weenie. If they're slim, the extra has to go somewhere. It's all in the finishing.

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Spot on. Now is anyone out there looking for a 3ft 6in skinny guy with a huge one??
Quote by me n her
you would off thought the size off a guy would reflect the size off his dick ,not so .meet,a few guys who where lagre guys and thought darling you in for the ride off life (not) .and whats with these guys who dont get hard but still cum .wife had 1 to many off please feel free to rip the p s out off this :twisted:

posted at 11pm, just got in from the pub redface
Isn't variety the spice of life???
as for not being fully aroused-some may be nervous about their size and this is reflected in the time it takes to become fully erect, quite frankly this sort of post doesn't help those people who lack a bit of confidence when first meeting for group activity with new faces-especially when confronted with tall skinny (i.e todays perfect male) men.
please do me a favour and leave us shorter larger framed guys alone. your loss.
pip xx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have found to be honest the guys with the biggest dick are always...ermmm not sure how to put this ....really skinny lol
Its true girls skinny men have big dicks confused

I am soooooo gonna have to learn to compromise! rolleyes
Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
I think I might have the answer to this one (read it in the Sunday Sport so it has to be true)....
When God makes men (s)he has a pre-defined pattern block for the skin. It only comes in one-size-fits-all so if they're big in stature there's only enough skin left for a tiny weenie. If they're slim, the extra has to go somewhere. It's all in the finishing.

Must have slipped with the trimming knife with me then :cry:
Slim, short and erm, average......
Quote by Darkfire
i have found to be honest the guys with the biggest dick are always...ermmm not sure how to put this ....really skinny lol
Its true girls skinny men have big dicks confused

I am soooooo gonna have to learn to compromise! rolleyes
'ere H read this............. see wot NN just wrote.............. Harry Jones is skinny....... guess who we're meeting Monday woohooo your luck could be in H :grin:
apologies to Harry, but I don't think he'll mind anyways smile
woo hoo for the skinny guys biggrin
hmmmmm im not sure about the validity of the first post, i guess its all about variety and perspective.
If your looking from a distance a gentlemans apendage is always going to look smaller, however through binocuars...... ;)
allow me to retorte......
i cant think of any medium which can be attached to the plethora of size of person/cock......
but even if it was established that there was....what about being able to use it etc.....having a massive appendage doesnt make you a great lover does it...i mean what about size of tongue for that matter......knowing when and where to touch/tease....
the experiences go on and on and we are all different.......some ask for 10 inches some prefer smaller.......maybe if a guy had 5 inches he has learned different techniques to satisfy his partner.........
i perosnally wouldnt consider myself a small person either in stature or 1 eyed snake department but i think more of the mutual fun to be had which includes more parts of the body than just a cock or the female equivalent ........
does that make it easier???
It's all about perspective and ratios.
Take a man with a 8" cock, if he's 6' 6", it'll only go down to his upper thigh, however, if he's 5' 2" it'll go down to his knee. Same size, different appearance. The only guaranteed way to make your cock look bigger is to cut your legs off.
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allow me to retorte......
i cant think of any medium which can be attached to the plethora of size of person/cock......
but even if it was established that there was....what about being able to use it etc.....having a massive appendage doesnt make you a great lover does it...i mean what about size of tongue for that matter......knowing when and where to touch/tease....
the experiences go on and on and we are all different.......some ask for 10 inches some prefer smaller.......maybe if a guy had 5 inches he has learned different techniques to satisfy his partner.........
i perosnally wouldnt consider myself a small person either in stature or 1 eyed snake department but i think more of the mutual fun to be had which includes more parts of the body than just a cock or the female equivalent ........
does that make it easier???

Wise words dargento. To satisfying a lady it takes more than just a big dick !!!!!!! Iam slightly above average in the trouser department but wouldnt fool myself into thinking iam the worlds best shag because of this. I have been told by women if a guy is to big and he doesnt know how to use it very well it can be a painfull experience for them.
. . . . .you can your hang your coat up here if you want?!
all sizes fit one! lol