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Quote by Kiss
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
Well seeing as you asked - the good thing about it is it holds body heat, unlike hollow plastic ones that can feel cold.
It's also got some 'give' which is nice.
It holds body heat? I am impressed. I cannot believe how intrigued I am. Then to top that off the thought of a woman using it on me. Be back later .... off to take a shower.
Quote by Kiss
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Kiss you know better than cock shots on forum threads.....
Celery says you can come break her with it, if you want....
as long as I can watch you...... :twisted: :twisted:
Well it's not real. dunno I'm not sure now whether I am in the wrong. :scared:
ANd I would be happy to spend some time with Celery, and of course you can watch....
With a pair of binoculars from the Travelodge on the opposite side of the carriageway! :giggle:
kiss
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and you'll get that in person when I meet you.....
Quote by Feklar
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Kiss you know better than cock shots on forum threads.....
Celery says you can come break her with it, if you want....
as long as I can watch you...... :twisted: :twisted:
Well it's not real. dunno I'm not sure now whether I am in the wrong. :scared:
ANd I would be happy to spend some time with Celery, and of course you can watch....
With a pair of binoculars from the Travelodge on the opposite side of the carriageway! :giggle:
kiss
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and you'll get that in person when I meet you.....
Promises promises! :rascal:
Quote by essex34m
Damn Essex ... are you always that quick?

only when it comes to posting
there are some things worth taking time on, and savouring ;)
Pizza and curries?
Quote by Kiss
Promises promises! :rascal:

right....
give us a date and time and you'll get it....
Talking of pizza rolleyes
Quote by sweetthings
I was wondering what the best large toy is for both feel and comfort?
Look at something witha girth of 7-9inches smile

Will this do?

10 inches round the middle when moderately inflated ;-)
Quote by cu3b4ll
I was wondering what the best large toy is for both feel and comfort?
Look at something witha girth of 7-9inches smile

Will this do?

10 inches round the middle when moderately inflated ;-)
Is that a fuse at the tail end??
lol
Quote by winchwench
Is that a fuse at the tail end??
lol

It can be a bit like "light the blue touchpaper and stand well back" :giggle:
It's got an inflator bulb on the other end for a really snug fit ;-)
I'd be terrified of that inflatable .... imagine it bursting and getting the wrong sort of blow job
bolt ok I'll get me coat
Cx
Quote by Abilene
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Quote by cuddly-catlin
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Seriously I am. I have never had a strap on used on me (yet ) and I know for damn sure I want to try this one !!!!
Quote by Calista
I'd be terrified of that inflatable .... imagine it bursting and getting the wrong sort of blow job
bolt ok I'll get me coat
Cx

lmao lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Calista
I'd be terrified of that inflatable .... imagine it bursting and getting the wrong sort of blow job
bolt ok I'll get me coat
Cx

Nah.... you'll be alright if you've done your pelvic floor exercises lol
:bolt: chuck me my coat on your way out!
Quote by Abilene
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Seriously I am. I have never had a strap on used on me (yet ) and I know for damn sure I want to try this one !!!!
it does look real good dont it lol wink
Quote by Abilene
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Seriously I am. I have never had a strap on used on me (yet ) and I know for damn sure I want to try this one !!!!
Didn't we say we were going to arrange to take some photos of you?.....
innocent
Quote by Kiss
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Seriously I am. I have never had a strap on used on me (yet ) and I know for damn sure I want to try this one !!!!
Didn't we say we were going to arrange to take some photos of you?.....
innocent
Fek the party I'm going to get a kiss ... I mean going to see Kiss :twisted:
Quote by Abilene
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Seriously I am. I have never had a strap on used on me (yet ) and I know for damn sure I want to try this one !!!!
Didn't we say we were going to arrange to take some photos of you?.....
innocent
Fek the party I'm going to get a kiss ... I mean going to see Kiss :twisted:
Race ya!
Quote by winchwench
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP! redface

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
me too lol
Seriously I am. I have never had a strap on used on me (yet ) and I know for damn sure I want to try this one !!!!
Didn't we say we were going to arrange to take some photos of you?.....
innocent
Fek the party I'm going to get a kiss ... I mean going to see Kiss :twisted:
Race ya!
Ladies, ladies - why don't us three have a party?
passionkiss
Quote by Kiss
Ladies, ladies - why don't us three have a party?
passionkiss

Best damn idea I have heard all day ... one thing though Kiss...will ya play a song for me?
can I cum... I mean join in and take pics... or make tea... oh sod it...find me a use/excuse to be there will ya? :giggle:
Quote by celestria
can I cum... I mean join in and take pics... or make tea... oh sod it...find me a use/excuse to be there will ya? :giggle:

No excuses needed Celery! :rascal: Please join us!
Abi.. I can either bring my sex toys or my guitar - you choose! lol
Quote by Kiss
can I cum... I mean join in and take pics... or make tea... oh sod it...find me a use/excuse to be there will ya? :giggle:

No excuses needed Celery! :rascal: Please join us!
Abi.. I can either bring my sex toys or my guitar - you choose! lol
This is too much!
Kiss, bring the toys- as for the guitar, I'll mug a busker on the way! wink
Quote by winchwench
can I cum... I mean join in and take pics... or make tea... oh sod it...find me a use/excuse to be there will ya? :giggle:

No excuses needed Celery! :rascal: Please join us!
Abi.. I can either bring my sex toys or my guitar - you choose! lol
This is too much!
Kiss, bring the toys- as for the guitar, I'll mug a busker on the way! wink
Goose <<<<< gets his guitar out :lol:
Hmmmm .... I think I know which ladies I want at my own private 'munch'