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There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??
Quote by naked-cleaner
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??

No we don't and no you can't!!
(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused :? lol )
When's your birthday then N-C?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??

No we don't and no you can't!!
(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused :? lol )
OOooo Bilko, i love it when you sound so forceful like that.......so authorative esp with that uniform.....mmmmm
ps. it is my birthday on monday wink :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??

No we don't and no you can't!!
Think the Sarge is pickin on me, cuz I forgot to put a leave pass in for my hols in Greece
(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused :? lol )
Quote by Sgt Bilko

(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused :? lol )

I wished you a Happy Birthday on the forum ....but nobody picked up on it :cry:
Quote by the_Laird
When's your birthday then N-C?

Just before Xmas
Quote by naked-cleaner
When's your birthday then N-C?

Just before Xmas
Never mind that........LadyFeeBee wants to know if you could change your name to Naked-Ironing
(She had a VERY wicked grin when she mentioned it)
dunno
Quote by the_Laird
When's your birthday then N-C?

Just before Xmas
Never mind that........LadyFeeBee wants to know if you could change your name to Naked-Ironing
(She had a VERY wicked grin when she mentioned it)
dunno
How could I refuse a request from such a beautiful Lady ???
belated Happy Birthday Feebes
Would that be last monday or next monday Bilko?
Bugger it - Happy Birthday whenever it is/was! lol
McC
Naked ironing - now that could be dodgy!! Mind you, so could vaccuming while naked, i suppose. surprised :o :o
Quote by Bazza64
Naked ironing - now that could be dodgy!! Mind you, so could vaccuming while naked, i suppose. surprised :o :o

Cleaning, Ironing, Vacuuming ....... don't matter to me me, I never get get closer than 9 inches anyway redface
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Naked ironing - now that could be dodgy!! Mind you, so could vaccuming while naked, i suppose. surprised :o :o

Cleaning, Ironing, Vacuuming ....... don't matter to me me, I never get get closer than 9 inches anyway redface
Awwwww you poor soul!!!
Apparantly you can buy devices to, err........"make your distance"............BIGGER wink
Never neeeded one myself cause I cant iron to save myself :wink:
Quote by the_Laird
Naked ironing - now that could be dodgy!! Mind you, so could vaccuming while naked, i suppose. surprised :o :o

Cleaning, Ironing, Vacuuming ....... don't matter to me me, I never get get closer than 9 inches anyway redface
Awwwww you poor soul!!!
Apparantly you can buy devices to, err........"make your distance"............BIGGER wink
Never neeeded one myself cause I cant iron to save myself :wink:
Of course, wouldn't want to get my meager bits dirty, now would I ????
Quote by naked-cleaner
Of course, wouldn't want to get my eager bits dirty, now would I ????

You'll be getting an Eager slap for that one mate wink
Quote by the_Laird

Of course, wouldn't want to get my eager bits dirty, now would I ????

You'll be getting an Eager slap for that one mate wink
Oh Laird, methinks you hath misqouted me
I said MEAGER not EAGER

You trying to get me in trouble with ES ????
Quote by Sgt Bilko
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??

No we don't and no you can't!!
Oooooo Sarge can be so masterful and strict ......... well, thats what a certain lady told me
(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused :? lol )
Quote by naked-cleaner
Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
Quote by the_Laird

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
Methinks everyone is trying to get me in trouble here ..... time to make a quick exit, and skulk in a dark corner
Wonder if Lady Feebee would care to join me
Quote by the_Laird

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by naked-cleaner

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
Methinks everyone is trying to get me in trouble here ..... time to make a quick exit, and skulk in a dark layby
Wonder if Eager would care to join me
Quote by marmalaid

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
Methinks everyone is trying to get me in trouble here ..... time to make a quick exit, and skulk in a dark layby
Wonder if Eager would care to join me
Errrrm Marmalaid, I think even Newbies would be able to scroll up and see the ACTUAL message I made
And not the one you liabled me with
ES ..... NOT GUILTY mate
Quote by naked-cleaner
Errrrm Marmalaid, I think even Newbies would be able to scroll up and see the ACTUAL message I made
And not the one you liabled me with
ES ..... NOT GUILTY mate

Pah, who do you think they would believe, me or their own eyes?
cool
(Thanks to Groucho Marx for that one!)
Well, I reckon they only have to look at the thread s above to see the TRUTH, and not the scandolous distortions people have made
Quote by naked-cleaner
Errrrm Marmalaid, I think even Newbies would be able to scroll up and see the FACT THAT I DONT CARE WHAT EAGER THINKS!!!!!
I'm not scared of an Eager Slap
ES ..... BRING IT ON MATE

innocent
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a plane and leaving the country
ES got a hit man on me by now, mods ain't backing me up
Goodbye England
Quote by naked-cleaner
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a 40tonner and going on a layby tour of the country
ES got a thong just for me by now,
Goodbye virginity

wink
NC wearing a clever disguise, quietly relocates to a place where people don't use computers, or know how to fraudulently change the words of an innocent person
OK ...... you guessed it, I am in Watford !!!!!
Still got to find me though
Its a jungle here
Quote by naked-cleaner
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a plane and leaving the country
ES got a hit man on me by now, mods ain't backing me up
Goodbye England

Ahemmm!! Leave Pass??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol