Birthdays

Quote by marmalaid
God that Naked Cleaner is such a horny bloke

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a plane and leaving the country
ES got a hit man on me by now, mods ain't backing me up
Goodbye England

Ahemmm!! Leave Pass??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote by naked-cleaner
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a plane and leaving the country
ES got a hit man on me by now, mods ain't backing me up
Goodbye England

Ahemmm!! Leave Pass??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote by naked-cleaner
Me Mums ill, and I got to go see her ...... in Greece ???

Your mum is a dancer in a 70's film??? :? :? :? :?

Quote by naked-cleaner
Errr yeah, thats right, she was a big film star in the 70's, and needs me to go and visit her RIGHT AWAY
Leave Pass Approved Sarge ????
NC thinks he may have got away with the cunning plan

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Errr yeah, thats right, she was a big film star in the 70's, and needs me to go and visit her RIGHT AWAY
Leave Pass Approved Sarge ????
NC thinks he may have got away with the cunning plan

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Bollox!!!
Marmalaid - escort this man to the SH Cells!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by naked_ironer
SHIT , the disguise and clever plan lets me down, must have been the limp that gave me away
OK, its a fair cop ( mmmm, now theres a nice thought )

Quote by naked_ironer
I'll come quietly, could do with a good nights kip anyway
Just one favour Sarge ........ don't tell ES where I am locked up !!!!