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shusssssssss....
over here lads...
sneak into my circle of enlightenment....as we dont do corners wink :wink:
Have you ever only just remembered a great sporting moment ie...
England V Holland
England V Germany
etc
etc
but have been a little to pissed to remember the great goals until the next day while the wife is washing up or at Tescos or sommat and you do a big "Ohhhh" at the great spectical as it all comes back to you...
or maybe you was in the pub watching it...you must have seen it lads with your beer goggles on !!!
I hope no ladys read this especially Debs...if Debs do's...
YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING OR WASHING UP...
ironings a good idea also..
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sarge your more than welcome !!!!
Orgasminator
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Ant140
happens to me all the time mate
normally well tuned in when the best goals or trys are scored
fucking sods law again
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I never drink why I am watching the footie. My Mrs thinks I should take valium whilst watching lol
Sex God
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i get that every day wink when i think of this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
half time ,spurs3 man city 0
city down to 10 men,
im so not happy
second half starts,
city score,3-1
city score again,3-2
and again3-3.
2 minutes left,
phillips makes a run,
perfect cross for macken,
GOALLL!!
4-3 TO CITY biggrin OOH,,,,AHHH,,,AAAHHHH,,,UUUUHH,,,,AAAAAAHHHHHHHR :wink:
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Quote by Dino.
i get that every day wink when i think of this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
half time ,spurs3 man city 0
city down to 10 men,
im so not happy
second half starts,
city score,3-1
city score again,3-2
and again3-3.
2 minutes left,
phillips makes a run,
perfect cross for macken,
GOALLL!!
4-3 TO CITY biggrin OOH,,,,AHHH,,,AAAHHHH,,,UUUUHH,,,,AAAAAAHHHHHHHR :wink:

dino...please...i like you..please dont spoil it for me....pick on another team...the gooners or something...dont you think us spurs fans have suffered enough..i do actually like watching city play, :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sex God
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sorry mate, nothing against spurs, after all you did beat us in the 81 fa cup final . but for us blues , that was one of our "moments" and we dont have "moments" that often wink
Sexpert
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Quote by teppic
dino...please...i like you..please dont spoil it for me....pick on another team...the gooners or something...dont you think us spurs fans have suffered enough..

Ah! so you must be the other one then?
Glad to make your acquantaince smile
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Quote by Dino.
sorry mate, nothing against spurs, after all you did beat us in the 81 fa cup final . but for us blues , that was one of our "moments" and we dont have "moments" that often wink

you have held that grudge for over 20 years...well i'm sorry...but if us spurs fans held grudges..we would have them against everyone.(not just against gooners)
anyway, we are the same, we have to cherish our "moments" too
hope you had a great birthday yesterday.
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dino...please...i like you..please dont spoil it for me....pick on another team...the gooners or something...dont you think us spurs fans have suffered enough..i do actually like watching city play, :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

So let's not mention United being 3-0 down a Spurs at half time, then winning 5-3!!! confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
Sex God
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and when Botham beat the aussies aaaaahhh ,
its turning into a " great sporting moments " thread ,,, sorry ant
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look everyone...leave us yids alone.....i know, twos company...three is the spurs crowd and all that, we need a break...we are getting betterrrrrrrrish...
Sex God
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Quote by teppic
sorry mate, nothing against spurs, after all you did beat us in the 81 fa cup final . but for us blues , that was one of our "moments" and we dont have "moments" that often wink

you have held that grudge for over 20 years...well i'm sorry...but if us spurs fans held grudges..we would have them against everyone.(not just against gooners)
anyway, we are the same, we have to cherish our "moments" too
hope you had a great birthday yesterday. thank you teppic, i had a great day biggrin
Sex God
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Quote by teppic
i get that every day wink when i think of this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
half time ,spurs3 man city 0
city down to 10 men,
im so not happy
second half starts,
city score,3-1
city score again,3-2
and again3-3.
2 minutes left,
phillips makes a run,
perfect cross for macken,
GOALLL!!
4-3 TO CITY biggrin OOH,,,,AHHH,,,AAAHHHH,,,UUUUHH,,,,AAAAAAHHHHHHHR :wink:

dino...please...i like you..please dont spoil it for me....pick on another team...the gooners or something...dont you think us spurs fans have suffered enough..i do actually like watching city play, :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
as an arsenal fan i quite like that one.... :D :D :D how about the one where you were beating glazer's blazers...oops sorry... man united 3-0 at half time...only to tank it and lose 5-3....
sorry.. i promise not to mock the afflicted anymore.........
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Happened to me....
Germany 1 England 5
Me completely arsehold fast asleep on the floor of the pub.
Been drinking since lunchtime.
Only realised we won next lunch time.
Still have the DVD to keep watching as we stick to em.
Happy days.
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One for Sean.......................... 1999 FA Cup Semi- Final!!
I still feel ill thinking about Giggsy running round with his shirt off!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I never saw Leon Knight's penalty in the Play off final at the Millenium stadium against Bristol city. Had my back to the goal. Couldn't bare to watch but what a day. smile
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steph i would love to be in a scrum with you
but this is a girl free zone
sod off back to your own zone lol
Orgasminator
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you can stay steph
i apologise worship
ive just seen that some blokes invaded the girls zone
(already taking clothes off, climbing on bed &waiting for my massage) lol
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tuts
you men and your balls
you should be looking after us girls instead of wasting time following a ball along some feild

well all you ever seem to do is follow the balls...... :twisted:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
One for Sean.......................... 1999 FA Cup Semi- Final!!
I still feel ill thinking about Giggsy running round with his shirt off!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

erm.... that one doesn't do it for me since i was there... it is the only time i have not been able to speak after a game.....
mind you winning the league that night at old trafford is more that suitable revenge
comes a close 2nd to winning the league at white hart lane...
or winning the league at anfield........lol
sean
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Ohhh bloody hell...
I'd forgotten id posted this thread..
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Quote by seagull69
I never saw Leon Knight's penalty in the Play off final at the Millenium stadium against Bristol city. Had my back to the goal. Couldn't bare to watch but what a day. smile

The close to this season wasn't too bad either, shame we've lost dan Harding to Leeds......
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Some of us girlies like Footy too !!!
I've been told that makes me the perfect girlie......lol
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As there seems to be a lot of us supporting different teams. I think we should all follow the same one. Any one for Deportivo Wanka from Peru. I can here it now "We are Wanka's super wanka's" lol
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Some of us girlies like Footy too !!!
I've been told that makes me the perfect girlie......lol

If you like footie blonde then put on your footie shirt and follow the link lol
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I hope no ladys read this especially Debs...if Debs do's...
YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING OR WASHING UP...
ironings a good idea also..
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sarge your more than welcome !!!!

Now look here Ants in ya bloody pants!....
Ill tell you this that all bloody day i have
And what you do??
yep nick me idear of a post!........... sit on ya bloody arse all day and worse off all
YOU MENTION FOOTBALL
NOw take that
DEbs goes off line to do some more work like get the kids TEA!!!
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
fair one Debs :thumbup:
ps.. you want to ditch smileycentral....its spyware.. wink :wink:
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coffee now whats going on her i whisper to myself biggrin
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coffee now whats going on her i whisper to myself biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46505.html
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OMG I just realised I must be a woman :shock: :shock: as I cant understand a word the men talking about in the men thread :shock: :shock: :shock:
(or maybe it just Ihate football... )