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Pooey to all these cars! Thousands of pounds each, washed every sunday, fortune to insure......I've stopped 'em all!! Don't care what badge they've got on the bonnet, they don't get past a John Deere 300BHP with a ten feet wide set of disc harrows behind. They do 20 mph-same speed as me. Best fun of all is taking out a big 'samson' muck -spreader, plenty of shit dripping off everywhere, fills both carriageways, .....oh, the small pleasures of country life!
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...........davej wedges the front wheel of his Raleigh shopper into the concrete slot, drops his cycle clips into his anorak pocket and quietly walks away from this thread.........
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...........davej wedges the front wheel of his Raleigh shopper into the concrete slot, drops his cycle clips into his anorak pocket and quietly walks away from this thread.........
This is true: I've seen the Honourable Member for 'The Sarf' replete in bicycle -clips. However, what he doesn't reveal is that he keeps the bike in the boot of his Merc and only cycles across the car park.
But, I don't blame him: he has a position to uphold. He is , after all, a bona fide 'Southern Gentleman't'-the 'Colonel Sanders' of Southern Britain. How long before we have a 'Kentucky Fried Unicorn' emporium in every town, complete with sherbet sauce?
Not long methinks.
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It will happen sooner than you think Agricola.........tis true that I have a manor so to speak and I have considered that the bog standard fast food outlets have thus far only catered for the economy end of the market..and that there might be an opening for something a little more suited to the Shires.
Now it's unlikely that Unicorn would be on the menu as these are very rare creatures only ever seen at the bottom of my garden, drinking from the stream of Strawberry cordial that wends it's way through my grounds, but I have considered alternatives such as
The davej flame grilled Flamingo
McSturgeon and fries
a bargain bucket of swan breast
Partridge egg toasties
Creme De Month thick shakes....
Now it's unlikely that Unicorn would be on the menu as these are very rare creatures only ever seen at the bottom of my garden, drinking from the stream of Strawberry cordial that wends it's way through my grounds, but I have considered alternatives such as
The davej flame grilled Flamingo
McSturgeon and fries
a bargain bucket of swan breast
Partridge egg toasties
Creme De Month thick shakes....
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It will happen sooner than you think Agricola.........tis true that I have a manor so to speak and I have considered that the bog standard fast food outlets have thus far only catered for the economy end of the market..and that there might be an opening for something a little more suited to the Shires.
Now it's unlikely that Unicorn would be on the menu as these are very rare creatures only ever seen at the bottom of my garden, drinking from the stream of Strawberry cordial that wends it's way through my grounds, but I have considered alternatives such as
The davej flame grilled Flamingo
McSturgeon and fries
a bargain bucket of swan breast
Partridge egg toasties
Creme De Month thick shakes....
Blimey Mr. Dave, sounds scrumptious! Now then, put me down for a leg of Flamingo please...but...I want the leg that they don't stand on: the other one is a bit tough, all that standing around on it waiting for some sixties group to write a song about them...
Partridge? does that come with Pear Tree attached? Sounds seasonal. Or is it steaks off of some washed up Norwich DJ?
Swan Breast...Mmm...I was once told that the female Swan's flesh tasted a bit insipid, you know, not much of a bite on it? Folks say there is more flesh on a blade of grass: rubbish! Everyone know that the Pen is meatier than the sward!!
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Blimey Mr. Dave, sounds scrumptious! Now then, put me down for a leg of Flamingo please...but...I want the leg that they don't stand on: the other one is a bit tough, all that standing around on it waiting for some sixties group to write a song about them...
Partridge? does that come with Pear Tree attached? Sounds seasonal. Or is it steaks off of some washed up Norwich DJ?
Swan Breast...Mmm...I was once told that the female Swan's flesh tasted a bit insipid, you know, not much of a bite on it? Folks say there is more flesh on a blade of grass: rubbish! Everyone know that the Pen is meatier than the sward!!
Both legs will be equally good agricola, I've taken a small breeding pen and attatched small alloy wheels to the feet of each bird, the local youths then visit the pen each night and lift the birds onto a pile of bricks in order to steal the wheels, whilst this is costly in wheels, it does mean that each leg of the bird can be sold as they never have the need to stand.
