Brand new shiny GFZ!

7 May 2004

At the third attempt ( mad

) here is the new GFZ - can't find Kat to sort out the old one and I expect that most people will be at the munch.
Wine is in the fridge (well, some is in me!!) and jacuzzi is clean, TV is on and I want a massage please, it's been a trying week!
RIGHT MRFC - it's all yours!!
biggrin

:D

7 May 2004

Right, I'm here......desperately missing out on going to the Munch but there's always next time....
Right Jags....I've got the Massage Oil (courtesy of a lovely gentleman who shall remain nameless lol

)....pour me a glass of bubbly will ya luv? wink

7 May 2004

Right got to get me sounds in tune for the Munch....where's the booze I need to gargle!

7 May 2004

I've been to Sainsbury's and stocked up... so
Helen - LARGE glass for you - no ice cos it dilutes the alcohol, makes it watery and yeugh!!
MrFC - SMALL glass for you cos you need to earn it lol

:lol: Now, how are you going to repay me??? (rubs hands in glee)
Slainte

7 May 2004

Didn't Helen sayshe had the massage oil ..and..er you want a massage smile

maybe I can be of assistance :shock: biggrin

7 May 2004

Quote by MrFC
Didn't Helen sayshe had the massage oil ..and..er you want a massage maybe I can be of assistance :shock:

OH... yes please. Start with the knots in my shoulders (HOW long does a Powerpoint presentation have to be and HOW much shitty music can a gal bear>????).
Use almond oil please cos I'm allergic to Johnson's...
:D :D :D

7 May 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard

Sorry to butt in.....But I need to raise some funds for tomorrow night.....does anyone want to buy this semi-automatic rifle from me??? It comes in a gorgeous metallic silver colour
Do I hear Â£5 at the back????
anyone????
I'll get my coat............
taxi!
KinkyLizard

I'll take that. biggrin

I need all the light armourments I can get living in Manchester. lol

As I've not been invited to the munch :cry: I'll probably be slipping in and out this weekend.
Might pop back into here as well:D :rascal: :lol:

7 May 2004

NO!
GFZ is for fun, frolics and freedom from the real world - go away unless you want a glass of this lovely wine!
biggrin

7 May 2004

Quote by Jags
NO!
GFZ is for fun, frolics and freedom from the real world - go away unless you want a glass of this lovely wine!

DAMN.

Looks like we'll have to find somewhere else to do our deal KL.
Oh Jags don't suppose there's any gun oil behind the bar is there?
OK, OK just asking. rolleyes

*Walks towards door with KL*
Now tell me, can you get a couple of dozen Rocket Propelled Grenades for me? I'm having real problems with slugs at the mo?

7 May 2004

Now tell me, can you get a couple of dozen Rocket Propelled Grenades for me? I'm having real problems with slugs at the mo?

7 May 2004

Wanders into the GFZ and looks around....
Oooohhhhhh a jacuzzi......... WOW!!..... How much wine?????? :shock: :shock:
Erm............... KL........ What ya doing????
Shireen
xxx

7 May 2004

WBB has not had any wine since last night... hint hint! wink

7 May 2004

Jags relax unwind..let me get rid of the tension....

I thought Helen said this was oil!

7 May 2004

Quote by Jags the Blonde in Training
At the third attempt here is the new GFZ - can't find Kat to sort out the old one and I expect that most people will be at the munch.

Click on Pearly Gates
Click on GFZ!
rolleyes

lhk

7 May 2004

WBB
the whining you heard woz me outside your window hun...
wimper,wimper
Oiy....it smells of fresh paint in here, and just a tad of wine for me else I will be in and out the jaccuzzi....makes me wee!

7 May 2004

Oooohhhhhh a jacuzzi......... WOW!!..... How much wine??????
Erm............... KL........ What ya doing????

7 May 2004

Sarge is gonna get ma-ad Sarge is gonna get ma-ad no girls allow-ed Sarge is gonna get ma-ad smile

7 May 2004

Hey...if we nick part of the monty python thread, and make em wear beards, and make the room all steamy, and hide is glasses, then he will think it is fine....mind, he will worry about the bare chested MEN with bumps...?

7 May 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard

What about a pair of antique nut-crackers in a lovely summer yellow hue, ideal for a night beside the hearth....
do i hear.......Ok! no need to swear!
I'll try down the Swan....
Anyone know of a ladder party???
KinkyLizard

*winces*
Sounds too painful for words!

7 May 2004

Quote by MrFC
Sarge is gonna get ma-ad Sarge is gonna get ma-ad no girls allow-ed Sarge is gonna get ma-ad

Grabs MrFC, ties him to the chair and puts gaffa tape over his gob!!!
It's ok now girls I've sorted out the party pooper...... Now where are the wine glasses??
Shireen
xxx

7 May 2004

shireen....
Just keep the beard handy in case sarge pops in...he'll never notice with the tell tail taped up??

7 May 2004

WTF are you lot on???
Can I have some please cos your planet is much more fun than mine???
lol

:lol:

7 May 2004

Can I have some wine please, all alone again on a Friday night :cry:
I'm sure I'll find some fun in here - ooo look a man tied to a chair, now what could we do with him :twisted:

7 May 2004

Quote by tim-jas
Can I have some wine please, all alone again on a Friday night :cry:
I'm sure I'll find some fun in here - ooo look a man tied to a chair, now what could we do with him :twisted:

I've got a large bottle here all for you - white do you????
Slainte

7 May 2004

Get the hunny pot out, and the budgie seed, and let him sit in the garden...should be fun watcing the birds have supper....!
Jags......Hiya HUN....

7 May 2004

Quote by rocky horror
Get the hunny pot out, and the budgie seed, and let him sit in the garden...should be fun watcing the birds have supper....!
Jags......Hiya HUN....

Hi Rocky -
Have you met my handy man yet??? lol

7 May 2004

In just 7 days, I can make you a ma..ha..ha..ha...han....!
Cum up to the lab, and lets see whats on the slab.....?

7 May 2004

MrFC says in a garbled tone
Er.. Rocky aren't you supposed to be on......MY SIDE