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marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
HAHAHAHAHA
how did you think i make the coffee, weve been out of milk for weeks now, no ones noticed
staggy

Well I never use the stuff!
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
ok so im sulking, ive just called her home, nb Dean home, and she is leaving soon, to think she could be late when im lying here waiting what gives
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
too late she has had breakfast, however an italian lunch pizza ciabbata and pasta rich tomatoe sauce, has been catered for, the ingridients are all in as of last night, im doing my best here.
staggy ;;;drapes white sheet over him and rearranges pc stuff to look like he has just woke after sleeping by his mobile phone hoping she wll call him, hows that sound????
btw the last bit is true , i do sleep by the phone hoping she will call me lol
staggy

Aah, got a confession for you there mate, I got a bit peckish in the night, do you think she'd be happy with just the tomatoes in a bowl microwaved?
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
chrisive counted the minced pies and pizzas this morning , you cant fool me, going to go back and have a reecount now jus in case
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
thats it im up dressed and going to do the washing up, whats the betting.........
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
just had text shes in the bath now ffs shes harder to find than wbb, sarge you havent got wild rose on a mission too have you?
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
if she isnt careful it will be a case of your dinners ion the dog, pizza in pasta ready to cook tomatoes reducing ciabbatta ready to serve,
i have every confidenceshe will be here soon shit i wish i hadnt typed that
staggy lol
juliett49
Master of Sex
Awwww I think it's lovely that you're awaiting her arrival. Think how special she is going to feel when she reads this thread.
You're a little love
lol
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
just lying here with a large cup of coffee waiting for the girlfriend to turn up and stay for a few days, how good is that, bloody hell life is great sometimes and the coffee aint bad either
happy staggy

so your posting in a cafe... in a cafe!!!!!
ingore me i think ive finally reached the point of insanity
JGL
Unknown User
Quote by wild rose and the stag
YOUR NO HELP AT ALL VIX, I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU, MIND YOU IF SHE DOESNT GET HERE SOON THE WANK OPTION IS LOKING RATHER.......NAH I CAN WAIT

As I've just had a lady cancel.... its a wank for me tonight sad
juliett49
Master of Sex
Do stop crying, you'll get the carpets soggy.
rolleyes