just lying here with a large cup of coffee waiting for the girlfriend to turn up and stay for a few days, how good is that, bloody hell life is great sometimes and the coffee aint bad either
happy staggy
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if only vix alas just carte noir instant but nice and strong, still in bed still waiting , still smiling , just spoke to her on the phone she mqay be some time yet, why does every minute seem an hour?
do i get up and get dressed or should i stay here? maybe a soak in the bah would be a good idea, then straight back to bed, oh what a dillema
do i get up and get dressed or should i stay here? maybe a soak in the bah would be a good idea, then straight back to bed, oh what a dillema
Sex God
Quote by warwick
I know what you mean Staggy
much the same myself
cant beat a good coffee can you :lol:
first thing in the morning, i used to luive on the stuff in london, the lebanese stuff down the edgeware road, two shots of that and the day was a blurr, thats it im due another now, and a soak in the tub
Sex God
HAHAHAHAHA
how did you think i make the coffee, weve been out of milk for weeks now, no ones noticed
staggy
how did you think i make the coffee, weve been out of milk for weeks now, no ones noticed
staggy
Sex God
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HAHAHAHAHA
how did you think i make the coffee, weve been out of milk for weeks now, no ones noticed
staggy
staggy!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
waaaaaaaay too much info mate! :lol2:
have a good weekend with ms staggy! ;)
neil x x x ;)
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if only vix alas just carte noir instant but nice and strong, still in bed still waiting , still smiling , just spoke to her on the phone she mqay be some time yet, why does every minute seem an hour?
do i get up and get dressed or should i stay here? maybe a soak in the bah would be a good idea, then straight back to bed, oh what a dillema
Stay there!! nothing more inviting than a man still warm from sleep and smelling natural!!! Get out of bed and you ruin it!!
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Sex God
bollox, fluck n bollox, i come back smelling of a shower gel wrapped in fluffy towels the grls on her wayand i read this
ive got less tha an hour what do i do
staggy
ive got less tha an hour what do i do
staggy
Sex God
YOUR NO HELP AT ALL VIX, I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU, MIND YOU IF SHE DOESNT GET HERE SOON THE WANK OPTION IS LOKING RATHER.......NAH I CAN WAIT
STAGGY
STAGGY
Warming the Bed
get back into bed
Quote by Vix
bollox, fluck n bollox, i come back smelling of a shower gel wrapped in fluffy towels the grls on her wayand i read this
ive got less tha an hour what do i do
staggy
Have a wank.
vix
this is the second time in one thread your on about having a wank
whats up is reese away or something
lol
colin
Sex God
ok so i should stay in bed, and have a wank and think of why i havent got her a present, erm now if i leave the wank bit till she gets here the present problem could be sorted, maybe not
think ill go for the aftershave and deoderant , slight stubble, white sheet draped over me looking real cool and quite surprised when she opens the bedroom door, look as if i havent planned anything at all and ive just woken up, such deciet but the girl will be putty in my hands
staggy :twisted:
think ill go for the aftershave and deoderant , slight stubble, white sheet draped over me looking real cool and quite surprised when she opens the bedroom door, look as if i havent planned anything at all and ive just woken up, such deciet but the girl will be putty in my hands
staggy :twisted:
Warming the Bed
I know .... get a cooked breakfast ready ...always does the trick for me . But .... have u got the stuff though ?
Sex God
too late she has had breakfast, however an italian lunch pizza ciabbata and pasta rich tomatoe sauce, has been catered for, the ingridients are all in as of last night, im doing my best here.
staggy ;;;drapes white sheet over him and rearranges pc stuff to look like he has just woke after sleeping by his mobile phone hoping she wll call him, hows that sound????
btw the last bit is true , i do sleep by the phone hoping she will call me lol
staggy
staggy ;;;drapes white sheet over him and rearranges pc stuff to look like he has just woke after sleeping by his mobile phone hoping she wll call him, hows that sound????
btw the last bit is true , i do sleep by the phone hoping she will call me lol
staggy
Warming the Bed
By the way ...when is she turning up ? We've been at this for the past 2 hours 
Sex God
bloody soon i hope , i stayed up late last night hoping i would oversleep this morning so i wouldnt be hanging around too long, or better sill actually wake up as she got here then what happens 7am and im as awake as an early bird
Warming the Bed
Maybe she's getting YOU a suprise present
Sex God
should i ring, does that makeme look desperate???????? i am desperate btw, gives away the jus woke up bit though , but then the shower gell smell the gelled hair and the posts on here wont help ta little lie, oh god its all started so well and now im a nervous wreck
staggy
staggy
Warming the Bed
have a toss then . :wanker: ... u'll feel alot better after
Sex God
she aint comming is she, ive been stood up boo hooo , it cant be true
:cry:
staggy
:cry:
staggy
Warming the Bed
me thinks u've go more to worry about . Sarge's looking for ya .....
Sex God
itsturning into one of those days
Warming the Bed
Listen ... she's just abit late. Maybe stuck in traffic ? Why don't u call her ? :sad:
Sex God
called her three times already, trying t be cool, ok ill cal her again
Warming the Bed
don't worry mate ..... she'll turn up. If not , I'll come over and have the pizza ciabatta
