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Can I be photographer's assistant please? wink
pink x
Quote by blueandpink
Can I be photographer's assistant please? wink
pink x

How are you qualified to do that?
:notes:
Who's photographer confused:
I got a tripod an evrything lol
Any way there aint many blokes in this calendar so far :lol:
cmon where are you all :?:
can i be august :?:
Can I be photographer's assistant please? wink
pink x

How are you qualified to do that?
:notes:
Frecklebird
I will treat this as an interview, so here goes.
Curriculum Vitae
Name: Pink
Age: Old enough to know enough
Qualifications: Hot and horny
Experience: Very good at arranging props and making people smile.
Hobbies: Watching sexy people
Referees: Blue
Is that good enough? I'd love to be Goosey's assistant, i can watch his arse all day yum yum yum x lol
Your application will be considered, Pink.
We'll let you know. wink
Nervously wrings hands, waiting for interview feedback wink
pink x
Quote by Kiss
For February I was intending to suggest Lady Fee, Shireen, H-x (again!), Abi and Splendid (again!). :grin:

Ooooh I got a mention from kiss!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm all excited now...I really am!! :happy: passionkiss
Fee
XX
Quote by LadyFeeBee

For February I was intending to suggest Lady Fee, Shireen, H-x (again!), Abi and Splendid (again!). :grin:

Ooooh I got a mention from kiss!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm all excited now...I really am!! :happy: passionkiss
Fee
XX
You're excited? :shock: :happy:
How did you think I felt when I was having all those naughty thoughts! :giggle:
And now you saying you are excited has me all excited again! redface
sillyassionkiss:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

I am SO looking forward to this :twisted:

Why do you have a calendar fetish dunno
Possibly but it's more to do with 7 gorgeous ladies staying at my house and one camera. Catch my drift? :rascal:
why......
have you farted rolleyes
Markz, why are you even in this thread? dunno rolleyes
Quote by Kiss
You're excited? :shock: :happy:
How did you think I felt when I was having all those naughty thoughts! :giggle:
And now you saying you are excited has me all excited again! redface
passionkiss

Whoo Hoo!!!!
I think I need a lie down surprisedops: wink :happy:
Fee
XX
Quote by blueandpink
I will treat this as an interview, so here goes.
Curriculum Vitae
Name: Pink
Age: Old enough to know enough
Qualifications: Hot and horny
Experience: Very good at arranging props and making people smile.
Hobbies: Watching sexy people
Referees: Blue
Is that good enough? I'd love to be Goosey's assistant, i can watch his arse all day yum yum yum x lol

You seem perfectly qualified to me Pink :thumbup:
Just 1 question though. Who's looking after blue while you watching Goose's arse? :rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Who's looking after blue while you watching Goose's arse? :rascal:

oooh redface i missed that lol
goose goes off to do some wiggle practice :rascal:
Think it is time to get the baubbles and similar type things out
:twisted:
H suggested a 'theme' for the girls night in. As we're Xmas shopping in the daytime, who's up for a Crimbo photo shoot then? wink
Bring your cossies, I'll help you (un)dress :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
H suggested a 'theme' for the girls night in. As we're Xmas shopping in the daytime, who's up for a Crimbo photo shoot then? wink
Bring your cossies, I'll help you (un)dress :twisted:

I will :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
H suggested a 'theme' for the girls night in. As we're Xmas shopping in the daytime, who's up for a Crimbo photo shoot then? wink
Bring your cossies, I'll help you (un)dress :twisted:

cossies cossies lol
Not naked then????
off to the loft on a hunt
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
H suggested a 'theme' for the girls night in. As we're Xmas shopping in the daytime, who's up for a Crimbo photo shoot then? wink
Bring your cossies, I'll help you (un)dress :twisted:

cossies cossies lol
Not naked then????
off to the loft on a hunt
:twisted:
Sarah
I think we might need to start digging last years pics out biggrin
Sooooooo red undies are the order of the day then?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Sarah
I think we might need to start digging last years pics out biggrin

Or do some new ones cool
Quote by Freckledbird
Sooooooo red undies are the order of the day then?

Red undies is good for a start :thumbup:
Quote by dambuster

Sarah
I think we might need to start digging last years pics out biggrin

Or do some new ones cool
:bounce:
Sarah, do you still have the "mountain climbing" Santa & Reindeer decorations?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Sarah
I think we might need to start digging last years pics out biggrin

Or do some new ones cool
:bounce:
Sarah, do you still have the "mountain climbing" Santa & Reindeer decorations?
Yes
Let me do some cropping, and I'll post some!!
Quote by Sarah
Ok got December covered

And I have photos of 2 of us to meet your requirements for more than one lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sooooooo red undies are the order of the day then?

Red undies is good for a start :thumbup:
You can have any colour so long as it's black from me.
H.x
Quote by Sassy-Seren
H suggested a 'theme' for the girls night in. As we're Xmas shopping in the daytime, who's up for a Crimbo photo shoot then? wink
Bring your cossies, I'll help you (un)dress :twisted:

:bounce:'s off to a well known internet auction site....

Santa nibbling
:twisted:

I will treat this as an interview, so here goes.
Curriculum Vitae
Name: Pink
Age: Old enough to know enough
Qualifications: Hot and horny
Experience: Very good at arranging props and making people smile.
Hobbies: Watching sexy people
Referees: Blue
Is that good enough? I'd love to be Goosey's assistant, i can watch his arse all day yum yum yum x lol

You seem perfectly qualified to me Pink :thumbup:
Just 1 question though. Who's looking after blue while you watching Goose's arse? :rascal:
Ahhh funny you mention that HLB, Blue hsa a very distinct fave type of lady and they are often petite and blonde (no jesting - I am being very serious) so perhaps I could ask you to look after him for me while I follow Goose everywhere?
pink x