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Can't please all the people.....

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Quote by Cock of the North

Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

To paraphrase Bloke2005:
< AngelChat> Anyone like other_bloke but with a bigger dick...?
< Chatroom_at_large> Woohoo baby yeah! Me, me, me! I'll give you one!
< AngelChat> Sorry, you didn't let me finish, I was going to add 'but in their pants, not on their head'.
< Chatroom_at_large> *Deathly silence* *Rolling tumbleweed* *Background cicadas etc*
< AngelChat> Well that cleared the testosterone haze... *Exit stage right, head held high*
Cheers
Cock of the North
:lol2: So basically, I just need you and Bloke2005 sitting on either side of me everytime I go in the chat room to feed me witty comebacks!
Hmmmmm I've had a think about this and have decided that if I was lucky enough to get you and Bloke2005 anywhere near my house, "witty comebacks" are the last things on my list of things I'd like you both to feed me :twisted: :twisted:
Dunno about COTN but Bloke 2005 is phwoaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bev
xx
Because I am a kind generous person….. confused
A size 10 – 12 angel chat for “other bloke”

lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
A size 10 – 12 angel chat for “other bloke”
lol

That's a stick insect, nowt to grab hold of, she'll slip through my fingers.
Quote by freckledbird
Dunno about COTN but Bloke 2005 is phwoaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bev
xx

You 'don't know' about me...?
Hmmm... It seems my stapler avatar may have lost it's mojo.
I obviously need something sexier... Maybe a hole punch? A calculator? Ohhh, or a binding machine!
Cheers
Cock of the North
I reckon a laminator might be the way to go, COTN
Bev
xx
Quote by Countess

Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

He doesn't know what he's missing wink :wink: :twisted:
I wish I did :wanker: dunno biggrin