Can't please all the people.....

7 Feb 2005

I like T_J's acronyms for "bitch" and was going to add to her thread, but then I saw this....

Quote by wascallywaffler on RedHot's thread
The version I heard is;
B eautiful
I ndividual
T hat
C auses
H ardons
<sniggers

I'd like to be this one please biggrin

Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Feb 2005

OMG cheeky bastard - hope he got told off :shock:

7 Feb 2005

you're way too slow - mine would have been
"anyone like <other bloke> with a bigger knob" lol

7 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OMG cheeky bastard - hope he got told off :shock:

I was too busy laughing Bev :lol2:

Quote by Bloke2005
you're way too slow - mine would have been
"anyone like <other bloke> with a bigger knob"

Damn!! I soooooooo wish I'd thought of that!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

OMFG!!! Cheeky bastard :shock:
Pity Jon wasn't in the room at the time - he'd have kicked the guy off :evil2:
Tracy-Jayne

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Damn!! I soooooooo wish I'd thought of that!!
:rotflmao

Now you'll make sure you have a post-it of sarcastic responses next to the monitor. wink

7 Feb 2005

7 Feb 2005

Oh Angel :therethere: :therethere:
Sorry, I know it's not funny really, but .....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just can't get over the cheek of him!!! Mind you, at least he didn't try to adapt himself to suit - a good thing really ........ if he had been a bit more tactful rolleyes

And yeh, I'm laughing at Angels misfortune - but I know what a beauty this guy has just turned away :twisted: :rose:

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

He doesn't know what he's missing wink

:wink: :twisted:

7 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
And yeh, I'm laughing at Angels misfortune -

Honestly, this isn't a sympathy post, I really thought it was funny, even if he was a cheeky bar steward :lol2:

but I know what a beauty this guy has just turned away :twisted: :rose:

The cheque's in the post ;) kiss

Quote by Countess
He doesn't know what he's missing :wink: :twisted:

Your's too Countess lol redface

ops:

7 Feb 2005

I am slightly bigger than you Angel Chat.
Once in a pm in the chatroom, when a guy asked my size, I told him and then he refused to talk to me anymore, because in his opinion, I was "a fat fucker". I was a newbie at the time and didnt report it.

7 Feb 2005

:shock: Been there too Alex, bet they'd love it if we called them limp dick or something eh confused

Bev
xx

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
Once in a pm in the chatroom, when a guy asked my size, I told him and then he refused to talk to me anymore, because in his opinion, I was "a fat fucker". I was a newbie at the time and didnt report it.

Now that IS shocking and downright nasty evil

:evil: If the guy today had said anything like that I obviously would have reported him, although I understand that as a newbie you might have been nervous about doing that Alex :therethere:
There really are some nasty people around :kick:
I just had a vision of this bloke getting interested and then being stopped in his tracks before asking for a slimmer version of me and I found it highly amusing rolleyes

If he'd directly insulted me I wouldn't have been amused in the slightest

7 Feb 2005

Hey Angel... your sexy size 18 is more than welcome here anytime ;) :twisted:

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?

I knew a lady who was size 18........................ I sooooooooooooooooo like size 18........ very nice memories hump

Angel....

7 Feb 2005

Definitely his loss Angel Chat. passionkiss

Steve

7 Feb 2005

I saw this in the room and thought it was a bit of banter between the two of you..........I was in stitches with the reply he gave..........I didn't know you didn't know him OMG
His loss hun.........
Dave_Notts x

7 Feb 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
I am slightly bigger than you Angel Chat.

You may be..........but I sooooooooooo love every inch of you.........and the snoring.......whallops.........grassing me up in the chatroom..........getting me into trouble anyway you can with anyone when you are mischievious........etc.....
Dave_Notts xxxxxxxxx

7 Feb 2005

Quote by HungryP
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?

I knew a lady who was size 18........................ I sooooooooooooooooo like size 18........ very nice mamories hump

Angel....

Yeah AC's are pretty nice as well silly

hwoar:
I still can't get over you're a size 18 :shock: I'd have said 16 at the most.
I guess the guy in the chatroom fancied his hand more. rolleyes

:wanker: Sorry AC, but there's just some things you can't compete with lol

7 Feb 2005

never could understand these people who let a persons size put them off, big, little, inbetween, what the hell does thathave to do with it, if you like the person you like them ffs
Personally, and I think the answers here reflect my view, its always the person that counts, not the size they are

7 Feb 2005

Quote by kristof
never could understand these people who let a persons size put them off, big, little, inbetween, what the hell does thathave to do with it, if you like the person you like them ffs

You could throw in height, looks, colour, hair length (or lack of it in my case), accent ( I tend to like a slight Scottish accent)...... shall I go on confused

7 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?

I knew a lady who was size 18........................ I sooooooooooooooooo like size 18........ very nice mamories hump

Angel....

Yeah AC's are pretty nice as well silly

hwoar:
OH EASY, my post feels so USED now :upset: :upset: :upset:
wink

8 Feb 2005

I am HERE you know, while you're all talking about my boobs!!
Actually I don't mind in the slightest :grin: Carry on ;)

8 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
I still can't get over you're a size 18 :shock: I'd have said 16 at the most.

It's a conspiracy by the clothes makers easy. I think I'm a 14 really, they just keep making the clothes smaller all the time rolleyes

(I try kidding myself it might have something to do with my boobs as well, but that doesn't explain me having to buy size 18 trousers dunno

)

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
It's a conspiracy by the clothes makers easy. I think I'm a 14 really, they just keep making the clothes smaller all the time

Just start buying your clothes in America!!
I'm about a size 6 on their scale!!! :shock:

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows

It's a conspiracy by the clothes makers easy. I think I'm a 14 really, they just keep making the clothes smaller all the time

Just start buying your clothes in America!!
I'm about a size 6 on their scale!!! :shock:
You name dropping Rich Bitch :shock: wink

8 Feb 2005

im a 12 to 14 mainly a 12 depends where i'm shopping, and for what. tops and bras i need to buy in a 14
cumkitty smile

8 Feb 2005

you see, us guys don't have a problem with these size 10's, size 12's, etc. We look at it, try it on and if it fits, it fits - sod the bloody label!! I have clothes which range in size from small, medium and large according to the label, but they all fit!!
And no, the next Swinging Heaven game is not to guess which bits of me are small, medium or large!! redface

Mal

Ps - Angel, definitely his loss!! lol

8 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

To paraphrase Bloke2005:
< AngelChat> Anyone like other_bloke but with a bigger dick...?
< Chatroom_at_large> Woohoo baby yeah! Me, me, me! I'll give you one!
< AngelChat> Sorry, you didn't let me finish, I was going to add 'but in their pants, not on their head'.
< Chatroom_at_large> *Deathly silence* *Rolling tumbleweed* *Background cicadas etc*
< AngelChat> Well that cleared the testosterone haze... *Exit stage right, head held high*
Cheers
Cock of the North

8 Feb 2005

:shock: Been there too Alex, bet they'd love it if we called them limp dick or something eh confused

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Or as the elephant said to the naked man, "its cute, but can you pick up buns with it" lol