channel 4 .. 23.00hrs...... worlds biggest penis

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
That programme was a reapeat, I think I may have seen it. Did it inculde the guy that had a scrotum full of silicon? :shock:

Yes I saw that too, ouch! For all the 'wow wish it were me guys'... I think these men have little fun as they're too large to do anything!

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
That programme was a reapeat, I think I may have seen it. Did it inculde the guy that had a scrotum full of silicon? :shock:

Yes I saw that too, ouch! For all the 'wow wish it were me guys'... I think these men have little fun as they're too large to do anything!
I know exactly what you mean Dolly. If a man is too big there are quite a few positions that are too painful. :shock:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
I know exactly what you mean Dolly. If a man is too big there are quite a few positions that are too painful. :shock:

In that case I'll never hurt anyone wink

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Steve_Mids

I know exactly what you mean Dolly. If a man is too big there are quite a few positions that are too painful. :shock:

In that case I'll never hurt anyone wink

Well that can only be a good thing Steve!
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Seeing as we are talking about size.
I've always preferred girth to length anyway. hump

3 Oct 2006

Mr. average here one size fits all innocent

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
I've always preferred girth to length anyway.

Averagely harmless in that department as well......Hmmmmm..
Not selling myself too well here am I :giggle:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Steve_Mids

I've always preferred girth to length anyway.

Averagely harmless in that department as well......Hmmmmm..
Not selling myself too well here am I :giggle:
How about I help you out here?
I'm very short and tight as a mouses ear - so to me anything over 4" would feel MASSIVE! lol

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss

I've always preferred girth to length anyway.

Averagely harmless in that department as well......Hmmmmm..
Not selling myself too well here am I :giggle:
How about I help you out here?
I'm very short and tight as a mouses ear - so to me anything over 4" would feel MASSIVE! lol

Sold

:D

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss

I've always preferred girth to length anyway.

Averagely harmless in that department as well......Hmmmmm..
Not selling myself too well here am I :giggle:
How about I help you out here?
I'm very short and tight as a mouses ear - so to me anything over 4" would feel MASSIVE! lol

I'm as tight as a duck's arse but what's spending money got to do with it? dunno

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss

I've always preferred girth to length anyway.

Averagely harmless in that department as well......Hmmmmm..
Not selling myself too well here am I :giggle:
How about I help you out here?
I'm very short and tight as a mouses ear - so to me anything over 4" would feel MASSIVE! lol

you got very close to getting a PM then :lol2:

3 Oct 2006

I'm as tight as a duck's arse but what's spending money got to do with it? dunno

LMFAO thats quick rotflmao

3 Oct 2006

According to a lovely gent in the chatrooms, i've got a "fanny like a ripped out fireplace"
bring on the red hot pokers! lol

3 Oct 2006

According to a lovely gent in the chatrooms, i've got a "fanny like a ripped out fireplace"
bring on the red hot pokers! lol

thats got to be bigger than 13.5"

3 Oct 2006

I think the programme made it clear that "its the motion of the ocean ,not the size of the boat "
is a load of bollox!

:banghead:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by winchwench
According to a lovely gent in the chatrooms, i've got a "fanny like a ripped out fireplace"
bring on the red hot pokers!

:shock:
I really don't know what to say.
I was starting to regret my last comment on this thread as it seemed a bit vulgar, even for me. Now I don't think anyone will notice.
:giggle:
ps: What time can I catch you stoking the fire? innocent

3 Oct 2006

I think the programme made it clear that "its the motion of the ocean ,not the size of the boat "
is a load of bollox!

:banghead:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by covlad
I think the programme made it clear that "its the motion of the ocean ,not the size of the boat "
is a load of bollox!
:banghead:

We heard ya the first time rotflmao

3 Oct 2006

Quote by winchwench
According to a lovely gent in the chatrooms, i've got a "fanny like a ripped out fireplace"

:shock: :shock: :shock:
words fail me at the audacity of the guy, let me at him duel

bring on the red hot pokers! lol

is that not a fragrant and beautiful flower, just like you?
What? dunno

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
According to a lovely gent in the chatrooms, i've got a "fanny like a ripped out fireplace"
bring on the red hot pokers!

:shock:
I really don't know what to say.
I was starting to regret my last comment on this thread as it seemed a bit vulgar, even for me. Now I don't think anyone will notice.
:giggle:
ps: What time can I catch you stoking the fire? innocent

Soon as you light it honey :rascal:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by covlad
I think the programme made it clear that "its the motion of the ocean ,not the size of the boat "
is a load of bollox!
:banghead:

Not the size of the nail, its the hammer that bangs it lol

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
According to a lovely gent in the chatrooms, i've got a "fanny like a ripped out fireplace"

:shock: :shock: :shock:
words fail me at the audacity of the guy, let me at him duel

bring on the red hot pokers! lol

is that not a fragrant and beautiful flower, just like you?
What? dunno

Babe that was soooo dire, it made me lol and therefore deserves a big, wet passionkiss

The funny thing was although a comment like that would normally have shattered my fragile confidence- at the time I just creased up and still do at the mention of it :lol:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Stormwalker

Good thinking! :giggle:

3 Oct 2006

Quote by Steve_Mids
I think the programme made it clear that "its the motion of the ocean ,not the size of the boat "
is a load of bollox!
:banghead:

We heard ya the first time rotflmao

Chill out Steve... It's a repeat!
bolt