Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

channel 4 .. 23.00hrs...... worlds biggest penis

last reply
53 replies
2.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
apparently theres a program on the telly tonight where massively endowed men discuss their monster appendages.......
they claim to have found the fella with the biggest...........
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OOOOHHHHHHH really?????
I'll be watching that then
Just been told we cant watch it as Corrie is on lol
Yeah 2nites repeat but its also on, on sunday wink
Quote by sheddy
Just been told we cant watch it as Corrie is on lol

Some big dicks on that prog as well wink :lol: :lol:
Quote by DeeCee
...they claim to have found the fella with the biggest....
Where's my agent! :shock:
Quote by mazandden
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

:shock: make your eyes water that one!!!
Cx
Tried looking on net 4 a pics of his massive but cant find any?????? can any of u????
Quote by Calista
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

:shock: make your eyes water that one!!!
Cx
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
You called Ladies???
Sorry, scrub that last post, I just re read it and I thought you said inches.
I'll get my coat shall I redface
wink
Quote by the_Laird
Sorry, scrub that last post, I just re read it and I thought you said inches.
I'll get my coat shall I redface
wink

rotflmao :rotflmao:
I guess what they say about scottish winters, kilts and retracting balls is true then Laird?
Cx
Quote by mazandden
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

made your eyes water hey???
Quote by DeeCee
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

made your eyes water hey???
It would if he hit ya round the face with it lol
i wont be watching,its embarrasing only having 9 inches!!!!! i bet loads of women who say"size isnt everything" will be watching!!
ive just been looking at mine though i am starting to worry that its getting thicker!!!!!
cool lol rolleyes
Quote by sheddy
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

made your eyes water hey???
It would if he hit ya round the face with it lol
or poked you in the eye with it.......
Quote by DeeCee
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

made your eyes water hey???
It would if he hit ya round the face with it lol
or poked you in the eye with it.......
I imagine it wouldn't be hard to poke himself in the eye with it :shock:
Cx
Quote by Calista
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

made your eyes water hey???
It would if he hit ya round the face with it lol
or poked you in the eye with it.......
I imagine it wouldn't be hard to poke himself in the eye with it :shock:
Cx
now thats very kinky.................. what a naughty imagination you have......
smackbottom
Quote by DeeCee
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

made your eyes water hey???
It would if he hit ya round the face with it lol
or poked you in the eye with it.......
I imagine it wouldn't be hard to poke himself in the eye with it :shock:
Cx
now thats very kinky.................. what a naughty imagination you have......
smackbottom
:twisted: ok who's been talking :lol: :rascal:
Cx
Quote by Calista
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

:shock: make your eyes water that one!!!
Cx
How could they measure it??? Rulers only go up to 12".................
unless you tape two together of course confused
(Just for the record........one ruler is more than enough for me :cry: )
Quote by Nomad_Soul
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:

:shock: make your eyes water that one!!!
Cx
How could they measure it??? Rulers only go up to 12".................
unless you tape two together of course confused
(Just for the record........one ruler is more than enough for me :cry: )
!! Tape measure :lol2:
Quote by redpantherman
...they claim to have found the fella with the biggest....
Where's my agent! :shock:
Im here honey!
But I've just called Norris Mcwerter (?) and he reckons were not allowed to count the peircing, so you misss out by about 0.4 mm. rolleyes
I did tell you it was cheating! confused
That programme was a reapeat, I think I may have seen it. Did it inculde the guy that had a scrotum full of silicon? :shock:
:karaoke: Like a rubber ball I come bouncing back to you.......
bolt
Quote by winchwench
:karaoke: Like a rubber ball I come bouncing back to you.......
bolt

:shock:
I have very disturbing images in my mind now! lol
Quote by Calista
Sorry, scrub that last post, I just re read it and I thought you said inches.
I'll get my coat shall I redface
wink

rotflmao :rotflmao:
I guess what they say about scottish winters, kilts and retracting balls is true then Laird?
Cx
You're more than welcome to venture up North and find out
:twisted:
(You do have warm hands don't you confused )
Isnt it Ron Jeremy the porn star that has the worlds largest?
Quote by leroy1867
Isnt it Ron Jeremy the porn star that has the worlds largest?

Noooooo!
And unfortunately I know this because I have 'seen him in action'. :shock:
I have seen some in the gallery on here where I am surprised that a) They can get 'it' up! and b) They have enough blood left in the rest of their bodies to remain conscious when aroused! :shock:
Quote by mazandden
13.5 inches!!!! :shock:
but its the first 2 inches that do the damage :giggle: