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Excuse me but I'm bored and I've been surfing the net and it seems our Marms does get about a bit.... 
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?!
I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?
No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I want to thank you for , grab your ankles bitch!
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I wish you were a screen door..... So I can slam you all day long!
Let's go get liquored up and each other.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Dah, wanna see my dink?
(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?!
I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?
No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I want to thank you for , grab your ankles bitch!
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I wish you were a screen door..... So I can slam you all day long!
Let's go get liquored up and each other.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Dah, wanna see my dink?
(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
