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Chinese whispers.....
Unknown User
has this taken a turn for the worse?
I have to admit, my donkey would have done anything for Smartie-pieces
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noladreams
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
has this taken a turn for the worse?
I have to admit, my donkey would have done anything for Smartie-pieces
lp

I have to confess my lady-garden would benefit from your attentions, Smartie-pants!
wink
Unknown User
In confession, I had to admit to thoughts of ladygardens, and my pants tightened
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amen
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
I have to confess my lady-garden would benefit from your attentions, Smartie-pants!
wink

I have to stress my gold fish needs some attention and a pair of hot pants!
Is that better? Have I got the hang of it yet?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
I have to dreass my cold fish in suspenders and watch him dance
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
I have to dreass my cold fish in suspenders and watch him dance

I'd love to watch while you dressed up in suspenders and danced.
Lost
Sex God
I went to France and caught something that had to be lanced :shock:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
I'd love to watch while you dressed up in suspenders and danced.

I watched the big spenders dress up and dance :shock:
noladreams
Sex God
I watched the money lenders take too many chances.
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
I watched the money lenders take too many chances.

I watched the funny benders take Lenny and Francis! confused lol
Lost
Sex God
I switched on the blender and made smoothies with nancy
Unknown User
I switched but
am too slender
for Domming this Fancy
lp
Unknown User
Quote by __random_orbit__
I switched but am too slender for Domming this Fancy
lp


He tripped and is too tender to take off my panties!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
(now that would be just silly!
lp)
Lost
Sex God
Cumbria seems to be mighty hilly
Unknown User
"cum bi yah m'lord" he sang to his willy
lp
Lost
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
"cum bi yah m'lord" he sang to his willy
lp

cumming in dark entries is it dirty and smelly? dunno
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Lost
"cum bi yah m'lord" he sang to his willy
lp

cumming in dark entries is it dirty and smelly? dunno
Cumming. A pleasure and not at all dirty and smelly.
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
"cum bi yah m'lord" he sang to his willy
lp

cumming in dark entries is it dirty and smelly? dunno
Cumming. A pleasure and not at all dirty and smelly.
Come here my treasure, I'll cum in your wellies
noladreams
Sex God
Come here my treasure, cum for me. On me. My pleasure.
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
Come here my treasure, cum for me. On me. My pleasure.

I'll cum at my leisure! And on you in no small measure...
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
Come here my treasure, cum for me. On me. My pleasure.

I'll cum at my leisure! And on you in no small measure...
His measurements were small, but his cum was a pleasure!
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
His measurements were small, but his cum was a pleasure!

He mesmerised his balls and he's cum under pressure!
Unknown User
he hypnotised us all when he came under pressure
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
he hypnotised us all when he came under pressure

He cooked haricot beans for us in the pressure cooker!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
a crooked haircut, a bane for this looker
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