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Dunnom if this will work, but what the hell, its saturday, sunny and im bored witless!!
you all know how to play, but for those that dont, I will start with a random sentence, and the next poster changes ONEo r TWO words so that it alters the sentence slightly, and see where we end up and how far the last sentence differs from the one at the beginning!
example
"I like to eat chicken, its finger licking good"
the next poster might put
I like to eat chicken its like licking wood and so on...get the idea??
so......
"Shes a good singer, she sounds like madonna, she also has great legs"
She's a good singer. She Shagslike Bonedigger. She also has great legs.
"Shes a right minger,she sounds like Madonna, she also has great legs"
Shes a right minger, she sounds like madonna, she also laid eggs
Shes a dead ringer...of madonna... and shes laid eggs
Quote by Lilmiss
Shes a dead ringer...of madonna... and shes laid eggs

She's a dead ringer for Bonedigger and she should get laid lots
Hes a dead ringer for the bone digger and he lays lots!
Hes a dead swinger for the bonedigger and he has spots
Quote by Bonedigger
Hes a dead swinger for the bonedigger and he has spots

He's a hardened swinger and according to Bonedigger he wears a thong with spots
Hes a hardened swinger according to bonedigger, and he throngs with spots
he has a deformed finger the lone rigger said its all long with slots
He has a deformed penis the lone rigger says its all long with knots
He has a deformed penis the lone rimmer says it all along with knobs.
He has a deranged penis, and the stone trimmer said all along it was clogs
Quote by Bonedigger
He has a deranged penis, and the stone trimmer said all along it was clogs

He has a deranged Mrs, and the pubic hair trimmer was whirring. It was!
He has penetrated and misses! And the pubic hair was thick and curling, alas!
Quote by TheLovelyOne
He has penetrated and misses! And the pubic hair was thick and curling, alas!

its perforated and now hisses.....and its pubic hair is sticky and curly....aha!!
Quote by Bonedigger
its perforated and now hisses.....and its pubic hair is sticky and curly....aha!!

He pontificated and missed......And his pubic hair is a sticky,curly mess....
Quote by Steve
He pontificated and missed......And his pubic hair is a sticky,curly mess....

The Pontiff is pissed because his his public hair isnt curled and looking its best
The Pontiff is pissed because his his public bear has been hurled and is wearing a vest! confused
Quote by Sgt Bilko
The Pontiff is pissed because his his public bear has been hurled and is wearing a vest! confused

The point has been missed because his hare has been been currled and is not the best dunno
Quote by Lost

The point has been missed because his hare has been been currled and is not the best dunno

The point has been kissed because his bare ass seen girls and is on a quest!
The point has been kissed because his bare ass seen girls and is now on swinging heaven!
Annoint my kisser with your bare ass, she purrs, its fab on swinging heaven.
Quote by Bonedigger
Annoint my kisser with your bare ass, she purrs, its fab on swinging heaven.

anoint my lippy with your bear's ass, she pursed his fat on the swings
Quote by splendid_

Annoint my kisser with your bare ass, she purrs, its fab on swinging heaven.

anoint my lippy with your bear's ass, she pursed his fat on the swings
Let me anoint my lippy with your sweet ass, she swooned. He sat on the swings.
Quote by noladreams30

Annoint my kisser with your bare ass, she purrs, its fab on swinging heaven.

anoint my lippy with your bear's ass, she pursed his fat on the swings
Let me anoint my lippy with your sweet ass, she swooned. He sat on the swings.
Point my kipper to your donkey..... He's tied to the roundabout. :rascal:
Am I doing this right?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
no
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
no
lp

:doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
no
lp

:doh:
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though I have to admit... my donkey would have been very receptive to your kipper.
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
no
lp

:doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
though I have to admit... my donkey would have been very receptive to your kipper.
lp
Though I'm loathe to admit that my donkey would have kicked yours to smithereens.