Yaknow those aluminium tubes that cigars come in.
Well a lady of my acquaintance with a sporting temperament ( who will remain nameless because we occasionally sleep in the same house and she has a fearful temper) has wagered that she can make an impression on one using her foo foo.
The event will take place in the near future and I wondered if anyone had any opinions as to the likelihood of her succeeding in this endeavour.
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Sex God
Will the cigar still be in the tube?
Sex God
What is the tube made of?
Sex God
Quote by flower411
What is the tube made of?
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Yaknow those aluminium tubes that cigars come in.
Wood, glass, paper, cardboard, plastic
............... 
Dave_Notts
Hmmm ... tricky one this !! I`m gonna take a wild guess at aluminium ....
And I reckon she`ll succeed
:doh: :lol: :lol:
Can you post a vid up of her doing it please, so we can check the outcome, purely in the interest of research! :twisted:
Sexpert
Spidey then she will need to fill it with sand to stop any.....dare I say it....kink....ing....oops there it goes 
Sex God
I think a couple of bumble bee's inside the tube would be great fun, don't tell the RSPCA though :giggle:
Sexpert
Yup! Filling a tube with sand stops it from kinking, so you can get a proper radius ;o)
Of course it has to be tightly fiiled....ooer! and secure....sandy bits=not good!
Yes, I believe we both are....haha!
I'm sure I saw the bumble bee/angry wasps thing in Viz's Top tips once ;o)
Of course it has to be tightly fiiled....ooer! and secure....sandy bits=not good!
Yes, I believe we both are....haha!
I'm sure I saw the bumble bee/angry wasps thing in Viz's Top tips once ;o)
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Yaknow those aluminium tubes that cigars come in.
Well a lady of my acquaintance with a sporting temperament ( who will remain nameless because we occasionally sleep in the same house and she has a fearful temper) has wagered that she can make an impression on one using her foo foo.
The event will take place in the near future and I wondered if anyone had any opinions as to the likelihood of her succeeding in this endeavour.
Are we talking about a corona tube or a presidente or somewhere in between?
Quote by SinSi
Are we talking about a corona tube or a presidente or somewhere in between?
It occurs to be that you can get some really tiny cigars, bet the tubes'd be a devil to bend just by virtue of being too small to grip, I also remember seeing cigars in hard plastic tubes too, he could win the bet yet...
Quote by ceeej
Are we talking about a corona tube or a presidente or somewhere in between?
It occurs to be that you can get some really tiny cigars, bet the tubes'd be a devil to bend just by virtue of being too small to grip, I also remember seeing cigars in hard plastic tubes too, he could win the bet yet...
Fortunately for her really tiny cigars or minis as they are referred to in the cigar trade don't come in tubes - plastic, aluminium or otherwise but come in packets or tins depending on the brand of minis. :smoke:
Sex God
It just sprang to my mind whilst reading this that there is a rather famous lady in Benidorm by the name of Sticky Vicky who does a Foo foo act. The finale of the act when I was there many years ago was to remove bottle tops from beer bottles with her Foo foo. Taking that information into account I fear Ben you may not have the best odds of winning that bet
Sex God
Sticky Vicky was still there when my ex and I had the misfortune of holidaying in Benidorm one summer around 7/8years ago, still opening beer with her fan, still popping ping pong balls at unsuspecting customers and pulling other unsavory items out of it. 
Makes me feel a little nauseus.
Ben... do you get to choose the cigar tube or not?
I reckon a cigar tube would be a walk in the park. Female solidarity.
Sorry Ben. :therethere: Nevermind. What happens to you when you loose?
Makes me feel a little nauseus.
Ben... do you get to choose the cigar tube or not?
I reckon a cigar tube would be a walk in the park. Female solidarity.
Sorry Ben. :therethere: Nevermind. What happens to you when you loose? Sex God
Quote by little gem#
Sticky Vicky was still there when my ex and I had the misfortune of holidaying in Benidorm one summer around 7/8years ago, still opening beer with her fan, still popping ping pong balls at unsuspecting customers and pulling other unsavory items out of it.
Makes me feel a little nauseus.
Ben... do you get to choose the cigar tube or not?
I reckon a cigar tube would be a walk in the park. Female solidarity.
I have been told by a friend who has a holiday property in Benidorm that she has now retired but that her daughter has taken over the act.
Misfortune? I quite liked Benidorm but then again I was 17 and single and it had nightclubs. Not sure I remember much else
Quote by tweeky#
Sticky Vicky was still there when my ex and I had the misfortune of holidaying in Benidorm one summer around 7/8years ago, still opening beer with her fan, still popping ping pong balls at unsuspecting customers and pulling other unsavory items out of it.
Makes me feel a little nauseus.
Ben... do you get to choose the cigar tube or not?
I reckon a cigar tube would be a walk in the park. Female solidarity.
I have been told by a friend who has a holiday property in Benidorm that she has now retired but that her daughter has taken over the act.
Misfortune? I quite liked Benidorm but then again I was 17 and single and it had nightclubs. Not sure I remember much else
She is still going at 70 and her daughter is following in her footsteps. She has her own website, just google Stick Vicky Benidorm and up it pops.
Dave_Notts
Think a cigar tube might be tougher than you assume, unless you heat it to say 150c to make it more malleable !!
We saw Sticky Vicky daughter in Benidorm last year, the act obviously consists of producing various items from her fanny and between each set of items she would go behind the DJ stand to "re-load" I presume she has containerised the items so there is a quick insertion of pre-loaded canisters after removal of the expended canister. Especially as she was pulling some sharp items out, a metal container would protect her. Or am I thinking to much like an engineer?
John & Shel
We saw Sticky Vicky daughter in Benidorm last year, the act obviously consists of producing various items from her fanny and between each set of items she would go behind the DJ stand to "re-load" I presume she has containerised the items so there is a quick insertion of pre-loaded canisters after removal of the expended canister. Especially as she was pulling some sharp items out, a metal container would protect her. Or am I thinking to much like an engineer?
John & Shel
Sex God
Thailand has girls pulling all sorts of things out as well, ping pong ball, streamers, 'laying hard boiled eggs', confetti, and such like...........
Sex God
make it a joint effort n u do one as well ben :twisted:
Found the scientific way of measuring the strength of your squeeze !!
A comparison of perineometer to brink score for assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength.
Hundley AF, Wu JM, Visco AG.
Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, 27599-7570, USA.
Abstract
OBJECTIVE: The Brink scale is a commonly used digital assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength. The Peritron perineometer, a compressible vaginal insert that records pressure in centimeters of water, offers an objective method for this evaluation. This study evaluates the inter- and intrarater reliability of perineometry measurements and correlates those values with Brink scores.
STUDY DESIGN: Subjects were prospectively enrolled and underwent pelvic floor muscle strength assessment by 2 examiners each using a perineometer and the Brink scale. Perineometer measurements of maximum pressure, average pressure, and total duration were recorded for 3 consecutive pelvic floor muscle contractions (Kegels). The Brink assessment was performed by placing 2 fingers vaginally during a single Kegel contraction. Brink scores consisted of 3 separate 4-point rating scales for pressure, vertical finger displacement, and duration. The order of the examiners and the 2 assessment methods were randomized, and each examiner was blinded to the results of the other. Pearson and Spearman correlation coefficients were used for analysis as appropriate. Repeated-measures analysis of variance was used to assess intrarater reliability between repeated perineometer measurements.
RESULTS: One hundred women were consecutively enrolled and completed the study. Interrater reliability for the perineometer maximum squeeze pressure (r = ) and baseline resting pressure (r = ) was high. Maximum squeeze pressure correlation was unaffected by the presence or absence of estrogen (r = versus r = ), nulliparity versus parity ( versus ), or genital hiatus 4 or greater or less than 4 (r = versus r = ). Total Brink score and each individual submeasurement showed good correlations (total: r = ; pressure: r = ; displacement: r = ; duration: r = ). The correlation between maximum squeeze pressure and total Brink score during the first and second exams was good (r = versus r = ). For intrarater reliability, there were no significant differences among the 3 maximum squeeze pressures recorded during the first exam (P = .11), but for the second exam, the first squeeze was significantly stronger than the successive 2 (P = .009) attempts.
CONCLUSION: Perineometer measurements of pelvic floor muscle contractions show very good inter- and intrarater reliability. The Brink total and pressure scores had a slightly lower interrater reliability. Variables such as estrogen status, parity, and genital hiatus did not appear to affect correlation. There was good correlation between the maximum perineometer pressure and the total Brink score, suggesting that these 2 methods of assessment have similar levels of reproducibility. Additionally, the perineometer demonstrated good short-term test-retest reliability.
Trouble is, I kept getting a vision of a "test your strenge machine" at the fairground, you know where you hit a spigot with a big wooden hammer and a slider shoots upwards to ring a bell at the top of a tower. Visions of some women squeezing real well and the bell going off and the tester handing them a teddybear, or a cigar in this case !!
John
A comparison of perineometer to brink score for assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength.
Hundley AF, Wu JM, Visco AG.
Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, 27599-7570, USA.
Abstract
OBJECTIVE: The Brink scale is a commonly used digital assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength. The Peritron perineometer, a compressible vaginal insert that records pressure in centimeters of water, offers an objective method for this evaluation. This study evaluates the inter- and intrarater reliability of perineometry measurements and correlates those values with Brink scores.
STUDY DESIGN: Subjects were prospectively enrolled and underwent pelvic floor muscle strength assessment by 2 examiners each using a perineometer and the Brink scale. Perineometer measurements of maximum pressure, average pressure, and total duration were recorded for 3 consecutive pelvic floor muscle contractions (Kegels). The Brink assessment was performed by placing 2 fingers vaginally during a single Kegel contraction. Brink scores consisted of 3 separate 4-point rating scales for pressure, vertical finger displacement, and duration. The order of the examiners and the 2 assessment methods were randomized, and each examiner was blinded to the results of the other. Pearson and Spearman correlation coefficients were used for analysis as appropriate. Repeated-measures analysis of variance was used to assess intrarater reliability between repeated perineometer measurements.
RESULTS: One hundred women were consecutively enrolled and completed the study. Interrater reliability for the perineometer maximum squeeze pressure (r = ) and baseline resting pressure (r = ) was high. Maximum squeeze pressure correlation was unaffected by the presence or absence of estrogen (r = versus r = ), nulliparity versus parity ( versus ), or genital hiatus 4 or greater or less than 4 (r = versus r = ). Total Brink score and each individual submeasurement showed good correlations (total: r = ; pressure: r = ; displacement: r = ; duration: r = ). The correlation between maximum squeeze pressure and total Brink score during the first and second exams was good (r = versus r = ). For intrarater reliability, there were no significant differences among the 3 maximum squeeze pressures recorded during the first exam (P = .11), but for the second exam, the first squeeze was significantly stronger than the successive 2 (P = .009) attempts.
CONCLUSION: Perineometer measurements of pelvic floor muscle contractions show very good inter- and intrarater reliability. The Brink total and pressure scores had a slightly lower interrater reliability. Variables such as estrogen status, parity, and genital hiatus did not appear to affect correlation. There was good correlation between the maximum perineometer pressure and the total Brink score, suggesting that these 2 methods of assessment have similar levels of reproducibility. Additionally, the perineometer demonstrated good short-term test-retest reliability.
Trouble is, I kept getting a vision of a "test your strenge machine" at the fairground, you know where you hit a spigot with a big wooden hammer and a slider shoots upwards to ring a bell at the top of a tower. Visions of some women squeezing real well and the bell going off and the tester handing them a teddybear, or a cigar in this case !!
John
Sex God
Its gone Christmas, any fanny bending done yet?
