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C'mon fatties - part deux

Just a thought ....but why don,t you all get sponsers, to sponser you and donate the money to a good cause ie: calista,s daughter
like i say it,s just a thought wink dunno
Haven't enrolled Mr Tigs (Yet) but will see what the effect of all the chocolate has on him after xmas lol.
Got no problems with you making my weight loss or gain public, it may keep on the straight and narrow and help me keep nibbling those carrot sticks lol
Will pm you my weight on the 3rd and let you know just how FAT i am lol
Quote by corriefem
Right I have sat here all night craving fags and ate for Europe. So I will do whatever is needed to loose weight after xmas but can we please have some recipes for bloody nice things to eat please !!!!!!!!!!!!

Your wish is my command lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by corriefem
Right I have sat here all night craving fags and ate for Europe. So I will do whatever is needed to loose weight after xmas but can we please have some recipes for bloody nice things to eat please !!!!!!!!!!!!

I know how u feel Corrie, quit smoking here on the 12th December and craving sweet stuff.
Keep strong - we can do it biggrin
Since it's been decided that most of won't be starting our diet - sorry, healthy eating programme - till the 3rd December, here's a lovely recipe to cheer you up and keep you going through the festive period....

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water 1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt Lemon Juice
4 large eggs Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka 1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a
little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed
Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Checkthe vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the
dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Sorry if you've seen it before - hope it still raises a chuckle!
Quote by Lil_Bunny
I'm definately up for this

Love the avatar. Babe status, very attractive, where you hidin' all this weight you want to lose?
This is the list so far. Others cans still join of course.
musketeer
melons
Lil_Bunny
Vix
redstilletto
SarfLondoner
Calista
zootle
WibblyWobbly
staffy1981
glasgowllama
marmalaid
xxdevil69
celticq
sussex2 - “sussex2 Mr”
sussex2 - “sussex2 Mrs”
HungryP
corriefem
SurreyBloke
dazandlou - Lou
Marya
JGL
tigersgobounce69 - “Mrs Tigs”
Dreamer Helen
KcKat
jah_2uk
se7endriver
Kitty & Jack – Jack
Lucyweebaps
Stupot – “Stupot”
Stupot - “Sara”
Angel Chat
1. All starting and finishing weights will be confidential, those who wish to announce publicly can obviously say so.
2. This is NOT a competition, it is a support group. Lots of pm’s and comment each week for those who succeed and those who fail, and if there’s a success listing right at the end that’s fine too, but lets not have a competition it gives the wrong idea.
Se7endriver and SarfLondoner and maybe some others would like to express these targets as a percentage of body mass etc. Now me, I’m a simple old toad who has done a little spreadsheet to cope with lbs lost or gained. HOWEVER, I am VERY HAPPY to pass over the responsibilities of doing it if another way is preferred. I am not Mrs Marchbanks of the Cheam Theatrical Society, I have no axes to grind or otherwise, I just want a bit of support in losing this weight.
Quote by musketeer
OK Guys, listen up -
My suggestions:
1. You all pm me your current weight in pounds, or in stones and pounds, (no kilos please) on January 3rd or 4th, and I will add that to my little spreadsheet here, but I won’t make it public without permission.
2. Each Monday you mail me a new weight and on Tuesdays I’ll post all weight loss results? Or just winners and wooden spoons, what do you think? Either way including the amount lost.
3. Programme lasts for 13 weeks and ends on 4th April 2005 unless there’s a vote to extend it.
4. New people can join BUT NOBODY CAN LEAVE!! :twisted:
I think we should take pics for our personal record but not post them unless we want to boast how clever we have been.
I think a formal meet afterwards is unlikely as this is countrywide, but we can certainly revisit it if there is a desire to do so.
These are only suggestions, anyone on the list please comment, anyone who wants to go on the list please comment, those who are not interested to join, please don’t comment! It’s our party.
This is who I’ve enrolled so far (assumed from yesterday post).
musketeer
melons
Lil_Bunny
Vix
redstilletto
SarfLondoner
Calista
zootle
WibblyWobbly
staffy1981
glasgowllama
marmalaid
xxdevil69
celticq
sussex2 - OK do I call you “sussex2 Mr” and “sussex2 Mrs” or pm me alias
HungryP
corriefem
SurreyBloke
dazandlou - Were you in enrolling Lou, I wasn’t sure?
Marya
:arrow: :arrow: JGL
tigersgobounce69 - “Mrs Tiggs” by name I presume, or email me alias of choice
Dreamer Helen
KcKat
jah_2uk

when did i join!!!! me dont remember agreeing to this.. was i drunk.. was the application form spelt correctly? wtf??
but as i can't leave looks like i'll have to! what happens if i put on weight.
JGL
i might see if Daz is interested in doing this actually!!
Quote by JGL
when did i join!!!! me dont remember agreeing to this.. was i drunk.. was the application form spelt correctly? wtf??
JGL

Well you can leave at any time up to January 3rd, once it starts you'll be letting the side down to quit. In the first mail, "C'mon Fatties - join me" you indicated that you also needed to lose weight after Christmas. I took this as a "yes", but let's not put your arm up your back!!!
Having piled on 1/2 stone over christmas........ :cry:
Please count me in! smile
Mrs_Cov
Well you certainly can count me in. I threw out my scales but I'll weigh myself at my mums (if they can handle the weight) and let you know. Im terrified to know how much Ive put on :cry:
Just bumping this, in time to remind everyone that tonight will be 'last supper'.
Right still count me in!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm in too... might need to go out and buy batteries for my scales though!
ok ok
Count me in just been weighed HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Quote by lustwench
ok ok
Count me in just been weighed HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'll pm you the mail. I misread your name as "lustwrench", I thought, "Now that sounds like something to get on your nuts" lol
Musketeer
biggrin heheh if you want a wrench on your nuts im the girl, mind i could think of better things to wrench orf,
lustwench