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Personally I can't stand the stuff. Tea for me.
Makes me feel ill, the freshly percolated stuff does.
So whats this all about?
I was in a cafe yesterday in central London, the coffee menu was quite extensive ie:-
Rasberry coffee, mango coffe, strawberry coffee plus more bizzar mixtures, not to mention all usual types of coffee.
People who drink coffe, have you tried any of the weird mixes of coffee?
What is your favorite type or brand of coffee.
What about that French stuff that is suppose to be coffee, looks like treacle to me and only a small ammount in the bottom of a small cup. ffs
Give me a nice cup of tea anyday.
Tut! You have confirmed my opinion that you are indeed a complete !! rolleyes
It's ESPRESSO - and it's Italian. The very epitome of the coffee-makers' art too.
I mean, why boil leaves when you can roast beans?!
wink
now if you go experimenting with Tea my dear boy just be aware of the perils
davej is a confirmed tea drinker and look where thats got him sad
The stuff should be banned. Look at me I drink about 37 cups of coffee a day and I dont think anyone would disagree that I am the most balanced contributor on the forum wink
ah re-lapse more controversy!
well, i'm quite partial to the odd triple-shot latte on occasion! that's a kind of new-fangled american coffee, made with milk and 3 shots of espresso, which is why it's called a triple-shot latte. strange i know, but there it is.
but . . . .
give me a nice gup of tea any day. you a typhoo man? or PG? i think we deserve to know mate!
neil x x x ;)
You see
neil aswell qed i reckon
..stay away from the stuff
I drink builders tea neil, puts hair on your chest or so I'm told.(must be true as I've got one hair on my chest)
nowt rong wiv tea mate, if it's good for monkeys it's good for me
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You see
neil aswell qed i reckon
..stay away from the stuff

well warwick.
obviously i'm well aware of the dangers of tea, but i'm an adult and i can handle it. as for coffee i have it on reliable authority that drinking in excess of 30 cups a day causes Multiple Personality Disorder mate. just something for you all to think about there. i'll leave it with you.
neil x x x ;)
Theres nothing wrong with us FFS
tuts
you watch that fruit loop davej ll be here any minute high on Tea posting bolloxTM lol
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Hee Hee
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you are not right in the head
Absolutely has to be tea, made in a pot and preferably poured into a china cup, stinkin hot! .......none of your builders shite here relapse, jeez next you'll be telling us you put the bloody milk in first !!!
The rim of the cup needs to be thin, hence china and the inside colour needs to be white.
Coffee is acceptable provided the Demerrara sugar is added and not the bog standard white refined stuff. Never tried the exotic coffee's mentioned.
I'm a coffeholic,i must drink about 15 cups a day :shock:
The best ive ever had is a double expresso in Paris biggrin
Tea's for wimps lol :lol:
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There is nothing wrong with tea, us tea drinkers do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox
There is nothing wrong with tea, us tea drinkers do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bolloxThere is nothing wrong with tea, us tea drinkers do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox do not post bollox
Hee Hee

Hurrah! I'm with you all the way, RL!
Mine's Tetley btw - a proper cup of tea, none of this Earl Grey bollox, thankyou.
FFS Steve only 15 cups youre a bloody wimp
coffeholic means minimum 30 a day mind you you are right teas for wussies lol
Erm, this isThe Cafeafter all...
(I thought that made Coffee a requirement here...?!)
Firstly Warwick, my heads alright it's my body thats fecked. lol
Davej one can't beat a nice cup of asslam or darjeeling sipped from as you say a china cup.
Of course it's far nicer if you dip a well buttered soldier into it :lol:
Quote by warwick
FFS Steve only 15 cups youre a bloody wimp
coffeholic means minimum 30 a day mind you you are right teas for wussies lol

The 15 cups are just after work.I have about 25 at work :lol:
Yeah only women drink tea biggrin
leave sgt Bilko outta this mad
I like the idea of being well buttered (hang on I think that should be in a different thread) lol
I just love the smell of ground coffee beans......I must have alargecup of coffee when I wake up, just to get me started.
Tea I drink when I eat cheese, marmite on toast, full english breakfast, ooooh and boiled egg and soldiers. lol :lol:
Or I'm not very well.... :confused2:
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Tea's for wimps lol :lol:

:shock: wimp is it!!! neil was right, bloody controversial topic this one...bound to raise the temperature I'll give you bloody wimp ...insulted I've been, you can't say things like that, listen here matey I've got power tools and ladders and all sorts of bloke things now then you get your sorry arse to the munch I tell ya and we will see whose the wimp...... sort out whose the man between us we will.. eh.... line up three Snowballs and see who can sink em the quickest and still stand !!!!!
(for neil's benefit thats a mix of Advoccat and Lemonade,as explained in another thread. wicked stuff)
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Tea I drink when I eat cheese, marmite on toast, full english breakfast, ooooh and boiled egg and soldiers. lol :lol:
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note to self........dont kiss mrs FC goodbye immediately after you've spotted her drinking tea at breakfast on the morning after the munch.
bring it on Mr j
i can eat 3 of them little cakes with the coconut on and still stand no problem :idea:
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bring it on Mr j
i can eat 3 of them little cakes with the coconut on and still stand no problem :idea:

LC get in here weve got another one !!!!!!
Ha!!!! bet Steve can't eat a whole packet of Macaroons without barfing eh!!! bloody coffee drinkers, fancy Dan's, thats what they are Warwick....Fancy Dan's!
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Tea I drink when I eat cheese, marmite on toast, full english breakfast, ooooh and boiled egg and soldiers. lol :lol:
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note to self........dont kiss mrs FC goodbye immediately after you've spotted her drinking tea at breakfast on the morning after the munch.
Davej I was getting a kiss goodbye cool 8-)
note to self, wipe my mouth with sleeve before Davej kisses me goodbye biggrin
C.... I mean see you got Davej all worked up now, bet he's of for a nice cup of tea just to calm down.
Own up is that the good, bad or just plain ugly Warwick that's mocking our tea drinking habbits.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
and
Steve you have the gall to call us wussies, when drinking that goddamn awfull French stuff in them small cups, who's little finger is pointing skywards. Hey Hey
It's you bloody coffe drinkers fingers that's who's.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MrsFC
Davej I was getting a kiss goodbye cool 8-)
note to self, wipe my mouth with sleeve before Davej kisses me goodbye biggrin

You was but now we know your going to be scoffing Marmite for breakfast, I will change it to a hello kiss for you and a goodbye kiss to mrFC
....and MrsFC there is no way you would cuff it !!!.......I just know you would use one of those pretty little lace handkerchiefs.
Right thats it the gloves are off now
Rants tuts FFS mad
Its coffee ers v tea ers
and nobody start a bloody poll FFS
neil warwick steve lincs warwick and warwick stand for coffee and manly things
davej and relapse woosies and tea drinkers
tea its the devils own brew :x
I Am definately a tea drinker,Coffee addicts are just weak i tell youWEAK,they have to be topped up with the stuff to give them strength pah!!
Ok I'm a tea drinker but I'm also a bag dangler redface
Dawn :silly:
<<<off to dangle>>>
Just discovered Redbush tea and its fantastic
I'm sure I read somewhere that red heads "taste" better. Mental note to self - must try that theory out.
Sorry off on a tangent there.......
the Lord