How about this...hands up anyone who has NOT done the kids sports day? You know sack race, egg and spoon...? It has been BANNED in the local athority because it makes kids who are less able grow up with psychological problems. I think a law suit is in hand here...no wonder I have had all these headaches and lack of estime for years!
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Correctness gone FURKING stupid...!
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Argh, the Sports day thing 
Pain in the arse. Sat round the bloody playing field for hours on end just to see your child perform for an minute or two at the odd moment. BORING BORING BORING! Same applies for Class assemblies, and plays.
I know. I have no soul :P
Could I sue for mental trauma for enduring that?
Venusxxx
Pain in the arse. Sat round the bloody playing field for hours on end just to see your child perform for an minute or two at the odd moment. BORING BORING BORING! Same applies for Class assemblies, and plays.I know. I have no soul :P
Could I sue for mental trauma for enduring that?
Venusxxx
Also like the fact that it is reccommended that children dont lick the bowl when doing the mix for a cake,because it contains raw eggs(government guidlines i learnt when i was doing childcare at college)
But its bloody rediculous,how many cake mix related illnesses have you ever heard of????
Clare,xxx
But its bloody rediculous,how many cake mix related illnesses have you ever heard of????
Clare,xxx
are the people who think of these laws actually living in thsi world??
And the politically correct laws they are all stupid too. Its suppose to offend people! Have you saw anyone who is offended by calling someone a policeman instead of police officer? or any other of the stupid politically correct things.
If its to stop offending the minority then how come the minority end up running the country??
And the politically correct laws they are all stupid too. Its suppose to offend people! Have you saw anyone who is offended by calling someone a policeman instead of police officer? or any other of the stupid politically correct things.
If its to stop offending the minority then how come the minority end up running the country??
stop worrying about sack...eggs and all the rest i say
teach children to read and write and add up
they failed on this one with my kids
so i pulled them out of state education and dam well taught them myself
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers
teach children to read and write and add up
they failed on this one with my kids
so i pulled them out of state education and dam well taught them myself
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers
That's a blast from the past , straight back to perving the netball game ty red stilleto. Any teachers on here ? I found they had gone way downhill between my schooldays , and my childrens .
Sex God
A good point about trauma and sports day though...... I still can't see the words "egg" and "spoon" in the same sentence without wanting to scream....
AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm terrible with boiled eggs, I just want to whack their shells to bits :shock: :shock: :shock:
AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm terrible with boiled eggs, I just want to whack their shells to bits :shock: :shock: :shock:
Orgasminator
no videos of your kids school play, no ball games in the playground and no shagging the gym mistress or ski instructor any more whats that all about ive a 16 year old who has no idea what life is all about 
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers
Errrrrr....................you do realise that the school uniform is optional for the parents don't you? (although some of the dads would give you a good argument).
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no videos of your kids school play, no ball games in the playground and no shagging the gym mistress or ski instructor any more whats that all about ive a 16 year old who has no idea what life is all about
:cheers:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Pray for rain on Thursday otherwise I'll be spending the afternoon waiting for two of the kids to stumble half way down the school playing fields in big wellies :!:
Dawn :silly:
It's nothing to do with sports day.
Dawn just wants to have a vidoe she can show to her boys future girlfriends.
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Pray for rain on Thursday otherwise I'll be spending the afternoon waiting for two of the kids to stumble half way down the school playing fields in big wellies :!:
Dawn :silly:
actually the school is shut that day, Dawn will only be wearing the wellies - this is our new dogging site
Rachel
Orgasminator
i could never get my knickers to fit right 
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Dawn just wants to have a vidoe she can show to her boys future girlfriends.
Thats what parents are for, you should see some of their baby pics :lol:
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actually the school is shut that day, Dawn will only be wearing the wellies - this is our new dogging site
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
No, the headmaster has offered to join in to, I hope he is going to use his cane
Dawn :silly:
Only race I won was wheelbarrow, now who does that one now.
memories of so many parents howling with laughter as I was holding my barrow at the knees
made perfect sense to me as I could support his wait so all he had to do was make walkuing motions with his arms.
It was clear to me that the knees were a hinge and thus the competitors would find themselves wobbling all over the place
I never entered another competeative race after that, well a race where I was competative, all the desire to win was left at that winning line.
but don't get me started on board games
Gilbert
memories of so many parents howling with laughter as I was holding my barrow at the knees
made perfect sense to me as I could support his wait so all he had to do was make walkuing motions with his arms.
It was clear to me that the knees were a hinge and thus the competitors would find themselves wobbling all over the place
I never entered another competeative race after that, well a race where I was competative, all the desire to win was left at that winning line.
but don't get me started on board games
Gilbert
Quote by redstilletto
running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers
Now you make me LOVE sports days and shit I ain't got no kids!!! Can't go to them to watch the mothers race what willl i do???
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Only race I won was wheelbarrow, now who does that one now.
this one is definitely better played within the confines of adults and not with the kiddies!!!
hence this reply...
Quote by chick0074
We do the wheelbarrow sometimes.
Works even better on a FFM.
Rachel
And thanks for the tip Rachel however what do you do if you get a flat tyre????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
ops:I still wear my school uniform for parties, guys cant keep there hands off, and blue knickers seem to be a big turn on. Maybe sports day memories lingered along time in most minds.
Don't se many guys in sports day outfits, now thats strange..Cum on guys why dont you wear tight white shorts and t shirts?
M ary
Don't se many guys in sports day outfits, now thats strange..Cum on guys why dont you wear tight white shorts and t shirts?
M ary