How about this...hands up anyone who has NOT done the kids sports day? You know sack race, egg and spoon...? It has been BANNED in the local athority because it makes kids who are less able grow up with psychological problems. I think a law suit is in hand here...no wonder I have had all these headaches and lack of estime for years!
The world is going mad....?
I think you have a case!!!
Post trauma for all the brought home ' look what i have baked mummy..', bits will be claimable too...?
And I may well sue my parents for binning the clay models I built in the 70's that I never got to keep as an airloom.....BUGGERS!
I hated sports day at school, I had (undiagnosed) asthma and came last in everything
it was the best part about mum making cakes, we queued up to lick the bowl and the spoon
Gilbert
are the people who think of these laws actually living in thsi world??
And the politically correct laws they are all stupid too. Its suppose to offend people! Have you saw anyone who is offended by calling someone a policeman instead of police officer? or any other of the stupid politically correct things.
If its to stop offending the minority then how come the minority end up running the country??
A good point about trauma and sports day though...... I still can't see the words "egg" and "spoon" in the same sentence without wanting to scream....
AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm terrible with boiled eggs, I just want to whack their shells to bits :shock: :shock: :shock:
We've still got Sports Day - it's next Tuesday!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only race I won was wheelbarrow, now who does that one now.
memories of so many parents howling with laughter as I was holding my barrow at the knees
made perfect sense to me as I could support his wait so all he had to do was make walkuing motions with his arms.
It was clear to me that the knees were a hinge and thus the competitors would find themselves wobbling all over the place
I never entered another competeative race after that, well a race where I was competative, all the desire to win was left at that winning line.
but don't get me started on board games
Gilbert
I can remember them ALL too well...!
Funny how at 15 they never seemed that sexy, but now I would get locked up for even peeking?
I still wear my school uniform for parties, guys cant keep there hands off, and blue knickers seem to be a big turn on. Maybe sports day memories lingered along time in most minds.
Don't se many guys in sports day outfits, now thats strange..Cum on guys why dont you wear tight white shorts and t shirts?
M ary
Maybe because at 15 we did not get boners and they look a tad uncouth when you have nowhere to hide em except if your shirt was two sizes to big???
I was a walking accident when i was a kid and i always grazed my knees or burst a lip or something. Felt like a right tit once when i fell with the egg and spoon and burst it on my vest