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Correctness gone FURKING stupid...!

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How about this...hands up anyone who has NOT done the kids sports day? You know sack race, egg and spoon...? It has been BANNED in the local athority because it makes kids who are less able grow up with psychological problems. I think a law suit is in hand here...no wonder I have had all these headaches and lack of estime for years!
The world is going mad....?
Argh, the Sports day thing confused Pain in the arse. Sat round the bloody playing field for hours on end just to see your child perform for an minute or two at the odd moment. BORING BORING BORING! Same applies for Class assemblies, and plays.
I know. I have no soul :P
Could I sue for mental trauma for enduring that? lol
Venusxxx
I think you have a case!!!
Post trauma for all the brought home ' look what i have baked mummy..', bits will be claimable too...?
And I may well sue my parents for binning the clay models I built in the 70's that I never got to keep as an airloom.....BUGGERS!
I hated sports day at school, I had (undiagnosed) asthma and came last in everything
A man who comes last in everything.
Not much good at a sports day
but just what you need at an orgy!
Rachel
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Also like the fact that it is reccommended that children dont lick the bowl when doing the mix for a cake,because it contains raw eggs(government guidlines i learnt when i was doing childcare at college)
But its bloody rediculous,how many cake mix related illnesses have you ever heard of????
Clare,xxx
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it was the best part about mum making cakes, we queued up to lick the bowl and the spoon
Gilbert
are the people who think of these laws actually living in thsi world??
And the politically correct laws they are all stupid too. Its suppose to offend people! Have you saw anyone who is offended by calling someone a policeman instead of police officer? or any other of the stupid politically correct things.
If its to stop offending the minority then how come the minority end up running the country??
stop worrying about sack...eggs and all the rest i say
teach children to read and write and add up
they failed on this one with my kids
so i pulled them out of state education and dam well taught them myself
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers redface
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers

That's a blast from the past , straight back to perving the netball game ty red stilleto. Any teachers on here ? I found they had gone way downhill between my schooldays , and my childrens .
A good point about trauma and sports day though...... I still can't see the words "egg" and "spoon" in the same sentence without wanting to scream....
AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm terrible with boiled eggs, I just want to whack their shells to bits :shock: :shock: :shock:
no videos of your kids school play, no ball games in the playground and no shagging the gym mistress or ski instructor any more whats that all about ive a 16 year old who has no idea what life is all about mad lol
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personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers redface

Errrrrr....................you do realise that the school uniform is optional for the parents don't you? (although some of the dads would give you a good argument).
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no videos of your kids school play, no ball games in the playground and no shagging the gym mistress or ski instructor any more whats that all about ive a 16 year old who has no idea what life is all about mad lol

:cheers:
Pray for rain on Thursday otherwise I'll be spending the afternoon waiting for two of the kids to stumble half way down the school playing fields in big wellies :!: mad :x :x :x
Dawn :silly:
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Pray for rain on Thursday otherwise I'll be spending the afternoon waiting for two of the kids to stumble half way down the school playing fields in big wellies :!: mad :x :x :x
Dawn :silly:

It's nothing to do with sports day.
Dawn just wants to have a vidoe she can show to her boys future girlfriends. wink lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Pray for rain on Thursday otherwise I'll be spending the afternoon waiting for two of the kids to stumble half way down the school playing fields in big wellies :!: mad :x :x :x
Dawn :silly:

actually the school is shut that day, Dawn will only be wearing the wellies - this is our new dogging site
Rachel
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Quote by redstilletto
personally i hated sports day running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers redface

The very reason I loved them :twisted:
i could never get my knickers to fit right sad
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Dawn just wants to have a vidoe she can show to her boys future girlfriends. wink lol :lol: :lol:

Thats what parents are for, you should see some of their baby pics :lol:
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actually the school is shut that day, Dawn will only be wearing the wellies - this is our new dogging site
Rachel
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No, the headmaster has offered to join in to, I hope he is going to use his cane smackbottom
Dawn :silly:
We've still got Sports Day - it's next Tuesday!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only race I won was wheelbarrow, now who does that one now.
memories of so many parents howling with laughter as I was holding my barrow at the knees
made perfect sense to me as I could support his wait so all he had to do was make walkuing motions with his arms.
It was clear to me that the knees were a hinge and thus the competitors would find themselves wobbling all over the place
I never entered another competeative race after that, well a race where I was competative, all the desire to win was left at that winning line.
but don't get me started on board games
Gilbert
We do the wheelbarrow sometimes.
Works even better on a FFM.
Rachel
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Quote by redstilletto
running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers redface

Now you make me LOVE sports days and shit I ain't got no kids!!! Can't go to them to watch the mothers race what willl i do???
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Only race I won was wheelbarrow, now who does that one now.

this one is definitely better played within the confines of adults and not with the kiddies!!!
hence this reply...
Quote by chick0074
We do the wheelbarrow sometimes.
Works even better on a FFM.
Rachel
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And thanks for the tip Rachel however what do you do if you get a flat tyre????
I put it in my mouth and blow it back up again of course
Rachel
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Red Stilletto...
running around with big bouncey boobs........and navy blue knickers

I kinda liked wearing the navy blue knickers, but the elastic chaffed my thighs and if novice is reading they had BIG GUSSETS too!
I kinda liked wearing the navy blue knickers, but the elastic chaffed my thighs and if novice is reading they had BIG GUSSETS too!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ALL knickers had big gussets when I was at school redface surprisedops:
I can remember them ALL too well...!
Funny how at 15 they never seemed that sexy, but now I would get locked up for even peeking?
I still wear my school uniform for parties, guys cant keep there hands off, and blue knickers seem to be a big turn on. Maybe sports day memories lingered along time in most minds.
Don't se many guys in sports day outfits, now thats strange..Cum on guys why dont you wear tight white shorts and t shirts?
M ary
Maybe because at 15 we did not get boners and they look a tad uncouth when you have nowhere to hide em except if your shirt was two sizes to big???
I was a walking accident when i was a kid and i always grazed my knees or burst a lip or something. Felt like a right tit once when i fell with the egg and spoon and burst it on my vest