Damn it - I need a man | Swinging Heaven

24 Oct 2004

Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........ cool

And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own????? mad

Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what redface

ops: :oops:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own?????
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what ops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own?????
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what ops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?
Tried that but somehow I end up inside and the duvet out???!!! rolleyes

:oops: :oops:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own?????
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what ops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?
Tried that but somehow I end up inside and the duvet out???!!! rolleyes

:oops: :oops:
You mean that's not what's meant to happen? :shock:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own?????
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what ops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?
lol - First time I saw that was donkey's years ago - on the generation game!!!
t&t- what makes you think it'd be easier with a man???
More fun perhaps ...
but easier dunno

24 Oct 2004

I've got long arms so I'm quite good at that. Very versatile in fact, so if you need any help with anything else T all you have to do is ask sweetheart! wink

:twisted: :twisted:
passionkiss

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own?????
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what ops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?
lol - First time I saw that was donkey's years ago - on the generation game!!!
t&t- what makes you think it'd be easier with a man???
More fun perhaps ...
but easier dunno

I can see it now... synchronised duvet covering - pairs competition. Sweaty bodies emerge writhing and tangled from within the intimate confines of the king size floral print, faces flushed, chests heaving, breathing laboured, and looming over them with a knowing grin, Brucie cries "Didn't they do well? ;) "

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own?????
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what ops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?
lol - First time I saw that was donkey's years ago - on the generation game!!!
t&t- what makes you think it'd be easier with a man???
More fun perhaps ...
but easier dunno

True Alex, very true lol

:lol: :lol:
Perhaps what I really meant to say was "Damn It - I need another pair of hands",but I was a bit worried everyone would get the wrong idea! confused

:twisted: :twisted:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
I've got long arms so I'm quite good at that. Very versatile in fact, so if you need any help with anything else T all you have to do is ask sweetheart! :twisted: :twisted:

I've got to find my way out of this bloody duvet cover first rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

24 Oct 2004

Room for two inside ?
<<<<<< Boring mode >>>>>> (yeah I know - 'What's new?') Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

24 Oct 2004

awww dammit t&t! that's teasing that is!
i rush into this thread to offer me services, and you only want us for the duvet? i mean if you wanted us under the duvet then all well and good, and i can even see the attraction of a bit of blind man's buff inside the duvet, but just to change a cover? it's not on!
<<< humph! >>>
now do you need rescuing from in there? i can fumble my way round a bit if that helps? ;)
neil x x x :P

24 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Room for two inside ?
<<<<<< Boring mode >>>>>> (yeah I know - 'What's new?') Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Aaaahhh but it's the shaking about bit that's the problem confused

Have you ever tried shaking a kingsize duvet when you're only 5'3 and the duvet weighs more that you???? rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
awww dammit t&t! that's teasing that is!
i rush into this thread to offer me services, and you only want us for the duvet? i mean if you wanted us under the duvet then all well and good, and i can even see the attraction of a bit of blind man's buff inside the duvet, but just to change a cover? it's not on!
<<< humph! >>>
now do you need rescuing from in there? i can fumble my way round a bit if that helps? ;)
neil x x x :P

At last - someone with a sensible suggestion rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
A fumble - I'm sure that will do the trick :thrilled: :thrilled:
T xxx

24 Oct 2004

If you put a dog and a cat in it and then hold the end shut it'll get shaken around quite easily without you having to do anything.
Er, did I say that? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

24 Oct 2004

never tried to change one myself, but I've watched mrs davej do a pretty good impression of an octopus falling out of a tree whilst changing it, so reckon it's not easy......... ah bring back the good old blanket ...no troubles with them you know!!

24 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat biggrin

Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? kiss

24 Oct 2004

Quote by lilacgem

Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat biggrin

Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? kiss

actually i use that idea without the pins (just hold the corners with your hands). maybe it works better for me 'cos i've got a long reach.
or you could just set up a rota here on S.H. ... i'm sure you'll have plenty of volunteers to assist you with duvet changing, not to mention duvet messing-up.
: ps i'm a man too :shock

24 Oct 2004

Quote by blueis

Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat biggrin

Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? kiss

actually i use that idea without the pins (just hold the corners with your hands). maybe it works better for me 'cos i've got a long reach.
or you could just set up a rota here on S.H. ... i'm sure you'll have plenty of volunteers to assist you with duvet changing, not to mention duvet messing-up.
: ps i'm a man too :shock
Believe me I've tried ....... but my arms, and everything else, are way too short. Maybe I'll just have to switch from a kingsize to a single :cry: :cry: :cry:
Or maybe I'll just start up a list for the rota instead ............. :twisted: :twisted:

24 Oct 2004

Listen guys, when a woman invites you to change her duvet cover that's a definate invitation to sex, right! Like when she slips her shoes off in your company, it means she feels safe and comfortable in your presence. Look....God damn it!....I'm giving all my secrets of seduction away now!
t&t why didn't you just give me a call and we could have had a great afternoon.....in the bedroom......tidying it up!
LC wink

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Listen guys, when a woman invites you to change her duvet cover that's a definate invitation to sex, right! Like when she slips her shoes off in your company, it means she feels safe and comfortable in your presence. Look....God damn it!....I'm giving all my secrets of seduction away now!
t&t why didn't you just give me a call and we could have had a great afternoon.....in the bedroom......tidying it up!
LC

Uh, yeh right - is that the same as when she breathes in your presence then??? rolleyes

:roll:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by lilacgem

Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat biggrin

Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? kiss

B**gger me - it didn't work did it? I was just angling for an invite around for a demonstration!!

24 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross

Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat biggrin

Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? kiss

B**gger me - it didn't work did it? I was just angling for an invite around for a demonstration!!
You don't need an invitation ............................. you need to get your name down on the rota! :twisted:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t

Why don't you safety pin the corners of the duvet inside the bottom corners of the cover. All you gotta do then is shake it around a bit and Bingo.

Wow tune, I just tried your idea & it worked like a treat biggrin

Can't believe it was a man that came up with that idea, did you see it on a TV programme?? kiss

B**gger me - it didn't work did it? I was just angling for an invite around for a demonstration!!
You don't need an invitation ............................. you need to get your name down on the rota! :twisted:
I hope you're referring to the laundry T 'cos I'm not having all these buggers up on the couch here you know!!

:smackbottom: whip

:rascal: :fuckinghell:

24 Oct 2004

But that's the point of the rota darling - they would just be one at a time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And I don't mind sharing either ........................ :giggle:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Listen guys, when a woman invites you to change her duvet cover that's a definate invitation to sex, right! Like when she slips her shoes off in your company, it means she feels safe and comfortable in your presence. Look....God damn it!....I'm giving all my secrets of seduction away now!
t&t why didn't you just give me a call and we could have had a great afternoon.....in the bedroom......tidying it up!
LC

Uh, yeh right - is that the same as when she breathes in your presence then??? rolleyes

:roll:
Well if a woman breathes in my presence then that's a definate bonus as far as i'm concerned. At least she's real!
LC :wink:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Listen guys, when a woman invites you to change her duvet cover that's a definate invitation to sex, right! Like when she slips her shoes off in your company, it means she feels safe and comfortable in your presence. Look....God damn it!....I'm giving all my secrets of seduction away now!
t&t why didn't you just give me a call and we could have had a great afternoon.....in the bedroom......tidying it up!
LC

Uh, yeh right - is that the same as when she breathes in your presence then??? rolleyes

:roll:
Well if a woman breathes in my presence then that's a definate bonus as far as i'm concerned. At least she's real!
LC :wink:
Either that or she's sprung a leak!! lol

:lol: :lol:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Listen guys, when a woman invites you to change her duvet cover that's a definate invitation to sex, right! Like when she slips her shoes off in your company, it means she feels safe and comfortable in your presence. Look....God damn it!....I'm giving all my secrets of seduction away now!
t&t why didn't you just give me a call and we could have had a great afternoon.....in the bedroom......tidying it up!
LC

Uh, yeh right - is that the same as when she breathes in your presence then??? rolleyes

:roll:
Well if a woman breathes in my presence then that's a definate bonus as far as i'm concerned. At least she's real!
LC :wink:
Either that or she's sprung a leak!! lol

:lol: :lol:
Better get out the puncture kit then! :roll:
LC :wink:

25 Oct 2004

I once saw it said that this putting on a duvet business is like putting a pair of underpants on a hippopotamus.
I had to use a dictionary for one of the words there.
Can you guess which one?
Thats right - it was "underpants"!

25 Oct 2004

Hey its bad enough trying to work out how come when you put the dovet in the wash every thing ends up in it... must be some strange scientific explanation, but even when buttoned up it gets socks and pants in it :shock:
Mind you I have got it down pat, I get through 3 duvets every time I have a woman on my bed nowadays....
Actually thruth be known, I have to change it 3 times... blody work, flipping models should change it, after all they are female wink

25 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
But that's the point of the rota darling - they would just be one at a time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And I don't mind sharing either ........................ :giggle:

Well, put me down on yer rota, T. With a 6-'ish long armspan, I can handle even a king size duvet with consumate ease.
Not that I'm bragging, or anything...
well, maybe just a bit wink

I'm just glad now that my mum taught me how to make a bed right. (Hospital corners and everything) :shock: