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Quote by never_satisfied

I cook a mean mushroom stroganoff? Very welcome one evening lol :lol:

Thats a very kind offer.
and i love mushrooms cos i am a bit of a fun guy.
fun guy! Gettit?
Oh never mind. rotflmao :rotflmao:
taken me hours to work that one out!
Show me man who's never tried eating a dog biscuit at some point during his life!!!!
Bonio's....mmmmmmmm
Its not food but I used to chew blu-tack as a child - I used to pretend it was chewing gum redface
on holiday in Ayia Napa instead of hot dog stands they have corn on the cob stands, only problem is the geet huge stick they give you to hold it with dunno . My other half took great pleasure in chasing me round bar square trying to stick it in my bum being cheered on by loads of other 18-30 drunks redface
Quote by Columbia123
Its not food but I used to chew blu-tack as a child - I used to pretend it was chewing gum redface

That is one deprived childhood.
Quote by Reikiradical
Its not food but I used to chew blu-tack as a child - I used to pretend it was chewing gum redface

That is one deprived childhood.
My mum wouldn't let me have chewing gum she said I'd swallow it and it would glue my insides together. I'm not sure what she'd say about blu-tack but I never swallowed it just in case
Quote by fabioplum
Show me man who's never tried eating a dog biscuit at some point during his life!!!!
Bonio's....mmmmmmmm

Usually after drinking copious amounts of alcohol! lol
I think I've just joined the club after some vile veggie :borg: ers at a barbeque last night.
thanks to the joys of television, and the rebirth of the Dangerous Foods Club: extreme in Celebrety, I thought this may be worth another looksee.
Quote by LondonPlaything
Only watched it for about 5 minutes the other night and all I heard was the gobby american say "Oh maaaannn" in a whining nasally way about 10 times. If I was there I would help the world population crisis by euthenasing (sp) her. :twisted:

Quote by Sarah
I agree with you, all she ever seems to say is ohhhhhhhhh man.......
lol

in edit:
forgot to put my comment in there... ooh man!
anyways.... I quite like her... think sh'es being a bit ironic... self parodying <sp???> and generally, but in a good way... winding the others up a bit. but in a good way.
I'd like to have a cup of tea with her please.
lp
Quote by st3v3

I'd like to have a cup of tea with her please.
lp

Maybe you should invite her to the dangerous food club (extreme) :twisted:
Ha!
You find it... I'll invite her along... she's sure to come
how dangerous do you think she takes her tea?
lp
I'm thinking she takes it white, probably with skimmed milk thats been aged for about 3 weeks in a warm place, one lump I'd guess.
Being an ex model, probably no sugar and as she has standards with maybe a refined taste the teabags should be gathered from a bin from a good area and hung for at least a month.
Get all that right and I'd say that there's a fair chance you won't get shouted at, be warned though if the milk isn't aged for exactly 3 weeks you will get Oh Manned!
'av it! lp
oh no, thas a whole other thread
Dangerous food was watching Gordon Ramsey’s kitchen last night. :shock:
Mould / very old potatoes in the oven :shock:
Warm chicken wrapped in cling film and in the fridge :shock:
Old food not re heated correctly :shock:
So called broccoli soup in a black builders bucket! :shock:
Quote by Sarah
So called broccoli soup in a black builders bucket! :shock:

I saw that, thought I was going to hurl :eeek:
but this is the D-F-Cextreme !!!
You're not supposed to hurl... you're supposed to tuck right in!
lp