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Took me years to get to the stage where standards were set but yes it works and high well if you are looking for a house, job, holiday etc you would set standards of desire so why not for lovers??????
Does it mean I get rejected ? - of course but thats also akay in the long termsmile
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Took me years to get to the stage where standards were set but yes it works and high well if you are looking for a house, job, holiday etc you would set standards of desire so why not for lovers??????
Does it mean I get rejected ? - of course but thats also akay in the long termsmile

Sounds as though you have some powerful intrinsic qualities my friend - more power to your elbow or whatever part of your anatomy you wish!
My ideal...
Dumb, blonde, nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub!
:P :twisted: lol
Responding to two themes:
There's a type I find attractive (slim, dark, Latin, young) - ooh yes, I want that - but then find in bed it's a disappointment. And conversely the one man in my life who I just wanted to be in bed with constantly was short and very pale with poor stature.
Sexual attraction is something very primaeval, very basic and I am totally unable to explain it.
The other theme - cyber attraction. No. Dangerous. I had a long and, I thought, witty correspondence with a gentleman from AdultFriendfinder who I actually thought would be some kind of soulmate. Met him and the minute he walked in the pub I knew it was a mistake. What I had taken to be self-deprecating humour was arrogance and conceit. I couldn't get away soon enough. I thought about it for a long time because I was intrigued at how my impression of him online was so very wrong.
Has anybody else experienced either of the above?
Look - now I've been trying to type so much I've got hiccups. Pardon me.
Jezzay.
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Erm, female and still breathing are the only criteria I have.

Any preference as to species ?