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banlwales
Master of Sex
Quote by hisandhers
After you get on top of me, you need a rest (thats true biggrin )
If I'm too short, I leave you hanging
If I'm too soft, I'm useless (thats not true)

A snooker table...?
Unknown User
Curses my hat trick foiled by my friend NWC mad
hisandhers
Sex God
Hiya babes NWC lol
People like to admire my body
After they've taken me in their mouth,
some people spit and swallow
sometimes I come in jugs
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Curses my hat trick foiled by my friend NWC mad

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
thats only cause I got bed on the brain. Nearly time for me to get my head down, up at so from about 8pm I start thinking of bedddddddddd wink
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Curses my hat trick foiled by my friend NWC mad

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
thats only cause I got bed on the brain. Nearly time for me to get my head down, up at so from about 8pm I start thinking of bedddddddddd wink
I'm always thinking of bed :twisted:
banlwales
Master of Sex
Quote by hisandhers
People like to admire my body
After they've taken me in their mouth,
some people spit and swallow
sometimes I come in jugs

he he..don't we all wink
Wine...!!!
hisandhers
Sex God
Yeh wine!! anybody got any? Mik open up ya shed again for a private party!! My emoticons aren't working boo hoo!!
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by hisandhers
Yeh wine!! anybody got any? Mik open up ya shed again for a private party!! My emoticons aren't working boo hoo!!

:therethere: HandH, have some of mine,
nite, nite everyone, see you in the shed tomorrow night lol
hisandhers
Sex God
Night night babes don't work too hard 2moz
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Yeh wine!! anybody got any? Mik open up ya shed again for a private party!! My emoticons aren't working boo hoo!!

:therethere: HandH, have some of mine,
nite, nite everyone, see you in the shed tomorrow night lol
Good night kiss see ya tomorrow smile
hisandhers
Sex God
This is gonna get harder now peeps!!
Sometimes you leave me with my tongue hanging out
You need to push yourself inside me
If I'm too tight, I could make you sore
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
This is gonna get harder now peeps!!
Sometimes you leave me with my tongue hanging out
You need to push yourself inside me
If I'm too tight, I could make you sore

are you a shoe ????
hisandhers
Sex God
Lovejoy well done! God it took me ages Xmas day to get that!! I was a bit tipsy & giggly though!!
Want another?
Unknown User
one more i've just showerd so my mind is all refreshed and ready for action biggrin
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
i think it would be rude to turn another one down biggrin
yes please
hisandhers
Sex God
I'll take you down some dark passages
you can ride me as long as you like
just make sure to get off at the right place
Unknown User
The underground
Unknown User
Quote by hisandhers
I'll take you down some dark passages
you can ride me as long as you like
just make sure to get off at the right place

the tube or at least a train biggrin I win
Drat beaten to it sad
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
sounds likethe tube or the paris metro ????
hisandhers
Sex God
Yeh the train!! :cry: can't get you guys can I yeh all too good
No matter how long I am
I'm always too short
You get stiff if you lose me
The first thing that you knew about me was when you were first spanked
Unknown User
aaww don't feel bad biggrin just keep trying what you have to remember is males were born with "A DIRTY MIND" :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by hisandhers
Yeh the train!! :cry: can't get you guys can I yeh all too good
No matter how long I am
I'm always too short
You get stiff if you lose me
The first thing that you knew about me was when you were first spanked

Life biggrin God you nearly had me beat then
hisandhers
Sex God
Your too good!! Just gonna watch end of BB then i'll get back juicy arguements 2nite!!
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Yeh the train!! :cry: can't get you guys can I yeh all too good
No matter how long I am
I'm always too short
You get stiff if you lose me
The first thing that you knew about me was when you were first spanked

Life biggrin God you nearly had me beat then
well done mik :D that one had me beat confused
Unknown User
Rest asured mate it really had me stuck for a while confused
hisandhers
Sex God
ok BB over gonna get you guys now!!
Ihave a long, round rod
I'm well hung
and you can pull me
Unknown User
Quote by hisandhers
ok BB over gonna get you guys now!!
Ihave a long, round rod
I'm well hung
and you can pull me

A bell pull (as in an old fasionend door bell)
lovejoy68
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
Ihave a long, round rod
I'm well hung
and you can pull me

its me rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: