If it was not for the "realtime" aspect of a phone call, phone sex would be as absurd as sex by post !!!! Its not often that I get all fanatical but the only "screwing" aspect is what the phone company is charging you ! get a life......alternely you can phone my " get a life line " on 08............( calls charged at £5 per second via the soloman Isles)
P.s I wonder if the service could be automated like gas /electric ........"hello, thank you for calling xxx, your call is important to us...If you want a wank please press 1, if you want full sex please press 2 etc .......for any other perversion or to report a fault in your equipment please hold ......
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It can be very uncomfortable to do at first but once you get the hang of it there is no stopping you.
Lots of moaning and groaning always comes in useful if you run out of things to say! lol and making the other person feel like they are turning you on too usually does the trick and vice versa.......hearing the other person getting off on it is a big turn on too!!
Lots of moaning and groaning always comes in useful if you run out of things to say! lol and making the other person feel like they are turning you on too usually does the trick and vice versa.......hearing the other person getting off on it is a big turn on too!!
Sex God
Hmmm this just doesn't turn me on at all, but that's probably because it was job for few weeks in college when I needed some quick cash for a holiday.
I used to go home and laugh every night about the cals I had and the outrageous things I got to make up! Yes I am 5'10, blonde and a size 8 with 42dd cleavage, yes honestly! (I am Jordan!
) And I'm all yours....... wow and people used to pay to hear it! 
I used to go home and laugh every night about the cals I had and the outrageous things I got to make up! Yes I am 5'10, blonde and a size 8 with 42dd cleavage, yes honestly! (I am Jordan!
) And I'm all yours....... wow and people used to pay to hear it! 
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
Hmmm this just doesn't turn me on at all, but that's probably because it was job for few weeks in college when I needed some quick cash for a holiday.
I used to go home and laugh every night about the cals I had and the outrageous things I got to make up! Yes I am 5'10, blonde and a size 8 with 42dd cleavage, yes honestly! (I am Jordan!
Can you just type that bit again............ But ssssssssllllllllllooooooooowwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyyy.
Ta. :mrgreen:
Quote by Ms Amber
It can be very uncomfortable to do at first but once you get the hang of it there is no stopping you.
Lots of moaning and groaning always comes in useful if you run out of things to say! lol and making the other person feel like they are turning you on too usually does the trick and vice versa.......hearing the other person getting off on it is a big turn on too!!
My ex wife used to moan and groan when she phoned me but I can't see how Tesco's being crowded and buses running late was supposed to be a turn on ?
Sex God
Quote by markz
had a dirty call once it was from ntl telling me I owed money
That's not dirty. That's just plain obscene. :shock: :shock:
