Disgusting!

17 Oct 2007

I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but my daughter has succumbed to a disgusting habit. redface

She's taken to eating M*rm*te on toast. It's almost an obsession. I have refused to help her in any way - I won't buy the stuff for her (even insisted on her bringing it into the house in a plain brown bag) and I insist on her using separate knives. Woe betide her if she dips the M*rm*te knife in the butter!
Anyone else's kids have awful habits? Silly question I guess!

17 Oct 2007

I like marmite on toast :giggle:

17 Oct 2007

This simply cannot carry on!
Call yourself a parent?!
She should recieve the appropriate punishment for this filth!
Yuk- the M word!
M xx lol

17 Oct 2007

i too like marmite!! sorry lol x

17 Oct 2007

yuk nasty stuff.....at this rate we will have to have the marmite lovers posting away from the marmite hates lol

17 Oct 2007

mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together biggrin

Tony

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together
Tony

thats just wrong on so many levels!!!

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together
Tony

thats just wrong on so many levels!!!
Might be wrong but its f***ing gorgeous lol

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Lost
mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together
Tony

thats just wrong on so many levels!!!
Might be wrong but its f***ing gorgeous lol

et tu Lost???

17 Oct 2007

I wonder if anyone has done a survey of how many time marmite has been in or the main part of a thread this year confused

: :?:
I hate it to by the way :thumbup: maybe thats why i got divorced cause she liked it rotflmao

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together
Tony

thats just wrong on so many levels!!!
Might be wrong but its f***ing gorgeous lol

et tu Lost???
Yes and me :D But not wanting to be devisive lets face it theres a difference between those who 'do' the mighty M and those who 'don't'. And for those who do, its that we have good taste wink

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
I wonder if anyone has done a survey of how many time marmite has been in or the main part of a thread this year : :?:
I hate it to by the way :thumbup: maybe thats why i got divorced cause she liked it

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62772.html?highlight=
lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Oct 2007

Oh dear.
FB, less than 10 minutes ago my eldest confessed to a liking for M*****e too!
I think that maybe The Government is using subliminal advertising to make youngsters (and some odd oldies) eat the stuff.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's been laced with some weird drug to stop teens mating/smoking/drinking/listening to loud music/wearing hoodies etc.
I think we may need to form a support group to wean the poor souls off this vile substance!

MAM!

Mothers Against Marmite!

17 Oct 2007

wonder what the most repeated thread subject is (other than sex lol

)

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but my daughter has succumbed to a disgusting habit.
She's taken to eating M*rm*te on toast.
Anyone else's kids have awful habits? Silly question I guess!

Hehe! I can't think how this wondrous development has come about.. dunno

Just goes to show that you don't have to be ruled by yer genes all the time!!
My kids have awful habits - nothing as virtuous as eating Marmite though - Mwahahahaaaa!
.

17 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
Oh dear.
FB, less than 10 minutes ago my eldest confessed to a liking for M*****e too!
I think that maybe The Government is using subliminal advertising to make youngsters (and some odd oldies) eat the stuff.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's been laced with some weird drug to stop teens mating/smoking/drinking/listening to loud music/wearing hoodies etc.
I think we may need to form a support group to wean the poor souls off this vile substance!

MAM!

Mothers Against Marmite!

I'll join ya winchy

17 Oct 2007

My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime. mad

17 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
I think that maybe The Government is using subliminal advertising to make youngsters (and some odd oldies) eat the stuff.

And I am one of the "youngsters" :smug:
lol

Tony

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
wonder what the most repeated thread subject is (other than sex )

im sure marmite comes up more that sex in here

17 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
Oh dear.
FB, less than 10 minutes ago my eldest confessed to a liking for M*****e too!
I think that maybe The Government is using subliminal advertising to make youngsters (and some odd oldies) eat the stuff.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's been laced with some weird drug to stop teens mating/smoking/drinking/listening to loud music/wearing hoodies etc.
I think we may need to form a support group to wean the poor souls off this vile substance!

MAM!

Mothers Against Marmite!

We are turning the young and impressionable to the ways of the good path. Let them eat Marmite - it is good for their souls!!
.

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime.

That made me smile big time thankyou :thumbup:

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Lost
mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together
Tony

thats just wrong on so many levels!!!
Might be wrong but its f***ing gorgeous lol

Sure is, I have been eating that combination from as far back as i can remember!
Nothing quite like crunchy marmite with that twangy dry taste of peanut butter.
Even cheese with marmite goes down nice smile

Tony

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime.

That made me smile big time thankyou .........As this was a mistake and double entered ( :shock: ) I thought i might just provide a suitable link :- Its history worth knowing!
A number of people tried to manufacture this yeast extract for commercial purposes, but with little success. This changed in 1902, when the Marmite Food Company Limited, was formed. This company was committed to producing a perfected form of yeast extract for popular consumption. They rented a disused malt house in Burton-on-Trent for the modest sum of pounds a year and set to work.
However, it was found that the yeast they were producing from British beer did not lend itself to the same treatment of continental yeast where methods of fermentation were markedly different. New machinery had to be brought in and a series of changes in the manufacturing process were implemented before a satisfactory yeast extract product was ready to market.
It took time to bowl over the British public with the distinctive taste of MARMITE. Gradually however, the business expanded. The freehold of the malt house was purchased and operations were extended to meet growing demand. Eventually a second site was obtained in London, and the company consolidated production at a new green field site at Burton-on-Trent.
The discovery of vitamins in 1912, boosted the popularity of MARMITE, when it was realised that yeast provided a good source of five B vitamins. Its healthy proposition meant that greater quantities of MARMITE were consumed in hospitals, schools and institutions, with tons dispatched to war-torn counties overseas. During both the World Wars, MARMITE was served to soldiers on military duty and was used to combat outbreaks of beri-beri and other diseases. During the Second World War, MARMITE became a valued dietary supplement in prisoner-of-war camps.
Both the MARMITE product and packaging have undergone few changes since the turn of the century. MARMITE stock cubes were launched in a distinctive green tin during the 1920's, but this brand extension was eventually dropped to concentrate on the increasingly popular paste product.
Since 1934, following the death of the first chairman of the company that produced MARMITE, both the MARMITE and BOVRIL brands have enjoyed a close association, leading to Marmite Limited becoming a wholly-owned subsidiary of Bovril Limited. Further changes of ownership ensued and in 1990, CPC (United Kingdom) Limited took over both the BOVRIL and MARMITE brands.
:thumbup:

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime.

She would have been awarded the medal "For duties above and beyond the call of duty for your country" by me.

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime.

Praise be! The subliminal flashing jars of the evil extract haven't got to her yet.
I think the message is being transmitted via Bebo. Turn off your kids computer screens before it's too late!
Bonedigger:
If you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of vegetable extract and almost certain death breath, Welcome aboard.

17 Oct 2007

Do we all agree in the fact that wrong or right that Marmite is a very inportant thing biggrin

Though it being great is more right

17 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime.

Praise be! The subliminal flashing jars of the evil extract haven't got to her yet.
I think the message is being transmitted via Bebo. Turn off your kids computer screens before it's too late!
Bonedigger:
If you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of vegetable extract and almost certain death breath, Welcome aboard.
aye aye cap'n
all hail the mamrmite crushers....
death to the marmite Jars

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
My daughter dropped a brand new jar of the holy extract on a slate floor and broke it last night; no punishment is adequate for that crime.

best place for it id say :thumbup: good on the daughter
dek has the disgusting habit of eating by the spoonfull in the kitchen then coming at giving me a kiss just :silly: to annoy me :borg:
bolt

17 Oct 2007

A couple of weeks ago Caroline asked if I fancied some toast late one night
'Yes please' I replied
Anyway, when she arrived I noticed that her toast was covered with something that I thought was jam...........so........being a greedy get, I dipped my toast into her 'jam' and hastily took a bite.
Jeeeeeesus............!!!!!!!
Branston pickle !!!!
Feck me, that'll teach me.
I nearly puked lol

17 Oct 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
mmmm I love marmite! especially 1/2 a teaspoon in the gravy for sunday dinner.
And I love marmite and crunchy peanut butter on toast.. yes together
Tony

Ewwww disgusting creature!
Maz - I know, I'm so ashamed. Although, she was subjected to influences way beyond my control.
Winchy - does my daughter know your daughter? :shock:
Choon - is that the modern day version of 'let them eat cake'?