Do brass players give the best oral??

29 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
bloody 'ell reese your'e kidding right! i've just had a look, and if it takes a mac *and* a PC and all them other things with lights and switches on i'll never get the bugger to work!

Nah. Is compact, really. Just needs the big white box labeled "Fairlight" in the background. lol

Quote by neilinleeds
i reckon reese's kazoo thingumbob might have some useful application after all! bit like a bit of tissue paper on a comb?

Bloody hell! I could've saved a fortune on development!! Why didn't you tell me about the 'tissue paper on a comb' thing sooner?! :shock:

Quote by neilinleeds
reese? expensive these import charges or wot?

Quite. I'd really have taken it up the (polyphonic) wazoo with customs fees, which is why it's sitting in a garage in Florida. sad

~Reese!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
play the trumpet and the digeridoo. :shock:
He can do things down there that drive me wild............ :inlove:

Yes. I've heard that digeridoo players are quite talented Down Under. lol

Quote by fruity1976
I may be missing the point here, but isn't *blow* just an expression?

I thought so too?? If you actually blew hard enough would you be able to inflate his balls or something??
Ooh! Ooh!! Then, could you stick a double-reed in the end and play him like bagpipes?! :P
~Reese! surprised

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
play the trumpet and the digeridoo. :shock:
He can do things down there that drive me wild............ :inlove:

Yes. I've heard that digeridoo players are quite talented Down Under. lol

oh reese FFS!
even i wouldn't stoop to that kind of obscene innuendo! rolleyes

*stomps off wishing he'd thought of it*
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29 Oct 2004

Mrs R also appreciates the finger exercises that palying brass also gives, three valves playing fast also transposes well into other fingering - my middle three fingers are very well developed lol and thats before we ge to the tonguing smile

29 Oct 2004

davej has now modified his advert to include the line.................
very interested in meeting lady Trombone players

29 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
davej has now modified his advert to include the line.................
very interested in meeting lady Trombone players

What's a 'lady trombone'? Is it a bit smaller, more intelligent, likes soppy films? I never knew they were sexually differentiated. Instead of going 'OomPah Pah', does it go 'OomMa Ma'?
This site is a veritable well of knowlege!!
Anyway, whilst on the subject, I play the banjo-really. Basically involves a tight skin overlaid with a highly strung body requiring vigorous plucking.....
...what, what?

29 Oct 2004

Quote by agricola
Anyway, whilst on the subject, I play the banjo-really. Basically involves a tight skin overlaid with a highly strung body requiring vigorous plucking.....
...what, what?

........davej now has a hideous image of a couple of you country boys, sitting in a barn, with your trousers round your ankles, with 'duelling Banjo's' playing in the background, whilst you both tug away in rhythm to the music.....