Do other girls get PMs like this???

18 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
Yeeeeeeeeeees - my splelll checher IS working

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yes, the point was serious, specially as the bloke concerned turned out to be such a complete and utter twat! Which is why we don't want them on the site.
Now, Dammie, Truck off!!
kiss

:happy:

18 Jun 2005

Truck off ??????????
Your'e avin a tin baff, ain't ya???
Only trucking (or reversing) I'll be doing today is down me fat neck ! ! !
Dare ya ! ! !
db
(STILL can't parallel park a car. But I do now know what it is redface

)

18 Jun 2005

* I can read the url without clicking on it*
:happy: :happy: :happy:

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
* I can read the url without clicking on it*
:happy: :happy: :happy:

TSK ! ! ! !
I spent years and years finding that special little button that ladies confused

: have.
Now I find out, some of the girls on SH have more than one ! ! ! !
rolleyes

What's a bloke to do dunno

18 Jun 2005

I had someone add themselves to my msn yesterday (well actually I had two but only one was a tosser (I think))
Conversation went along the lines of .....
Hi,
Hi,
Just checking you out on SH
Cool
So do you like a nice tool? (all spelt wrong)
Depends
on?
on who you are ... introducing yourself ususally works ;)
I'm a u wanna fuck guy
you find that works?
every time
wow 12" cock
o...k ....so do you have much success with the u wanna fuck?
And he disappeared ... all I wanted was his name as his msn/email didn't display it
rolleyes

:roll:
C x

18 Jun 2005

Never surprises me how many people are so quick to have a go at others. Consider these two points;
1) Even though I refrain from one liners and straight to the point mailings like your mate from Chester I still get very few replies and most of them are 'no thanks' Seems to me doing longer and more individual replies may leave some men wondering whether it's worth all that effort just to be blanked or just to find out its some devious way of advertising another site.
2) When I first joined the site there seemed a proliferation of men using this approach that I started asking myself....does that really work. I always figured you would not go up to a complete stranger in a pub and say 'do you wanna shag' so I assumed it did not work here.....did not stop me wondering though and there must be those who have followed through such thinking.
....and before anyone starts having a go at me....these are just observations, playing devils advocate. No one has to be on this site if they can't live with its reality.

18 Jun 2005

Quote by brucers
Never surprises me how many people are so quick to have a go at others. Consider these two points;
1) Even though I refrain from one liners and straight to the point mailings like your mate from Chester I still get very few replies and most of them are 'no thanks' Seems to me doing longer and more individual replies may leave some men wondering whether it's worth all that effort just to be blanked or just to find out its some devious way of advertising another site.
2) When I first joined the site there seemed a proliferation of men using this approach that I started asking myself....does that really work. I always figured you would not go up to a complete stranger in a pub and say 'do you wanna shag' so I assumed it did not work here.....did not stop me wondering though and there must be those who have followed through such thinking.
....and before anyone starts having a go at me....these are just observations, playing devils advocate. No one has to be on this site if they can't live with its reality.

but then again you could ask 10 women in a pub for a shag and 9 of them will slap you but 1 may say yes so 9 out of 10 slaps aint that bad is it :giggle:
have fun
sharron

18 Jun 2005

Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????

Yes i get them kind of PMs and yes they do expect you to drop everything and meet them, i even had a guy call me a time waster becase i said no to meeting him cause i was taking my daughter out 4 her birthday, i had a PM a while back and all it said was call me for a good time and his number :shock: they think ur whole life is about swinging and should take up any offer we get!!

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
I had someone add themselves to my msn yesterday (well actually I had two but only one was a tosser (I think))
Conversation went along the lines of .....
Hi,
Hi,
Just checking you out on SH
Cool
So do you like a nice tool? (all spelt wrong)
Depends
on?
on who you are ... introducing yourself ususally works ;)
I'm a u wanna fuck guy
you find that works?
every time
wow 12" cock
o...k ....so do you have much success with the u wanna fuck?
And he disappeared ... all I wanted was his name as his msn/email didn't display it
:roll:
C x

FGS you know my name and when I asked if you had any used underwear you could send, I meant yours not bloody Morbious'. evil

18 Jun 2005

hahahaha...put like that it seems almost worthwhile, trouble is there will be some that will just throw their drink at me!

Quote by salt_n_pepper
Never surprises me how many people are so quick to have a go at others. Consider these two points;
1) Even though I refrain from one liners and straight to the point mailings like your mate from Chester I still get very few replies and most of them are 'no thanks' Seems to me doing longer and more individual replies may leave some men wondering whether it's worth all that effort just to be blanked or just to find out its some devious way of advertising another site.
2) When I first joined the site there seemed a proliferation of men using this approach that I started asking myself....does that really work. I always figured you would not go up to a complete stranger in a pub and say 'do you wanna shag' so I assumed it did not work here.....did not stop me wondering though and there must be those who have followed through such thinking.
....and before anyone starts having a go at me....these are just observations, playing devils advocate. No one has to be on this site if they can't live with its reality.

but then again you could ask 10 women in a pub for a shag and 9 of them will slap you but 1 may say yes so 9 out of 10 slaps aint that bad is it :giggle:
have fun
sharron

18 Jun 2005

Good to know it's not just 'lil ole me' anyway!!!
By the way, I *did* get back to him saying 'Do I know you???' and got a reply saying
"No we don't know each other. Take it it's too late for you to come over now?"

18 Jun 2005

Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????

least its a little better than
Hi my names ******** I wanna f*** your ass tonight
hence change of avatar

18 Jun 2005

Quote by easy
I had someone add themselves to my msn yesterday (well actually I had two but only one was a tosser (I think))
Conversation went along the lines of .....
Hi,
Hi,
Just checking you out on SH
Cool
So do you like a nice tool? (all spelt wrong)
Depends
on?
on who you are ... introducing yourself ususally works ;)
I'm a u wanna fuck guy
you find that works?
every time
wow 12" cock
o...k ....so do you have much success with the u wanna fuck?
And he disappeared ... all I wanted was his name as his msn/email didn't display it
:roll:
C x

FGS you know my name and when I asked if you had any used underwear you could send, I meant yours not bloody Morbious'. evil

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
C x

18 Jun 2005

:x :x :x :x
Damn! they sent them PMs to everyone else too?
FFS, :x
sad

And there was I feeling all special and warm glowy inside cos I had got such a literate and intelligent PMs and people adding me to msnm with the classic winners of "do you have a cam?" "can I have pics?" "fancy a fuck?"
NOW you tell me you're all getting them! <pah>
I can feel a flounce coming on! lol

;)

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Let me know who this tosser is (by PM) and I'll issue some strong advice!
:roll:

OOhhhh
A Jags slap coming on............... watch out lol

A Jags slap has been issued by PM - if anyone else gets unsolicited PMs then please just let any Mod know.
mad

:x
We do all the time, but we just took it as par for the course and had a bit of fun with them. Hey, it keeps a smile on our faces.

18 Jun 2005

Quote by little gem
:x :x :x :x
Dam sent them PMs to everyone else too?
FFS, :x
And there was I feeling all special and warm glowy inside cos I had got such a literate and intelligent PMs and people adding me to msnm with the classic winners of "do you have a cam?" "can I have pics?" "fancy a fuck?"
NOW you tell me you're all getting them! <pah>
I can feel a flounce coming on! ;)

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
I'm sooooooowwwyy
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
I won't do it any more
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Please don't flounce
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
wink

18 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
:x :x :x :x
Dam sent them PMs to everyone else too?

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
I'm sooooooowwwyy
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
I won't do it any more
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Please don't flounce
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
wink

Hahahah! :lol:
Your PMs are rubbish anyway! you leave things behind everytime. I keep finding stray items round my inbox ..... ooo-er! :shock: ....... do any of these belong to you???

18 Jun 2005

Quote by little gem
Hahahah! :lol:
Your PMs are rubbish anyway! you leave things behind everytime. I keep finding stray items round my inbox ..... ooo-er! :shock: ....... do any of these belong to you???

You've not found this laying around have you?

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Let me know who this tosser is (by PM) and I'll issue some strong advice!
:roll:

You now have yourself a new full time job lol

18 Jun 2005

Nope, just this ...............

18 Jun 2005

i get pm like this everyday, i usually just delete them. Yesterday i recieved a pm with was crude and unpleasant. sad

:( :(

18 Jun 2005

Quote by little gem

I hope that's a riding crop and not a police telescopic batton. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and Gem, the coffee cup isn't Dammies 'cos I distinctly remember him returning it to a certain bemused and confused girl behind the desk. lol

Cally? What? Oh :doh: you didn't want me posting that on the forum. redface

sorry.

Oh and Morbious' underpants are now on eBay. I never knew people would send you money to keep stuff. confused

:shock:

18 Jun 2005

Quote by HornyRed
i get pm like this everyday, i usually just delete them. Yesterday i recieved a pm with was crude and unpleasant. :( :(

PLEASE - if this happens then let one of us know. We don't want that sort of person on this site.
:twisted:

18 Jun 2005

Quote by easy

I hope that's a riding crop and not a police telescopic batton. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and Gem, the coffee cup isn't Dammies 'cos I distinctly remember him returning it to a certain bemused and confused girl behind the desk. lol

Cally? What? Oh :doh: you didn't want me posting that on the forum. redface

sorry.

Oh and Morbious' underpants are now on eBay. I never knew people would send you money to keep stuff. confused

:shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Deffinately a whip, but police batton.... hmmm..... now there is a thought! :twisted:

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
i get pm like this everyday, i usually just delete them. Yesterday i recieved a pm with was crude and unpleasant. :( :(

PLEASE - if this happens then let one of us know. We don't want that sort of person on this site.
:twisted:
Thanks will do biggrin

:D i have taken my ad off now anyway, but still getting pm. My ad was seeking women not men and i still get confused

:?

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
...if anyone else gets unsolicited PMs then please just let any Mod know.
:x

I get 'em all the time, tsch. (Not including some regulars on the site - you know who you are) However, I've just sent a PM to someone asking about the gorgeous bra they're wearing on their avatar, because I want one of those - is that breaking the rules? I'm one of these people who stop people on the street asking them where they got their handbag, shoes, necklace etc etc...I know what I like. In fact last time I asked a woman in Sunderland Bridges about her gorgeous handbag. She said it was from Harrods. I just drove though safely and 'had a ncie day' .........