Do the kids walk in on you?

7 Aug 2005

Quote by Colts23
no kids yet , so haven't been disturbed :twisted:
but do think some of us may be missing the terrible physcological damage we may be inflicting on kids!!...........I know for one, that many moons ago, the sight of my parents indulging in said acts, prompted a very worrying scream followed by many tears and explanations from parents as to why dad was making mum scream!!
couldn't talk to them about it again till I was about 20!, had to learn the birds and the bees from private after that LOL :twisted:
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

i agree with you and i don't have kids yet..only neighbour who like to knok on my door at midnight to ask for a cup of sugar...

7 Aug 2005

I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!

Quote by Colts23
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:

7 Aug 2005

When my brother and I were teenagers we were allowed to stay up late on Friday nights on our own to watch the Hammer House of Horror films.....I would be hiding my face behind a cushion at the scary bits, my brother would be tormenting me saying "You can look NOW, its ok", and there would be some strange squeaking noises from my mum n dads bedroom right above us. I was convinced they were trying to wind me up too by making scary noises.....it wasn't till I was much older that I realised that a Friday night was their weekly sesh!! When it finally dawned on me I was traumatised that they still did it when they were wrinkly! They were younger than me at the time!! lol
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To go back to the subject of this thread....when Sam and I first started dating we couldn't see much of each other as his teenage kids lived with him. Late one night our telephone conversation started to get steamy, so we both ended up stripping off and getting carried away with ourselves. Bearing in mind that this was about 1am on a school night, so there shouldn't have been anyone about. He was just getting to the crucial stage whilst lying on the couch, heard a noise, opened his eyes and found his 15yo daughter stretching across him to lift her jacket off the back of the couch!!!! Why the hell she didn't just turn and walk back out of the room we will never know!!!
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......then there was another time with his daughter again....in fact, come to think of it EVERY occassion has been his daughter catching us!! I think this will cost us a fortune in counselling fees when she is older!!!! innocent

Mia
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7 Aug 2005

My Kids think once yr over 25 years old yr passed it and shouldnt be doing it. (there both teenagers). If they catch us even kissing daughter goes mad. Cause she says we too old and shouldnt be allowed at our ages . pmsl
We have to wait while there out of the house now. makes it hard on a night time but still do it pmsl. but quietly lol

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7 Aug 2005

Quote by babe1
My Kids think once yr over 25 years old yr passed it and shouldnt be doing it. (there both teenagers). If they catch us even kissing daughter goes mad. Cause she says we too old and shouldnt be allowed at our ages . pmsl
We have to wait while there out of the house now. makes it hard on a night time but still do it pmsl. but quietly lol
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On her 16th birthday, make sure the other kids are out or having sleep overs, and with just you and Mr Babe1 have the noisiest sex you can manage - even if she bursts in and interrupts you, it will be worth it for her reaction ( Over 25's having sex? NOOOOOOOO! Mum and Dad doing it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! )
Yes I have a sick sense of humour, when you meet smoking muff, you will understand ( and sympathise )!

7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
My Kids think once yr over 25 years old yr passed it and shouldnt be doing it. (there both teenagers). If they catch us even kissing daughter goes mad. Cause she says we too old and shouldnt be allowed at our ages . pmsl
We have to wait while there out of the house now. makes it hard on a night time but still do it pmsl. but quietly lol
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Babe1
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On her 16th birthday, make sure the other kids are out or having sleep overs, and with just you and Mr Babe1 have the noisiest sex you can manage - even if she bursts in and interrupts you, it will be worth it for her reaction ( Over 25's having sex? NOOOOOOOO! Mum and Dad doing it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! )
Yes I have a sick sense of humour, when you meet smoking muff, you will understand ( and sympathise )!
Great idea
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only 10 months to wait till shes 16 pmsl
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7 Aug 2005

Glad to be of assistance - and remember when she is vociferous at you two having the temerity to have a sex life at you age (?), just inform her that woment tend to hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Please let me know if her face drops like a lead balloon! kiss

7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Glad to be of assistance - and remember when she is vociferous at you two having the temerity to have a sex life at you age (?), just inform her that woment tend to hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Please let me know if her face drops like a lead balloon!

Must be it then almost in our 40's hehehehehehe
and yes i met u both at the notts munch i think lol
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7 Aug 2005

Quote by babe1
Glad to be of assistance - and remember when she is vociferous at you two having the temerity to have a sex life at you age (?), just inform her that woment tend to hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Please let me know if her face drops like a lead balloon!

Must be it then almost in our 40's hehehehehehe
and yes i met u both at the notts munch i think lol
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I don't know if we were introduced ( sorry can't remember redface

) but I would hope to see you both at Leicester?

7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Glad to be of assistance - and remember when she is vociferous at you two having the temerity to have a sex life at you age (?), just inform her that woment tend to hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Please let me know if her face drops like a lead balloon!

Must be it then almost in our 40's hehehehehehe
and yes i met u both at the notts munch i think lol
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Babe1
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I don't know if we were introduced ( sorry can't remember redface

) but I would hope to see you both at Leicester?
No we wasnt introduced saw a very wobbly pairthat looked a happy pair hehehehe yes see u at Leicester lol
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7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!

7 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!
Thanks Meat, didn't like to say for myself - not really into blowing my own trumpet ( metaphor ), Now if only I could have an extra vertabrae, so I could blow my own trumpet ( not a metaphor ) :lol:

7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!
Thanks Meat, didn't like to say for myself - not really into blowing my own trumpet ( metaphor ), Now if only I could have an extra vertabrae, so I could blow my own trumpet ( not a metaphor ) :lol:
well, you could learn yoga and have some ribs removed, or modify the hoover

7 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!
Thanks Meat, didn't like to say for myself - not really into blowing my own trumpet ( metaphor ), Now if only I could have an extra vertabrae, so I could blow my own trumpet ( not a metaphor ) :lol:
well, you could learn yoga and have some ribs removed, or modify the hoover
YOU ARE SICK, MAN!!!! OMFG, that is so disgusting - how could you even suggest it?!!!!!
Pick up the hoover? What a pervert - I'd be expected to do some cleaning next!!!!! :lol2: :wink:

7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!
Thanks Meat, didn't like to say for myself - not really into blowing my own trumpet ( metaphor ), Now if only I could have an extra vertabrae, so I could blow my own trumpet ( not a metaphor ) :lol:
well, you could learn yoga and have some ribs removed, or modify the hoover
YOU ARE SICK, MAN!!!! OMFG, that is so disgusting - how could you even suggest it?!!!!!
Pick up the hoover? What a pervert - I'd be expected to do some cleaning next!!!!! :lol2: :wink:
for a laff you could always go into curry's on a saturday, find the work experience assisant by the Dyson's and start asking about the no loss of suction, get the hose attachment & examine it and move it towards your tackle while grinning, then ask about the extended warranty.
wonder how fast the spootty little turd will scarper

7 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!
Thanks Meat, didn't like to say for myself - not really into blowing my own trumpet ( metaphor ), Now if only I could have an extra vertabrae, so I could blow my own trumpet ( not a metaphor ) :lol:
well, you could learn yoga and have some ribs removed, or modify the hoover
YOU ARE SICK, MAN!!!! OMFG, that is so disgusting - how could you even suggest it?!!!!!
Pick up the hoover? What a pervert - I'd be expected to do some cleaning next!!!!! :lol2: :wink:
for a laff you could always go into curry's on a saturday, find the work experience assisant by the Dyson's and start asking about the no loss of suction, get the hose attachment & examine it and move it towards your tackle while grinning, then ask about the extended warranty.
wonder how fast the spootty little turd will scarper
That sound like the :twisted: voice of experience - but I refer you to the answer I gave some moments ago, just substitute the word "cleaning" for the word "shopping" - and maybethis time it might sink in that my PC ( and SH ) is my security blanket!!!!

7 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I never walked in on my mum and dad - or even heard them shagging!
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now

So what's my excuse then Freud? wink

:lol:
what excuse jim, your a natural born pervert!!!!
Thanks Meat, didn't like to say for myself - not really into blowing my own trumpet ( metaphor ), Now if only I could have an extra vertabrae, so I could blow my own trumpet ( not a metaphor ) :lol:
well, you could learn yoga and have some ribs removed, or modify the hoover
YOU ARE SICK, MAN!!!! OMFG, that is so disgusting - how could you even suggest it?!!!!!
Pick up the hoover? What a pervert - I'd be expected to do some cleaning next!!!!! :lol2: :wink:
for a laff you could always go into curry's on a saturday, find the work experience assisant by the Dyson's and start asking about the no loss of suction, get the hose attachment & examine it and move it towards your tackle while grinning, then ask about the extended warranty.
wonder how fast the spootty little turd will scarper
That sound like the :twisted: voice of experience - but I refer you to the answer I gave some moments ago, just substitute the word "cleaning" for the word "shopping" - and maybethis time it might sink in that my PC ( and SH ) is my security blanket!!!!
well not experience in that particular discipine, but i do enjoy going into PC World and asking them stupidly technical questions, just for the fun of seeing them struggle to look like PC Guru's, well it whiles away the hours