I'm new to this and have noticed that there are few opportunities for a single straight guy (or am I just looking in the wrong places?) I'm not just after a quick fk and would like to meet mature open minded females not only for sexual encounters but enjoyable experiences. . .I'm turned on by watching ppl have sex but am a bit closed off to the whole man on man bit, , any thoughts any one?
There is a place. the place is here in the cafe. Put your personalty out there. There are lots of guys on this site, but only one you. So be seen as you, not just a guy.
Good luck
Travis
My psychiatrist might disagree about there only being one me but thanks for those kind word's!
There is only one of all of us, but we have many facets. Each to be seen at the right time and by the right person.
you say not looking for a quick shag etc.....yet after one day on the site you are complaining about your lack of opportunities ??? You have also written and sent out 30 quickies in this first evening !!! maybe a little time getting to know people via here and chat room..and a well written PM rather that a quicky might help.
Good things come to those that wait....and bother to put in the effort !!
It would appear that way and I worded it badly as opportunities does sound just like quick shag, I just got the feeling as I stumbled around that it was possibly more limited for a single straight male. I'm certainly not trying to be controversial, just wondered what ppl thought.
I do agree again, I was like a headless chicken. . but in my own defense i had not a clue what I was doing. . Contacted all and sundry!!
How do I go about getting rid of all those rather desperate twitters..or whispers..or what ever they are. . As for the going to the party Kff . your a braver man than moi!
Fear is my middle name! but who knows this may be a growth spurt(that awful word again)for me. . . time will tell. . oh and thank,s for the info re: over eagerness!
Have you all met each other!
Well I wait with bated breath to find out what will happen later on. . Bated breath!
We actually live on a commune in North Hertfordshire. Half of us use the PC's and the other half pedal like buggery on the bicycles to power them.
Still, its easy to be confused, I thought a Wireless Router was a solar powered dildo until recently.
The best way to get lots of sex is to hang around with me for a bit. I'm quite engaging and charming at times and when it comes to the sex bit, the ladies usually say "Oh that was so funny Rez, but shut up and now can we f*ck your better looking friend instead?"
Last time, old Quasimodo was very appreciative. So was the lady. He had a whopping bellend.
Just don't appear desperate. I've tried that and it doesn't work. Neither does composing begging letters, crap poetry, dribbling incessantly over profiles and heavy breathing in the chat rooms doesn't win you much favour either (well apart from Witchy and she doesn't count cos she's a Doctor of French letters and just thinks you have asthma). Don't think of this place as a brothel, more a pub. And you'd look very foolish going the pub with your member in your hand wouldn't you? Well most of the time you would. And I should know.
If you really want to whet the ladies appetite here is my advice.
1. Have a LARGE one. The bigger the better within reason. Let's just say if you can use it as a rolling pin when making a loaf, you'll be quids in. (Just wash it afterwards, Homepride isn't good as lube)
2. Be Bi. It seems to tickle the fancy of a fair few ladies on here, not to mention the fellas too.
3. Look like Adonis. Not strictly necessary, especially if you have any of the two above but the phwoar factor does help.
4. Have a personality and sense of humour. This is where my claim usually falls to the ground beating its breast about how unfair life can be.
Best of luck with your sexual rummagings.
El Rez, Love Guru to the Stars and part time human dildo.
(PS. I won't have a bad word said about DG's arse. That has kept me company on many a lonely night, just watch it when she has the battered sprouts...)
it's not the frequency of consumption, it's the duration of the after effects
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