Quote by Vix
Pineapples are evil and should be illegal.
Oh yes
definitely.Although I have known it to taste strawberryish
Jas
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Does your cum taste of pineapples?
Sex God
Iv'e just eaten the families Parakeet in a stew and whilst it's made no discernable difference to the taste according to mrs davej she is fairly convinced that as she went down on it she heard me dick say............awk!..shut that door!.....shut that door!...... there's a draft!..awk!
Quote by davej
Iv'e just eaten the families Parakeet in a stew and whilst it's made no discernable difference to the taste according to mrs davej she is fairly convinced that as she went down on it she heard me dick say............shut that door!.....shut that door!...... there's a draft!
What are you like.......what are you like...what are you like.............. what are you like!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: bloody hell dave what did you eat before i tasted you 
:roll: Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Iv'e just eaten the families Parakeet in a stew and whilst it's made no discernable difference to the taste according to mrs davej she is fairly convinced that as she went down on it she heard me dick say............shut that door!.....shut that door!...... there's a draft!
What are you like.......what are you like...what are you like.............. what are you like!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: bloody hell dave what did you eat before i tasted you :roll:eeerm I was just trying to give you a nostalgia rush back to your teenage years debbs, so I drank a bottle of Brut 55 after shave whilst whistling 'The Sweets Wig Wam Bam'
gives a whole new meaning to "splash it all over".........it's a subliminal thing. Quote by polly40
So, if eating pineapple makes your cum taste of pineapple, why do some mens dicks taste of cheese????? Is this the same sort of thing????
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..with the addition of a little sweetcorn..you could have a delicious 'dick pizza'..uughhh! :evil2:
We could have come tasting evenings, hosted by Jilly Goulden.....
"Hmm, has a hint of pineapple...... a very tangy taste, plenty of texture....... a very musky smell, very aged.......... with just a hint of cheese......... Hmm...... Yesss"
Or a guess that come event with participants in blindfolds
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You lot are sick bastards, sick but funny :lol2:
I can honestly say I have never thought about taste, I just swallow it
Will try harder next time, honest
Dawn
tell you the truth Dawn............. me too............. i don't go swishing it around me mouth and having a chew on it.......... especially if its lumpy!
Tis abit like swallowing osters!.............just slides down lovey with out tasting it :roll:
Quote by Debbiewebs
You lot are sick bastards, sick but funny :lol2:
I can honestly say I have never thought about taste, I just swallow it
Will try harder next time, honest
Dawn
tell you the truth Dawn............. me too............. i don't go swishing it around me mouth and having a chew on it.......... especially if its lumpy!
Tis abit like swallowing osters!.............just slides down lovey with out tasting it :roll:
:twisted:
lumpy..........chewy
put s down macaroni cheese
blughhhhhhhhhhhhh
Quote by bigDewi69
We could have come tasting evenings, hosted by Jilly Goulden.....
"Hmm, has a hint of pineapple...... a very tangy taste, plenty of texture....... a very musky smell, very aged.......... with just a hint of cheese......... Hmm...... Yesss"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh BTW - write it down quick, flesh it out to half an hour's worth of tv, then post it off to Channel 5, then sit back and wait for the acceptence letter to arrive, followed swiftly by a fat cheque!!! Drinks are on you Dewi
