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This is so that sheddy's quite helpful thread doesn't get bogged down with all the stupid question asked as well as the sensible ones.
:yinyang: Balance, key to life.
H.x
kiss Isn't she lovely biggrin
Thanks :D
So is this where we can come and ask stupid dum ass questions?
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So is this where we can come and ask stupid dum ass questions?

Ooh great biggrin
Peanuts :shock:
Where are the nuts in peas confused
You called ?
well i always wanted to know how you got the ship in the bottle?
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You called ?

Are you smooth or crunchy confused
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well i always wanted to know how you got the ship in the bottle?

The body of the ship goes through and the sails are hinged so that they can be pulled up when the ship is in the bottle... My Question.. If we are put on this earth to help others then what are the others here for ?
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well i always wanted to know how you got the ship in the bottle?

Thats little people build them inside the bottle I thought everyone knew that biggrin
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My Question.. If we are put on this earth to help others then what are the others here for ?

To post on a swinging web site.
My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell confused
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My Question.. If we are put on this earth to help others then what are the others here for ?

To post on a swinging web site.
My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell confused
Isn't that good that it doen't smell :?
Don't want a smelly house do you rolleyes
Quote by Devon1
Isn't that good that it doen't smell confused
Don't want a smelly house do you rolleyes

Yes I did :eeek:
I didn't spend 99p for pack of three for nothing you know :roll:
:lol2:
My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell confused
bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Isn't that good that it doen't smell confused
Don't want a smelly house do you rolleyes

Yes I did :eeek:
I didn't spend 99p for pack of three for nothing you know :roll:
:lol2:
Not coming round yours then :shock:
stinky lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Devon1
Isn't that good that it doen't smell confused
Don't want a smelly house do you rolleyes

Yes I did :eeek:
I didn't spend 99p for pack of three for nothing you know :roll:
:lol2:
Not coming round yours then :shock:
stinky lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wasn't asking you anyway :rude:
Off to light another candle :roll: bolt
What time is it?
greenwich mean time
H.x
Chico time :scared:
Chico Time......... Oooerr!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell confused

Because you are using the wrong candles rolleyes
You need a wax tart burner :smug:
Why are Dawn's farts so loud?? :?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Isn't that good that it doen't smell confused
Don't want a smelly house do you rolleyes

Yes I did :eeek:
I didn't spend 99p for pack of three for nothing you know :roll:
:lol2:


We don't notice familiar smells the same as a baker can't smell bakeing bread. So prehaps you, your family and your home already smell like fragrent candles :smug:
Failing that the explination is, for fooks sake you spend 99p on 3 candles your lucky they burn let alone smell nice :shock:
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greenwich mean time
H.x

Actually isn't it BST now? innocent
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Why are Dawn's farts so loud?? confused

Because they can :giggle:
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We don't notice familiar smells the same as a baker can't smell bakeing bread. So prehaps you, your family and your home already smell like fragrent candles :smug:
Failing that the explination is, for fooks sake you spend 99p on 3 candles your lucky they burn let alone smell nice :shock:

Awwwwwww what a lovely reply :smug:
Would you like to come round and smell my non smelling extremely cheap candles sometime :rascal:
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greenwich mean time
H.x

Actually isn't it BST now? innocent
I stand corrected, I'll be back in an hour.
H.x
Quote by Dawn_Mids


We don't notice familiar smells the same as a baker can't smell bakeing bread. So prehaps you, your family and your home already smell like fragrent candles :smug:
Failing that the explination is, for fooks sake you spend 99p on 3 candles your lucky they burn let alone smell nice :shock:

Awwwwwww what a lovely reply :smug:
Would you like to come round and smell my non smelling extremely cheap candles sometime :rascal:
I thought you'd never ask lol I'm on my way bolt
Why is it threads get hijacked?
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greenwich mean time
H.x

Actually isn't it BST now? innocent
I stand corrected, I'll be back in an hour.
H.x
err actually.... you should have been here an ago...
would you like us to come back in an hour?
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greenwich mean time
H.x

Actually isn't it BST now? innocent
I stand corrected, I'll be back in an hour.
H.x
err actually.... you should have been here an ago...
would you like us to come back in an hour?
If you wouldn't mind. An hour to kill..........
Scrabble anyone?
H.x
Does this mean I have to wait an hour?