Evng all.....

16 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Who the eff is this Jeff geeza???

Exactly DB, kind of restricts who I can shag confused

what missy? you have to be called jeff? bugger! you can call me jeff if it helps? i'm easy me! call me owt you like? you can even practice your swearing hows that? don't mind that! i'm rubbish at it as well, maybe you could give me some tips? redface

n x x x ;)
You need help son!!!
It seems you have a mulitpule personality disorder.
First you want to be called Jeff What the fuck for I don't know.
Then you want to be called Easy, wait till he finds out . He won't be hppy at all.
If that's not all you need yet another name, Owt you like. what's that all about ffs(tm neil).
Then to top it off, is the best one yet. I'm Rubbish. At last you speak the truth.
Anyone got the telephone number of a good shrink :?:
I think neil needs it.

16 Oct 2004

Ah ah!
No just stuck in this shithole.
London that any better me old china?

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy

Chav-Ned,townie.
Dress code:Baseball cap(Burberry preferred) Adidas top.
Personality:None
Job: None
Reason to exist:To annoy the fuck out of everyone else.
Do google :Chavscum

Aaaaaaaaaaaahh - like an ARSE then?
I can't Google. I've got 6 boxes already ffs
You're gettting the idea DB. rotflmao

aka charver, mush, cho etc etc. as in "cushty cho! hows it hangin' charver. easy geeze. fancy doin' some burglin' mush!" like that. it's a scally thing.
neil x x x x ;)

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
Ah ah!
No just stuck in this shithole.
London that any better me old china?

Fuck me no

16 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
Ah ah!
No just stuck in this shithole.
London that any better me old china?

Fuck me no
rotflmao

16 Oct 2004

I was just about to admit that MkI was an Essex girl.
Complete with spray on Col Wilma Dearing trousers and white stilletos.
I kid you not.
(Early 80's)

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Missy
Awwww Neil hunny
From now on I shall call you Neiljeff and you shall be my jeff, my jeff you shall be
I shall hug you and squeeze you and feed you sweets and call you jeff

woo hoo! ((( tm Misschief 2004! )))
hang on lads i've pulled 'ere! :bounce:
so missy? what kind of sweets? can get a charver to rob thorntons for them expensive ones if you like? continental was it? biggrin

Quote by lil_bunny
lol that's a charva here
Big fringes, huge gold earrings and gold necklaces with clowns on them etc
don't forget the burberry socks too

bluddy 'ell lil_bunny! that's the lasses down here yer know? i thought the NE was rough! the blokes don't wear that lot do they? pah! soft as shite!
neil x x x x ;)

16 Oct 2004

Oh FFS (tm neilinleeds) our man lazyeeboy is right with bollocks being a swear word. Bollox is summat crazy and good. It's Bollox innit?!!! Same as Tits!! Who pissed me ?/ Bollox or is it Bollocks?
I rest my inebriated case!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Oh FFS (tm neilinleeds) our man lazyeeboy is right with bollocks being a swear word. Bollox is summat crazy and good. It's Bollox innit?!!! Same as Tits!! Who pissed me ?/ Bollox or is it Bollocks?
I rest my inebriated case!!

He's here look - Wanders in, pissed as one of CA's bandicoots at half eleven - causing bother look you

16 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
He's here look - Wanders in, pissed as one of CA's bandicoots at half eleven - causing bother look you

This coming from Mister teetotal?? rotflmao

Oh you forget the olden days when I followed you around the the Cafe keeping you upright as you lurched from thread to thread :lol2:
Misschief - <wanders off with thoughts of pots and black kettles lol

>

16 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
He's here look - Wanders in, pissed as one of CA's bandicoots at half eleven - causing bother look you

This coming from Mister teetotal?? rotflmao

Oh you forget the olden days when I followed you around the the Cafe keeping you upright as you lurched from thread to thread :lol2:
Misschief - <wanders off with thoughts of pots and black kettles lol

>
I refer the 'onerable Lady to the answer I gave a short time ago.
(I'll go have a look for it)

16 Oct 2004

Found it
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24031.html