...just musing.
Swear most adaptable and descriptive
may I start with:
Bollocks.
As in "that dinner was the bollocks."
Discuss
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Quote by Lazeeboy
Ok another use:
"that's complete bollocks"
Er am I on my own here?
<<< tuts >>>
lazeeboy? far be it from me to correct you, but you've been here long enough now to know that the preferred spelling, is bollox! as in "that was complete bollox". uttershite's quite a good one for here too mate!
n x x x :P
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lazeeboy!
twat!
n x x x :P
Quote by Lazeeboy
...just musing.
Swear most adaptable and descriptive
may I start with:
Bollocks.
As in "that dinner was the bollocks."
Discuss
Just sidetracking from adaptable and descriptive.
When I was daaaarrn soufff I just couldn't feel intimidated when some geeeeza called me a fakin baaaaaaaaaaaarsted
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Quote by dambuster
...just musing.
Swear most adaptable and descriptive
may I start with:
Bollocks.
As in "that dinner was the bollocks."
Discuss
Just sidetracking from adaptable and descriptive.
When I was daaaarrn soufff I just couldn't feel intimidated when some geeeeza called me a fakin baaaaaaaaaaaarsted
i know dambuster. it's just wrong with long aaaaaaaaaaa's ain't it. it's gotta be bastard, like really quick. none of this poncy southern bbbaaaarrrrsteward. it's just not scary wiv a cockerney accent! they can't even get fuck right, and how easy's that? fuck! like that! it's only 4 letters FFS. sounds like the longest word in the dictionary the way they say it!
my fav all time swearword is that one, you know the one were not allowed to say, starts with C. as in "you fuckin' C i'm gonna kill yer!" it just has that ring!
neil x x x ;)
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that dinner was the bollocks.................compliment
dinner? bollocks!.........................question and answer
bollocks to the dinner........................the dinner got burnt
that dinners bollocks.......................an instruction to do better
bollocks to yer dinner.....................she aint happy
i will make dinner outa your bollocks.......she is definately unhappy
dinner! bollocks to you.....................she's just walked out
baaaastards!
dinner? bollocks!.........................question and answer
bollocks to the dinner........................the dinner got burnt
that dinners bollocks.......................an instruction to do better
bollocks to yer dinner.....................she aint happy
i will make dinner outa your bollocks.......she is definately unhappy
dinner! bollocks to you.....................she's just walked out
baaaastards!
Not really big on swearing, it just sounds so stupid when I do it. 
Although do tend to drop a few bluddys in here and there (and only spelt that way cos then it's not proper swearing, and therefore don't get that imaginary 'parent tutting' in my head :shock: )
Mind you, I have thrown a few effs and jeffs around in more secluded places :lol2: :twisted:
Although do tend to drop a few bluddys in here and there (and only spelt that way cos then it's not proper swearing, and therefore don't get that imaginary 'parent tutting' in my head :shock: )Mind you, I have thrown a few effs and jeffs around in more secluded places :lol2: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
And that's another thing.
How can "cant" scare anybody??
Essex chav speeek:
Fack off yoo caaaant!Jammin?
And wtf ISa chav.
Chav-Ned,townie.
Dress code:Baseball cap(Burberry preferred) Adidas top.
Personality:None
Job: None
Reason to exist:To annoy the fuck out of everyone else.
Do google :Chavscum
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Who the eff is this Jeff geeza???
Exactly DB, kind of restricts who I can shag
what missy? you have to be called jeff? bugger! you can call me jeff if it helps? i'm easy me! call me owt you like? you can even practice your swearing hows that? don't mind that! i'm rubbish at it as well, maybe you could give me some tips?
n x x x ;)
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lol that's a charva here
Big fringes, huge gold earrings and gold necklaces with clowns on them etc
don't forget the burberry socks too
Big fringes, huge gold earrings and gold necklaces with clowns on them etc
don't forget the burberry socks too
Quote by dambuster
Chav-Ned,townie.
Dress code:Baseball cap(Burberry preferred) Adidas top.
Personality:None
Job: None
Reason to exist:To annoy the fuck out of everyone else.
Do google :Chavscum
Aaaaaaaaaaaahh - like an ARSE then?
I can't Google. I've got 6 boxes already ffs
You're gettting the idea DB.
Quote by neilinleeds
what missy? you have to be called jeff? bugger! you can call me jeff if it helps? i'm easy me! call me owt you like? you can even practice your swearing hows that? don't mind that! i'm rubbish at it as well, maybe you could give me some tips?
Awwww Neil hunny
Quote by Lil_Bunny
lol that's a charva here
That's a dry white wine here! :shock:
