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Fancy dress at the Leicester munch

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Quote by Happy Cats

Hornyred, you are a very lucky lady! u see, that hat is not just a cow-boy hat,oh no! that hat is magic, it can turn the most useless,incompedent, sexual virgin .........
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Postie, Postie!.....................POSTIE!
This is what you have been looking for!
Only 'cos you are waiting for him to say..."What'd you get that for me for? I don't f*cking need it - here take it back." At which point, you will glue it to your head.
Not a bad idea, maybe you won't be so bleedin' miserable!
What you wheezin on about?
NMCB to you!
Ok, I understand the MCB, but what is the N for? Mr. Reiging BOFC-BOB Champ? flipa
Its for Not, as in, Not a miser.......... I cant bring myself to say the rest of it! The only way you'll have the word not near MCB, is " Not a bleeding cat in Hell's chance of changing that name".....unless you fancy taking your chances with BOFC-BOB? :angel: :gagged:
Quote by Happy Cats

Hornyred, you are a very lucky lady! u see, that hat is not just a cow-boy hat,oh no! that hat is magic, it can turn the most useless,incompedent, sexual virgin .........
:

Postie, Postie!.....................POSTIE!
This is what you have been looking for!
Only 'cos you are waiting for him to say..."What'd you get that for me for? I don't f*cking need it - here take it back." At which point, you will glue it to your head.
Not a bad idea, maybe you won't be so bleedin' miserable!
What you wheezin on about?
NMCB to you!
Ok, I understand the MCB, but what is the N for? Mr. Reiging BOFC-BOB Champ? flipa
Its for Not, as in, Not a miser.......... I cant bring myself to say the rest of it!
I can vouch for this. He definitely isn't a miser, I've never had anyone repay a debt so promptly!!
Quote by HornyRed

Hornyred, you are a very lucky lady! u see, that hat is not just a cow-boy hat,oh no! that hat is magic, it can turn the most useless,incompedent, sexual virgin into a wild sex stallion who will do everything to please and will rock your world just by wearing that hat!
so have fun hun wink i know its in good hands.
:wink:

Always a lucky lady :wink: looks like your hat will be a permanent fixture on me :rascal: :rascal:
I will enjoy until i have to give it back to you rolleyes bolt
catch me first :bolt:
oooo Red gives us it ................. go on please worship
No way flipa
Just realised :shock: :shock: Happy cats sticker "diseased" is on chief moo hat :eeek:
OMG!! :shock: and to think at one point i had it me hands!