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I'm sure you you're not the type of people who would ever forget something as important as catching a plane or anything like that, but just in case you should get distracted... completely out of character obviously, but you know, just in case that's all, could I just remind you, not that you would ever need a reminder of course, just thought I'd mention, unnecessarily because it goes without saying that you're not forgetful people in any way, could I just suggest, merely as a bit of totally un-needed extra security...
BOOK AN ALARM CALL!
;)
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I can see the list now
Passports ... check
Tickets .... check
Money ..... check
Chatroom Ban ... check
ALARM CALL .... CHECK
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
We are using our mobiles as alarm clocks and are gonna put them far enough away from the bed ........... that we actually have to get up to switch them off !!!
and IcePie ............. thanx for the reminder but NO ................ we'd never do anything like that ! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
We are using our mobiles as alarm clocks and are gonna put them far enough away from the bed ...........

........ that you won't hear them? :rotflmao:
And exactly what is so funny about missing your flight?
Huh?
Huh?!
Awww poor you .
But i did nearly the same thing didnt miss the flight but over slept didnt wake up till the aranged taxi driver was banging on the door omg we just made it in time lol
Quote by Vix
And exactly what is so funny about missing your flight?
Huh?
Huh?!

Nothing... nothing at all
*sniggers*
It wasn't so much missing the flight, as having to spend four hours in Bristol Airport, waiting for the next one. Mind you, at least I wasn't in Glasgow three hours early for my meeting, as I would have been, had I caught the first flight.
Owww!
I laughed violently at the first post, cricked my neck and it spasmed!!!
Damn all you funny people!!!!! :twisted:
lol............. it wasnt funny at all at when we woke up.................... or at 8am when we rebooked the seats at a costs of £104 ............. but as the day has gone on ......... it has got funnier and funnier ................ thanx to all of you !!!
Haven't laughed at the forum this much .............. for ages !!
Thanx to everyone for the posts and the PM's !!!!!
Right off to bed in a minute ............... we have a plane to catch lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Vix
It wasn't so much missing the flight, as having to spend four hours in Bristol Airport, waiting for the next one. Mind you, at least I wasn't in Glasgow three hours early for my meeting, as I would have been, had I caught the first flight.

Lucky escape there Vix, you really don't want to spend more time than is totally necessary in Glasgow. bolt Quickly does a runner before any of the Weegies see this comment.
Right then folks, here's the book:
Alarm doesn't work... 5/1
Alarm works but they sleep through it... 7/2
Alarm doesn't work but they wake up anyway... 3/1
They get up, have breakfast, go back to bed for a shag, fall asleep and miss the plane... Evens.
:lol2:
Quote by Edin BBW
Lucky escape there Vix, you really don't want to spend more time than is totally necessary in Glasgow. bolt Quickly does a runner before any of the Weegies see this comment.

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :kick: :sparring: duel
TOO LATE !!!!!! wink
Fee
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I love Glasgow. It's full of long haired men and big breasted women!
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Lucky escape there Vix, you really don't want to spend more time than is totally necessary in Glasgow. bolt Quickly does a runner before any of the Weegies see this comment.

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :kick: :sparring: duel
TOO LATE !!!!!! wink
Fee
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Pants, I'm in trouble now. :duel: :sparring: :duel: :sparring:
Quote by Ice Pie
Right then folks, here's the book:
Alarm doesn't work... 5/1
Alarm works but they sleep through it... 7/2
Alarm doesn't work but they wake up anyway... 3/1
They get up, have breakfast, go back to bed for a shag, fall asleep and miss the plane... Evens.
:lol2:

IcePie ................ if we miss the plane again its your fault !!!!
Cant go to bed now ... because we are awaiting your next daft post lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Right then folks, here's the book:
Alarm doesn't work... 5/1
Alarm works but they sleep through it... 7/2
Alarm doesn't work but they wake up anyway... 3/1
They get up, have breakfast, go back to bed for a shag, fall asleep and miss the plane... Evens.
:lol2:

I'll have 5 goldfish on Alarm works but they sleep through it please Ice rotflmao
Shireen
xxx
Quote by blonde
Right then folks, here's the book:
Alarm doesn't work... 5/1
Alarm works but they sleep through it... 7/2
Alarm doesn't work but they wake up anyway... 3/1
They get up, have breakfast, go back to bed for a shag, fall asleep and miss the plane... Evens.
:lol2:

IcePie ................ if we miss the plane again its your fault !!!!
Cant go to bed now ... because we are awaiting your next daft post lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Do you mind if I finish? mad
Anyway... as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted...
...They get up, have breakfast, go back to bed for a shag, fall asleep and miss the plane... Evens.
They miss the plane because they stay up late waiting for my next daft post... 2/1 ON
4/1 bar these. :twisted:
Why doesn't someone ring Blonde and Steveg on the hour every hour so they can't fall into a deep sleep so they will still be able to hear the alarms dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Why doesn't someone ring Blonde and Steveg on the hour every hour so they can't fall into a deep sleep so they will still be able to hear the alarms dunno

Hey you aren't as daft as you look Dawn lol :thumbup:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Right then folks, here's the book:
Alarm doesn't work... 5/1
Alarm works but they sleep through it... 7/2
Alarm doesn't work but they wake up anyway... 3/1
They get up, have breakfast, go back to bed for a shag, fall asleep and miss the plane... Evens.
:lol2:

I'll have 5 goldfish on Alarm works but they sleep through it please Ice rotflmao
Shireen
xxx
Ooooh, rich punter... I'll have to get my runner Mr McCrirrick to cover that one.
My sides are aching !!!!! stop it lol
You are all mad !!! totally completely mad !!!
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Sarah

No No No .......... not sleeping in a single bed lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just been kicked outta the chatroom .......... so it must be time for bed !!!
C ya all when we get back !!
Take care
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Just been kicked outta the chatroom .......... so it must be time for bed !!!
C ya all when we get back !!
Take care
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Cya tomorrow then... looking forward to hearing all about how you didn't want the feckin plane anyway etc etc lol
Quote by blonde
Just been kicked outta the chatroom .......... so it must be time for bed !!!
C ya all when we get back !!
Take care
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That was almost half an hour ago and I can still see you in the cafe!! Go to bed!!! smackbottom
**goes off to find steveg and blonde's phone numbers to ring them both at 3am
Quote by Angel Chat
**goes off to find steveg and blonde's phone numbers to ring them both at 3am

Like you'll be awake at that time... :P (yes thatis a challenge).
Quote by Angel Chat
Just been kicked outta the chatroom .......... so it must be time for bed !!!
C ya all when we get back !!
Take care
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That was almost half an hour ago and I can still see you in the cafe!! Go to bed!!! smackbottom
**goes off to find steveg and blonde's phone numbers to ring them both at 3am
lol lol lol kiss U r not wrong !!!! its this place its addictive !!!
Thanx for the reminder ......... bed time ! :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sam if you post again then I will deactivate your account - now go get some sleep!!!!