farting

17 Feb 2005

having had a long chat with the new to u mrgenhertscpl tonite i have found that he has 1 major problem with mrsgenhertscpl is her persistan farting followed by the claim
'it was me'
this is true as i have witnessed and smelt this behaviour a good number of times on my visit
do any of you other men have this problem

17 Feb 2005

Quote by leprechaun
having had a long chat with the new to u mrgenhertscpl tonite i have found that he has 1 major problem with mrsgenhertscpl is her persistan farting followed by the claim
'it was me'
this is true as i have witnessed and smelt this behaviour a good number of times on my visit
do any of you other men have this problem

i hope not!
Its the biggest turn off for me!!!

17 Feb 2005

THATS JUST A VICIOUS RUMOUR!! :eeek:
For a start im a lady and do ladies things (not farting!!)
And
I also talk too much so dont build up enough back pressure!! :angel: :smug:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
I also talk too much so dont build up enough back pressure!! :angel: :smug:

so it true both ends of u are always open
i though mrgenherts was kinky wearing that gasmask and ear plugs but it is needed

17 Feb 2005

Quote by leprechaun
I also talk too much so dont build up enough back pressure!! :angel: :smug:

so it true both ends of u are always open
i though mrgenherts was kinky wearing that gasmask and ear plugs but it is needed
Oii, stop attention seeking and go back to counting yr pot of gold! People will start believing you soon!! confused

:shock:
ps. ty for making me laugh tonight thou kiss

much needed xx

18 Feb 2005

MARK
Farting post - go get Helen. lol

lhk
Kat
P.S.
By way of explanation for the above:
Mark, Helen, and farting fun

18 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
MARK
Farting post - go get Helen.
lhk
Kat

ooooo no please dont tell me!.................... Mark dont fart ...........but Helen Does ................. :doh: :shock: :shock:
HELEN........Debs wants words!............now

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Mark
Mark, Helen, and farting fun

Trust you!!! :giggle:
Mark!..........please tell me you dont worship

not in company at least! :shock: :shock:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Mark!..........please tell me you dont not in company at least! :shock: :shock:

Debs,
I assure you he does lol

GREAT BIG RIP ROARING ONES :lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Mark
Mark!..........please tell me you dont not in company at least! :shock: :shock:

You'd prefer them all to yourself in private perhaps? It takes all sorts I guess... dunno

No i dont!...but i love the smell of me own under the duvay cover redface

ops:
and if you like i will share yours! wink

OMG what am i saying here :doh:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Kit
Mark!..........please tell me you dont not in company at least! :shock: :shock:

Debs,
I assure you he does lol

GREAT BIG RIP ROARING ONES :lol: :lol: :lol:
I no not those that lift the duvay cover up :shock: :shock:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Kit
Mark!..........please tell me you dont not in company at least! :shock: :shock:

Debs,
I assure you he does lol

GREAT BIG RIP ROARING ONES :lol: :lol: :lol:
And there I was thinking Kit was a really quiet, genteel type person :shock:
Bet she farts and all!! :giggle: :giggle:

18 Feb 2005

I suppose it would surprise you to learn that there are men out there seeking fart torture... yes... they do! Give them a head lock with your legs, cover them with the duvet and let the fun begin! lol

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
I suppose it would surprise you to learn that there are men out there seeking fart torture... yes... they do! Give them a head lock with your legs, cover them with the duvet and let the fun begin!

:shock: :uhoh: :uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh:

18 Feb 2005

With 3 sons and a husband i get to hear those "playful tunes" all the time....especially from my 7 yr old who thinks he,s just invented it rolleyes

but if i do it by accident ( honest ) they look at me in discust and say MUM !!!!! :roll: redface

18 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyann57
With 3 sons and a husband i get to hear those "playful tunes" all the time....especially from my 7 yr old who thinks he,s just invented it but if i do it by accident ( honest ) they look at me in discust and say MUM !!!!! :roll:

Exactly the same in our house. Mr NWC could represent Great Britain in the farting olympics and would win gold everytime, but let me let a little 'perp' out accidently, and that is it, I never get to hear the end of it!

18 Feb 2005

:giggle Glad i,m not on my own then !! :giggle:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
I suppose it would surprise you to learn that there are men out there seeking fart torture... yes... they do! Give them a head lock with your legs, cover them with the duvet and let the fun begin!

Tania dear, in this crazy, mixed up, nutty world we live in, nothing surprises me any more... :shock:

18 Feb 2005

Well I guess if you truly love somebody, you love every bit of them and their behaviour.

18 Feb 2005

PSSST: Timmy, Marmalaid.... none of us mention the finger pulling contest from the other week, ok? Please especially don't mention that I won. Cheers boys. As you were.

18 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Well I guess if you truly love somebody, you love every bit of them and their behaviour.

Well you guessed wrong! I`ve been with the bugger for 17 years, and I swear to god if that bloke squidges his eyeballs once more whilst I`m trying to talk to him, I`m scooping them out with a rusty spoon! evil

Venusxxx

18 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Well I guess if you truly love somebody, you love every bit of them and their behaviour.

Well you guessed wrong! I`ve been with the bugger for 17 years, and I swear to god if that bloke squidges his eyeballs once more whilst I`m trying to talk to him, I`m scooping them out with a rusty spoon! evil

Venusxxx
Do you have a rusty spoon?

18 Feb 2005

No, but I`m not a monster Vix. He`ll be able to get a head start whilst I`m trying to find one. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

18 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
No, but I`m not a monster Vix. He`ll be able to get a head start whilst I`m trying to find one. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Wanna borrow one?

18 Feb 2005

By giving me access to one quickly, I`m assuming that you are, in fact, a monster! :twisted:
Venusxxx

18 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
By giving me access to one quickly, I`m assuming that you are, in fact, a monster! :twisted:
Venusxxx

Venus~
Perhaps she just wants me bollox to have some company on their next outing. :P
~Reese! surprised

20 Feb 2005

yes i have just let 1 of my top ten smelly farts of all time lol

20 Feb 2005

Ooof just so honest Lep!
Endearing quality honesty.... albeit stinky!
Cathy x
(Aint that farting under the covers thing called 'dutch ovens?')

20 Feb 2005

For gods sake, no one light up! rolleyes

20 Feb 2005

Malborough back in pack .....
Waftin waftin waftin
Cathy x