Fat Arse! ME????

2 Oct 2005

Hi All,
I am new to all this but have decided to share this rather long story of my first experiences with this site......Are you sitting comfortably? I will begin.......
I posted an add a little while ago...I was (and still am) unsure, uncertain, where all this was going to take me and so I started on my jounery of descovery. I was hit by well over 300 replies within the first couple of weeks and have not had time to read them all let alone reply..........
I have meet a few. Meeting guys in itself has been an interesting experience...Thats when they decide to turn up.............and i have had every excuse under the sun for guys NOT to meet from.......gone shopping......decided to go swimming....the Pope has died....my wife has withdrawn permission........
Then the ones that have turned up .....What can I say???..........Interesting............Some, I wonder exactly when the photo of themselves was taken and when one guy turned up with his "baby", his whippet(dog), in the car...well...I ask you????
But there have been a few encounters, which have been great fun..............
I have been plauged though, by guys wanting to get out of my house the instant they have cum and I have been thinking about setting up a "Top Gear" score chart as to whome is the quickest to cum and go.
It all culminated with one guy (that I had met before,) turning up at my house. We had a great time for about 20 mins, infact we broke the kitchen table....... That did bring a halt to the proceedings and I put the kettle on. He went out to the car to "have a fag".............and.........then........WENT HOME!!!!!!........No "goodbye" No "thanks, I will see ya"............NOTHING!!!!! I was left there, expecting a full night of passion and just ended up with a full kettle!!!
That was when I put the PPS on my add saying "no fuck and goes please". The mod to my add cause another wave of email, most of which that I havnt had chance to read, but those I have, have mostly been very nice. BUT!!!!!!! I have just had one tonight, which has promted me to tell you all, which said.............. "You should take up jogging and if I didnt have such a big arse, guys wouldnt just fuck and go".............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........I cant believe it!!!! My ass has been admired by many!!! Whats all this about then???? Should i lose 5 stone and become a twig????
EEEEKKKKKKK!!!!
Jx

2 Oct 2005

Oh, hello there.

2 Oct 2005

Hummmmmmm prettypants what can i say :shock: .
welcome to the mad mad world of swinging lol

2 Oct 2005

if you think weight build is an issue... have a read of this...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/28547.html
i honestly use to think like that but i don't anymore.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

2 Oct 2005

oohhhhhhhhhhhhh, so not fair :therethere: :therethere:
hugs to you sweetie
xxxxxxxxx

2 Oct 2005

Hi - show me a pic of your arse...and I'll give you my 2 penneth worth..... wink

CheekyChimp..... cool

2 Oct 2005

In addition to "Fat Arse" story...I am a size 14...

2 Oct 2005

Sounds like you've just been unlucky in your encounters PP. Just ignore them, as long as you are happy in yourself, and be more choosy in the future

2 Oct 2005

Pretty pants wink

Just ignore all remarks.
I got a few PMs last night, with insulting remarks.
Best to inform a mod, i did :wink:
H, red x

2 Oct 2005

But where is your add???
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
In addition to "Fat Arse" story...I am a size 14...

Ah - I've been learning about this.
14's not huge !
Sounds like just a nice handfull hump

(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier wink

)

2 Oct 2005

Hmmm... well shag and go is really bad etiquete... do feel sorry for you hun, that does suck.
Piece of advice for anyone considering fuck and run: You won't get invited back again if you don't at least hang round and have a cup of tea afterwards!!!.... nuff said really.... you must of had a string of shit blokes tho... most people should at least be able to do you twice!!
I think the bloke that broke your table might have been worried you were upset and did a runner for that reason.
There are lots of great blokes on the forums... and probably elsewhere too... suggest you hang round a bit... work out who you like... and weed out all the unsuitables... granted your inundated with offers... but most crappy blokes usually write crappy e-mails, if that helps with the filtering.
BTW if you showed me your arse... I am quite sure I wouldn't do a runner! .. good luck!

2 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:

2 Oct 2005

Moderator magic !!!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
worship

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
sad

:( I wanted to do that :(

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
sad

:( I wanted to do that :(
I'm sorry Kit kiss

Do you want me to split the thread up again so you can merge dunno

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
sad

:( I wanted to do that :(
:therethere:
Next time I'm gonna get gpfo in the house, wander round pissed and lost, posting in the wrong threads - I'll call for you to hold my hand and move me around.
(Missy might be able to remember having to do that for me a while ago redface

)

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
sad

:( I wanted to do that :(
I'm sorry Kit kiss

Do you want me to split the thread up again so you can merge dunno

Can I watch the "merge"
and bring my camera ??

2 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
sad

:( I wanted to do that :(
I'm sorry Kit kiss

Do you want me to split the thread up again so you can merge dunno

Can I watch the "merge"
and bring my camera ??
only if Dawn will talk me through it :twisted:

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier )

She has now :wink:
sad

:( I wanted to do that :(
I'm sorry Kit kiss

Do you want me to split the thread up again so you can merge dunno

Can I watch the "merge"
and bring my camera ??
only if Dawn will talk me through it :twisted:
It would be my pleasure :giggle:

2 Oct 2005

Hang on mods, don't do anything yet............. I'm just going to post in LMU......... an SH merge in the cafe rolleyes

Lets see how many want to turn up

2 Oct 2005

shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

2 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Shame you never posted your reply on the right thread in the first place and we wouldn't of hi-jacked your thread rolleyes

Stick around, you will soon see we mean no harm by a quick hi-jack biggrin

2 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Being hijacked so soon is a "good thing" Especially so nicely, by such nice mods.
OR . . . .
If you're just pressing random buttons - click here to find it.
OR . . . . . Step away from the wine or whatever it is you're drinking wink

2 Oct 2005

Quote by prettypants
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.
Getting back to your story, you do seem to have had quite a run of bad luck to meet with that many idiots. It simply wouldn't occur to me to bail out straight after the event, or to turn up with a whippet in tow (I'd have to find a whippet for starters).
Don't give up, I'm sure you'll find some pleasant, enthuseastic, and energetic blokes if you keep looking, these forums might be a good place to start.

2 Oct 2005

Ok...good night all.
Thanks I feel better for getting it all off my chest.
Take care, have fun.
XXXXXXXXXX

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.

ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.

2 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.

ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.
But what did happen to the the camel in the end???

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Tanis105
shame my story got lost in "to merge or not to merge"

Yes, it would appear that a few of the regulars have been unable to stop themselves hijacking yet another thread. It happens a lot 'round here, it's nothing personal.

ffs ! ! !
Whinge, whine, moan ! ! ! ! ! !
How many times have you sat in a cafe or bar, around a table with 11 other people ?
(yep - I'm sad enough to have gone back over the thread and counted)
Did the conversation always revolve around the starting topic, or perhaps; did it ever wander in and out, off and on. Maybe evolving ?
Yes in this cafe, there will be other threads, on other topics - but guess what . . . . ?
Just like in real life, people will interject conversations as they wander in and out.
But what did happen to the the camel in the end???
It grew toes ?