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Quote by niceguysdoexist
I am resistsing the temptation to talk about stiff or regular shafts ....
I am getting a feeling that a golf day might be a good way of accomodating a social event.
a sort of golf munch ...
Call lit a gunch confused or a Molf :?
It would be a good day out ...so if anyones interested ...register your interest here smile

sounds like the perfect day out to me a few stiff shafts along with the odd hole in one and a few trips into the bushes as a keen golfer with a reasonable swing wink count me in
just wondering what we will call the soceity when we book it up could be interesting to say the least
colin
Unknown User
put me down im an ex professional golfer with a handicap of 5 now ,maybe i could provde some lessons or tips especially to the ladies
londonsnglmale
Sexlightened
not that i am a lady of coures but tips and lessons would help me, seem to open the face of the club..... But will leave that till nearer the time/day
Ice_Pie
Sex God
I don't think I have a golf handicap, apart from the fact that I don't own a set of golf bats. dunno
Unknown User
I thinks thats golf clubs hunny not bats.....not that i know how to use them...apart from chasing people with them when im pissed off.....
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by givemeahug
I thinks thats golf clubs hunny not bats.....not that i know how to use them...apart from chasing people with them when im pissed off.....

You are mistaken. A Golf club is a Volkswagen owners convention. I know this because the man who sold me my snooker bat is a member.
Unknown User
so as you all seem to be a bunch of hackers with golf bats, are we playing for money then to make it interesting then
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by guy4fun
so as you all seem to be a bunch of hackers with golf bats, are we playing for money then to make it interesting then

Why would you want to, with a handicap like yours you HAVE to lose the money, now me playing off 24, £100 a hole would seem fair! I think amateur status should be preserved, play for the booze within each fourball or whatever.
I was thinking, unless we fix this VERY fast we might have to wait until Spring. Organising something like this requires some assumptions on the weather.
londonsnglmale
Sexlightened
thats the beauty of golf its all weather although if you're shit like me then you end up getting miserable and depresed.
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Quote by musketeer
so as you all seem to be a bunch of hackers with golf bats, are we playing for money then to make it interesting then

Why would you want to, with a handicap like yours you HAVE to lose the money, now me playing off 24, £100 a hole would seem fair! I think amateur status should be preserved, play for the booze within each fourball or whatever.
I was thinking, unless we fix this VERY fast we might have to wait until Spring. Organising something like this requires some assumptions on the weather.
forfiets would be a much more enjoyable game i think
all the male golfers out there know what happens if you dont pass the ladies tee with your drive im sure we can come up with a few more good ones as well
leprechaun
Sex God
the course i play (the worsely marriott) on is just off the m 60 in manchester and runs along the eastl ancs road the m6 m56 m26 are all within easy reach
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by jah_2uk
forfiets would be a much more enjoyable game i think
all the male golfers out there know what happens if you dont pass the ladies tee with your drive im sure we can come up with a few more good ones as well

I think any forfiet of the kind that might involve trousers will have to be outlawed by me, I mean there's not so much to shout about as it is, and this is going to be WINTER.
niceguysdoexist
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Quote by musketeer
forfiets would be a much more enjoyable game i think
all the male golfers out there know what happens if you dont pass the ladies tee with your drive im sure we can come up with a few more good ones as well

I think any forfiet of the kind that might involve trousers will have to be outlawed by me, I mean there's not so much to shout about as it is, and this is going to be WINTER.
Dropping the trousers might encourage the ladies to come along and caddy ...just for a laugh you understand.
The point about window of opprotunity is well made ..if its to be this side of spring we will have to hurry.
Unknown User
musketeer i,ll play you for £100 a hole to make it interesting with the handicaps being 3/4 the difference which is 19 so 3/4 diff of that is 16 i think , so you get 16 shots , cant see you making to many 5s which would be net 4s so yes i,ll take your bet up any day, now i need a nice lady to nobble musketeer in case he makes a few too many pars !!
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
you lot are getting carried away, id happily settle for following wild rose round the course pushing my trolley and wearing her mini skirt, who needs 100 qiuid a hole?
Unknown User
so you wear mini skirts then when you play golf , this is a new one on me !!
Unknown User
you,ll probably beat me no matter what you wear
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
Quote by guy4fun
so you wear mini skirts then when you play golf , this is a new one on me !!

shes the caddy ! grrrr smile your just doing it to annoy me arent you, if you hadseen her in it you'd understand,
i never wear amini skirt on a golf course, now a nice evening dress thats ddifferent, sleevless so it doesnt interfere with my swing.
wink
staggy
Unknown User
im not doing this too annoy you i cant do the quote text thing , read your post 4 replies back it says "id happily settle for following wild rose round the course pushing my trolley and wearing her mini skirt " which reads as you are wearing her mini skirt ,
i thought that was funny that all .
not trying to annoy you honest ...
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by guy4fun
musketeer i,ll play you for £100 a hole to make it interesting with the handicaps being 3/4 the difference which is 19 so 3/4 diff of that is 16 i think , so you get 16 shots , cant see you making to many 5s which would be net 4s so yes i,ll take your bet up any day, now i need a nice lady to nobble musketeer in case he makes a few too many pars !!

Well my problem has never been getting to the green in regulation, just the last 30 feet that got to me. A mite more concentration at the close stuff and you're a dead duck, but actually since I don't know which of us is the bigger bandit I'll probably chicken!!
Re__Lapse
Sex God
The only golf I liked was when Marty Feldman did the sketch.
lonelyness of the long distance golfer.
A classic if ever there was one.