For all the golfers out there......

15 Oct 2004

I bought some sunglasses from a company in Manchester a few months ago and they've stuck me on their mailing list. Came home tonight and there's a flyer waiting for me saying they're having a Â£1M closing down sale, so if anyone's interested their website is...

15 Oct 2004

I thought he was going to ask if anyone wanted to play a round. rolleyes

15 Oct 2004

I havent played golf for years,probably a bit rusty by now,i'd need to perfect my swing again confused

15 Oct 2004

I winced when I saw the sign for Men's Wedgies!
Ouch :shock:
I darent look at the Men's 7 - 9 inch woods.

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I thought he was going to ask if anyone wanted to play a round.

OOOO Easy wants someone to play around with him???????
WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 Oct 2004

I thought he was going to ask if anyone wanted to play a round. rolleyes

15 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
I thought he was going to ask if anyone wanted to play a round.

did someone mention playing around !??? :twisted: :twisted:
I'm game, all i need now is a golfing partner :giggle: ]
(Innuendo about deep rough, driving woods, niblicks and holes-in-one etc deleted) :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Golf?? ain't that just cross country snooker?? wink

:P

15 Oct 2004

Was going to say been a while since a knocked about a basket full of little balls - loved it - must do it again. Only real swinging I have ever done hahahahaha

15 Oct 2004

when the summer returns a "pretty little thing" may be required by my mate marmalaid to act as his caddy we dscussed this the other night at the driving range, well ok it was all my idea but he seemed t think it was cool, so the plot thickens, i staggy, have the ideal young lady to push my golf trolley round some elite golf club however as of yet marms is still searching,it will most likely be a loveley hot summers day so the club dress code must be ignored, mini skirts and tight fitting tops are a must, heels are most welcome, by us but the green keeper may need a fluttering of your eyelashes to win him round, payment will be made in kind several times, I'm guessing, as you pass the bunkers , all applicants to pm marms with your experience and qualifications,
yes i know , pretty little thing is condescending crap but what the hell it made me laugh
note apply to marms im sorted
easy
staggy

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I havent played golf for years,probably a bit rusty by now,i'd need to perfect my swing again

Beat the kids and steve more, good excercise for the golf arm lol

:lol:

15 Oct 2004

Honestly, you lot. rolleyes

Here's me trying to help out those poor souls who suffer from the golfing affliction, to save a few bob and all you lot do is lower it to cheap innuendo. evil

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. :evil:
Right who's for a smackbottom

then? Form a nice, orderly que please. No pushing at the back, there's enough for everyone. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Cheers Easy: I am as keen as Hell, if not as skilled. I love the game-addicted-and have already seen a few things I want to buy. Thanks again
Already played round or two with site members: always open to offers of a game . Lovely little course down here-only 9 holes-but beautiful. Come and visit.
Not very good (26 h'cap) but happy to scare a bit of wildlife...
A

15 Oct 2004

Quote by agricola
Cheers Easy: I am as keen as Hell, if not as skilled. I love the game-addicted-and have already seen a few things I want to buy. Thanks again
Already played round or two with site members: always open to offers of a game . Lovely little course down here-only 9 holes-but beautiful. Come and visit.
Not very good (26 h'cap) but happy to scare a bit of wildlife...
A

Agricola
You will be doing this in daylight next time won't you? rolleyes

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Cheers Easy: I am as keen as Hell, if not as skilled. I love the game-addicted-and have already seen a few things I want to buy. Thanks again
Already played round or two with site members: always open to offers of a game . Lovely little course down here-only 9 holes-but beautiful. Come and visit.
Not very good (26 h'cap) but happy to scare a bit of wildlife...
A

Agricola
You will be doing this in daylight next time won't you? rolleyes

Pah! daylight is for wimps!! 'Night Golf' is the new thing!! Beats paintballing hands down. I'm improving too lol

have now learned to spot the Snipe flying in in dying light and launch a six-iron at 'em!! Come on Tiger Woods, you try that!! And, I've become a dab-hand at lobbing the rats as they emerge from their burrows. It may seem a waste of a Titleist Pro V1, but I love to see 'em scarper as the little white ball drops in from 'Angels One-Five'. Best of all is to wait until the snotty (townie) neighbours arrive home after one of their 'social events' and blast a five -iron into their 'nursery grown Acers', just as they get out of their Merc SLK!! Frightens the buggery out of them.
Simple pleasures .
A

15 Oct 2004

Gawd I love ya!

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by agricola
Cheers Easy: I am as keen as Hell, if not as skilled. I love the game-addicted-and have already seen a few things I want to buy. Thanks again
Already played round or two with site members: always open to offers of a game . Lovely little course down here-only 9 holes-but beautiful. Come and visit.
Not very good (26 h'cap) but happy to scare a bit of wildlife...
A

Agricola
You will be doing this in daylight next time won't you? rolleyes

Pah! daylight is for wimps!! 'Night Golf' is the new thing!! Beats paintballing hands down. I'm improving too lol

have now learned to spot the Snipe flying in in dying light and launch a six-iron at 'em!! Come on Tiger Woods, you try that!! And, I've become a dab-hand at lobbing the rats as they emerge from their burrows. It may seem a waste of a Titleist Pro V1, but I love to see 'em scarper as the little white ball drops in from 'Angels One-Five'. Best of all is to wait until the snotty (townie) neighbours arrive home after one of their 'social events' and blast a five -iron into their 'nursery grown Acers', just as they get out of their Merc SLK!! Frightens the buggery out of them.
Simple pleasures .
A
My father sometimes plays at night Agricola. Once I have that mamary reduction I will definately take gold more seriously but those glands do get in the way of my swing!!!!!!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
My father sometimes plays at night Agricola. Once I have that mamary reduction I will definately take gold more seriously but those glands do get in the way of my swing!!!!!!

Now you're all talking about something very close to my heart. Fancy a mixed foursome my dear Corrie?

16 Oct 2004

I am resistsing the temptation to talk about stiff or regular shafts ....
I am getting a feeling that a golf day might be a good way of accomodating a social event.
a sort of golf munch ...
Call lit a gunch confused

or a Molf :?
It would be a good day out ...so if anyones interested ...register your interest here smile

16 Oct 2004

Golf - its just not Cricket!

16 Oct 2004

I think Staggyand I have alredy expressed our interest... What more do you need???
Chris

16 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
I am resistsing the temptation to talk about stiff or regular shafts ....
I am getting a feeling that a golf day might be a good way of accomodating a social event.
a sort of golf munch ...
Call lit a gunch or a Molf :?
It would be a good day out ...so if anyones interested ...register your interest here

I'm up for that........ a modest 23 HC here!

16 Oct 2004

I'm up for that, when I last had a handicap it was 18, that was years ago so I'll be crap but not a disgrace.

16 Oct 2004

Quote by frogster
I'm up for that........ a modest 23 HC here!

I'm up for that.........a modest 38H here!
'fraid I've got the same handicap as corrie - but I seriously am learning to play golf rolleyes

Have had 6 lessons and hit one good shot - not including the duck I hit with my driver when I launched it into the burn :!:
Oh yes I've definately got the temprament for golf :shock:

16 Oct 2004

I'd be up for a chance to show off my swing lol

:lol:
Advice for anyone arriving at a course I'm playing on............
Be very careful where you park your car, I have an uncanny ability to reach the car park from just about any tee on the course :uhoh:

16 Oct 2004

well the idea of a social meet on the golf course sounds tick at boo to me again hi handicaper here to but am a member of a club with good motorway access and could sort rates out if wanted ps course is a challenging but not stupid so good for hi or low handicappers also has a hotel attached
may i suggest that if some off ur partners who don't play golf they could caddy for u also would be a back door root ( lol

no pun intended) for non golfers to caddy for other thus they get to cum as well.

16 Oct 2004

Sounds interesting to me.

19 Oct 2004

Bumping this thread to the top again.
It seems like Wentworth and St Andrews will be out as we will be all fairly high handicappers.(Don't have one but play to about 18)So if we can find a course that wants its fairways dug up for nothing ....ok make it the rough as we wont't actually find the fairways.
Leprichaun which area are you in then to see if your course is practical for those who may be interested .I certainly wouldn/t mind sacrificing a days work to play the only swinging I ever do.
Anyone else interested in a days golfing please register your interest here. Gentlemen and Ladies welcome
also position of caddy available...
must be female(so Sue me under the sex discrimination act :P )
Must be fit...golf bags are heavy
Must be prepared to clean my balls if required.
Must be able to select the right clubs as appropriate(Partners, Liberty's La Chambre etc)

19 Oct 2004

golf sounds like a plan
Not all that greet but i love playing biggrin

Should maybe soprt the course out so its midway for everyone???
And enough notice of course, but i guess thats a given :D
Nice to see what peopel wear
(now where are my golf trousers)

19 Oct 2004

As a rule I hate rules BUT
If the day goes ahead we must have a rule on whether Ian Poulter trousers will be allowed..or NOT rolleyes

The sartorial comittee!!