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fuck me like you've paid for it

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Laff_n_Chilli
Orgasminator
After seeing this marvelous, delirious and imaginative phrase used so delicately by polo-lady I had to ask ............
doesnt every man pay for it one way or another?
duel
:sparring:
ducking for cover now! bolt
Unknown User
May be - but sadly they don't all fuck like they have sad
Unknown User
If the price of good sex is a glass or 2/3/4/5/6 or what ever it's takes.....some good food and fine converstion.....then i'm happy to pay cool lol 8-)
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
May be - but sadly they don't all fuck like they have sad

rotflmao
I love you PL :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Reacher359
If the price of good sex is a glass or 2/3/4/5/6 or what ever it's takes.....some good food and fine converstion.....then i'm happy to pay cool lol 8-)

So you usually have to get them pissed dunno
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
So you usually have to get them pissed
when your as ugly as me anything short of chloroform to get laid :cry: :cry:
Unknown User
see now i'm trying for sympathy lol :lol:
maybe i should just go back to my corner :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
May be - but sadly they don't all fuck like they have sad

worship lol :P
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
when your as ugly as me anything short of chloroform to get laid :cry: :cry:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You nut! lol
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Hmmm since I only accom can I claim compensation for the wear and tear on my bed?
Darkfire
Sex God
It is a bloody good catchphrase though :thumbup:
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol
I used to say 'fuck me like you mean it' rolleyes but suddenly it just doesnt cut the mustard in comparison :lol:
Unknown User
what about
" fuck me like the tax man is auditing your fake tax claims and the only sex your getting for the next 5 years is from the daddy of the jail" :shock:
Darkfire
Sex God
I wouldnt have the inclination to say all that lot mate, I'd hope I'd be preoccupied with biting the pillow and thinking of England lol
tweeky
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
If the price of good sex is a glass or 2/3/4/5/6 or what ever it's takes.....some good food and fine converstion.....then i'm happy to pay cool lol 8-)

Just remember if its 2/3/4/5/or 6 glasses whichever number makes THEM look good is the right amount to pay wink
Taxi
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Reacher359
what about
" fuck me like the tax man is auditing your fake tax claims and the only sex your getting for the next 5 years is from the daddy of the jail" :shock:

I think that may have the wrong effect.... i.e. scare them shitless and loose the woody :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
And? :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
And? :rascal:
Will you be requiring the full kidnap service?
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
And? :rascal:
Will you be requiring the full kidnap service?
No, I can't afford it!
I was thinking of cutting some eye holes in an old woolly hat and chasing you around a car park armed with a rubber chicken!
How's that sound? dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
And? :rascal:
Will you be requiring the full kidnap service?
No, I can't afford it!
I was thinking of cutting some eye holes in an old woolly hat and chasing you around a car park armed with a rubber chicken!
How's that sound? dunno
rotflmao
Fair enough...
Can I tape some of the plasic cups together and make some fake binoculars :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
And? :rascal:
Will you be requiring the full kidnap service?
No, I can't afford it!
I was thinking of cutting some eye holes in an old woolly hat and chasing you around a car park armed with a rubber chicken!
How's that sound? dunno
rotflmao
Fair enough...
Can I tape some of the plasic cups together and make some fake binoculars :lol:
Well I left those cups in your car so they are my cups! But for the purposes of your sexual pleasure I will allow you to fashion some fake binoculars out of them. (I'm far too generous for my own good!)
Sadly I've cut one of the eye holes a lot lower than they other in my woolly hat/balaclava, so if you see me about to bump into a tree (or dogger) do please help me out by sounding your horn!
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
Sadly I've cut one of the eye holes a lot lower than they other in my woolly hat/balaclava, so if you see me about to bump into a tree (or dogger) do please help me out by sounding your horn!

Just follow the smell of putty lol
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady

Sadly I've cut one of the eye holes a lot lower than they other in my woolly hat/balaclava, so if you see me about to bump into a tree (or dogger) do please help me out by sounding your horn!

Just follow the smell of putty lol
Noooooooooo!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Garfield1
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
So you usually have to get them pissed
when your as ugly as me anything short of chloroform to get laid :cry: :cry:

So thats were i've been going wrong lol
*felixx wanders off too look for some chloroform*
H__x
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

She didn't.
bolt
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you shouldn't panic too much, I've only heard/read "Fuck me like you are paying for it!" so technically you are the author. :lol:
But I do think you should say it to me a few times just so I can make sure. :grin:
Ahhh - yet another cunning ploy by Kiss wink
And? :rascal:
Will you be requiring the full kidnap service?
No, I can't afford it!
I was thinking of cutting some eye holes in an old woolly hat and chasing you around a car park armed with a rubber chicken!
How's that sound? dunno
I'm sure I've seen that on you tube
H.x
Unknown User
Quote by HannahnAlex
as for the ladies and MEN who carry out this service ,my hat goes off to them ,, i dont mean the local street walker who does it to feed a habit they have .. i mean people who are profesionnals ..ie domonatrix and escorts and high class hookers... yes some of them might not pay thier taxes .. but some do ...they also have a very high class of living and earn a great deal of money.... also will probably retire years before any of us... some people might not agree but thats just my personal opinion
hannah xxx

I agree with you Hannah, you have to be bloody brave to do that job.