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Fun at The Supermarket - How to kill time on a boring night!
Quote by MQ
You could have them looking for the old classics, pick a particularly young and dumb looking assistant and send them off to search for the following:
Skyhooks
Glass hammer
Tartan Paint
Skirting Board ladders
a Long Stand (good one if you have an accomplice shop assistant to tell them to 'hang on there a minute while I get one for you....)
Horizontal ladders:twisted:
You forgot the bucket of steam and the left-handed screwdriver.
Sex God
Another good one if anyone has an upcoming party and needs to go booze shopping.. before you go make sure you only have enough cash for what you need.. fill the trolly with booze up to the money you have, then add a pack of nappies on the top... as it goes though and you don't have enough, very sadly announce you are going to have to return the nappies as you don't have enough to pay for them!! :lol:
(obviously if you really need the nappies then don't do this)
:lol: (obviously if you really need the nappies then don't do this)
Quote by xxdevil69
Another good one if anyone has an upcoming party and needs to go booze shopping.. before you go make sure you only have enough cash for what you need.. fill the trolly with booze up to the money you have, then add a pack of nappies on the top... as it goes though and you don't have enough, very sadly announce you are going to have to return the nappies as you don't have enough to pay for them!!
(obviously if you really need the nappies then don't do this)
The little old lady behind you always offers to pay for the nappies though and then you feel really mean.
Sex God
If we are in Mcdonalds or BurgerKing or the like I always embarass our kids by trying to haggle the price of the food down with the assistant, never works but good fun.
John
John
Sexpert
Quote by marmalaid
I've done a couple of thing like that in the past, here's a couple:
Raided the penny jar, there was about £20 in 1p 2p and 5p, had them all in my pockets and paid for my shopping with them!
Grr! I bet anyone behind you (and not least the sales assistant) hated you after that. Very cruel
Quote by marmalaid
Went to Curry's or some similar place with the Sister In Law and neice, raced the SIL to sit in the front seat, she beat me, so I lay on the ground and shouted I'll throw a paddy, she refused to move so I threw a paddy, wife was laughing, SIL and neice were really embarrassed
Morbius has done simialr to me ... unfortunately I'm the one to get embarrassed ....
he once did a Basil Fawlty on me in a car park when the car wouldn't start too
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
If we are in Mcdonalds or BurgerKing or the like I always embarass our kids by trying to haggle the price of the food down with the assistant, never works but good fun.
Like it. I'll try to remember that, just in case my nephew ever insists on going to either place.
When I'm out with him in a really busy place (better still if his parents are there as well) II particularly enjoy adopting a really silly walk or a very deep evil laugh. :twisted: :twisted:
